lauren's definitions

headjack

in football when a player if facemasked, and his head is trusted backwards.

commentator 1: "did you see that face mask?!"
Commentator 2: "yeah, it was a total headjack - he could have got whiplash"

by Lauren December 28, 2005

bushwhacker

a girl who shaves her pubes

"my new girl is a bushwhacker... i was tired of trish's old school pussy."

by lauren September 1, 2003

birkies

Berkenstocks- a sandal shoe thing. leather, mostly. popular with the very preppy, or hippie types

"hey i scuffed your birkies when i wore them to walk the dog this morning... sorry man"

by lauren August 30, 2003

shmuv

well shmuv is a combination of the word shove and move so if you want someone to get out of your way u could just say SHMUV to them... and hopefully they will get out of your way..if not the just push them over..hahaha

Krystal shmuv.
shmuv over so i can sit down.

by Lauren March 8, 2005