laura's definitions

Essex girl

Not what everyone thinks! not the blonde bimbo in white stilletos and up for anything! theres only a few of them around!

lets not generalise every girl from essex as an essex girl

by laura April 26, 2005

screwvenir

anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone's house after you've slept with them.

Laura didn't really like doing it with Chip so much, but she did nab a copy of Time Magazine with Mick Jagger on it from his house as a screwvenir.

by Laura September 14, 2003

freatard

a cross between freak and retard.

OMG Sarah Madison... you are such a fretard! just kidding

by Laura January 2, 2005

obtruse

in the way; over-expressed, redundant, large, sporatic, random.

Look at these OBTRUSE columns blocking my walking route!

by Laura March 30, 2005

shirley temple

A non-alcoholic drink consisting of sprite/other limey softdrink and cherry syrup. With ice. And a cherry or two thrown in. They're really good.

You're too young to get drunk and have a hangover, Billy! Go get a Shirley Temple!

by Laura December 29, 2003

parnian

Parnian.. A person who is obsessed with how their eyebrows look..This person does not follow any trends. Secretly loves The OC and Spice Girls but won't tell anyone. Obbsessed with hair and hair products. This person never wants to tbe a prep.They will never buy cloths from american eagle but will buy jeans that are named "american rag" only b/c it's from macys. Oh and they love EMO . oh they are all democrats

"dude are my eyebrows good".. "omg you need new hairspray" quotes from a Parnian.
"lack of color was labeled indie but i labeled it emo.. its oo emo"

by Laura March 20, 2005

em

the coolest bestest person in the world, my best friend, w/o her i'd be dead, hahaha control 5

I love em!!!!!

by Laura February 3, 2004