laura's definitions

turdbrain

a person with litte or no common sense; a lesser form of a human being; someone with a "turd" as a brain

You never know what you're talking about, turdbrain.

by Laura March 11, 2003

Walpole

Used to describe a boring place.

I hate it there, it's so walpole!

by Laura July 30, 2003

umk

the word sam tries to get me to say and im like no! its mk. hes a dork.

Sweetblondie1590: mk
Sweetblondie1590: then i guess so
RiversideProphet: its "umk"
RiversideProphet: woooo
Sweetblondie1590: NO ITS MK

by laura January 5, 2005

Wayne

An upper-middle-class Northern New Jersey town of about 55,000 in Passaic County about 20 miles outside of New York City.
Lacking in any sort of downtown so "Club Preakness" (Preakness shopping center) is the place to be.
Full of Jews, Asians, and endless Catholics who forget that Protestants exist.

"Only Wayne would have a Hebrew YMCA."

"I can't wait to get the fuck out of Wayne."

by Laura December 29, 2004

jeehaw

crooked; off kilter; slanty

"My glasses are jeehaw"

by Laura January 29, 2005

em

the coolest bestest person in the world, my best friend, w/o her i'd be dead, hahaha control 5

I love em!!!!!

by Laura February 3, 2004

mean mugging

1. To have a sour/mean look on your face.

That skank tried to dance with my man and I was mean mugging.

by Laura December 10, 2004