laura's definitions

Billy Boyd

Incredibly radiant Scottish man with green eyes.

Oh my, look. It's Billy Boyd, he is so incredibly radient and sexy! Just look at those green eyes!

by Laura December 28, 2003

screwvenir

anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone's house after you've slept with them.

Laura didn't really like doing it with Chip so much, but she did nab a copy of Time Magazine with Mick Jagger on it from his house as a screwvenir.

by Laura September 14, 2003

Wisconsin Hot

When someone is kind of hot but has one major flaw making them not really attractive anymore. For example, a girl could be gorgeous with big tits and a nice ass, but have some sort of personality disorder or some physical problem like a third arm growing out of her forehead.

Hey Ryan that girl is Wisconsin hot; I'd go for her if she didn't have that beard...

by Laura May 4, 2005

bi-curious

when someone is curious and has sexual thoughts about a person of the same sex.

Dan liked girls, but still had some thoughts about dudes, so he thought of himself as bi-curious

by Laura September 1, 2004

L337

L337 is used now a days as a reason for geeks to unite. Who can make up the most words without using letters on the keyboard? Oh! Lookie there. The geek with the tight pants who will never get laid.

!337 _5345 5_(< @$$.

Translation: L337 users are not my favorite people.

by Laura May 23, 2004

freatard

a cross between freak and retard.

OMG Sarah Madison... you are such a fretard! just kidding

by Laura January 2, 2005

parnian

Parnian.. A person who is obsessed with how their eyebrows look..This person does not follow any trends. Secretly loves The OC and Spice Girls but won't tell anyone. Obbsessed with hair and hair products. This person never wants to tbe a prep.They will never buy cloths from american eagle but will buy jeans that are named "american rag" only b/c it's from macys. Oh and they love EMO . oh they are all democrats

"dude are my eyebrows good".. "omg you need new hairspray" quotes from a Parnian.
"lack of color was labeled indie but i labeled it emo.. its oo emo"

by Laura March 20, 2005