laura's definitions

mind wank

Basically having a wank in your mind..usually over someone sexy...(but doesn't have to be)...just taking the time to picture them in their sexiness.
Can be done by either gender...woo!

*Warning* May be accompanied by Homer Simpson-like drool noises

E.G 1.)
In HMV watching man perving over a poster of Avril Lavigne

Laura:Look at him having a mind wank over Avril
Liz:Eurgh

E.G 2.)
Liz and Laura(me)sitting down in Rackhams waiting for Laura C(not me) to try on some clothes

Laura:*insert name* is so fit isn't he?
Liz: Oh,I know yea! he would so get it!
Laura: He's just so gorgeous...I think i need a mind wank now!
Liz: Me too!

SILENCE FOR A FEW MOMENTS

Laura: Half naked Kylie on that T.V is putting me off..Dammit!!
Liz: You still having your mind wank?
Laura: Trying to.....Why?
Liz: Because i need a tissue!

*The above examples are purely fictional,as Laura and Liz are not this sad and do more interesting stuff in their free time*

by Laura December 20, 2003

James Raskopf

The best man in the whole wide world. I love him. He is so witty, sweet, nice, funny, and soothing. I love you James Raskopf. I love you forever. <@> ^_^

Looking around, sighing, I wish that James Raskopf was here, so I can be complete.

by Laura January 21, 2005

boobah

some scary looking children's television caracters, closely resenbleing a man's penis and who live in a ball bag each.
also available in a range of gay colurs

Ah!! Booooobahhhhhh

by laura June 25, 2004

endorphinmachine

sex organ that shoots out sperm, commonly know as the penis or d!ck.

"And get ready 4 somethin' that U've never seen...The Endorphinmachine!"

by laura November 9, 2004

PL

Porno Laura, Young female who tends to record Videos frequently, also see Laura

1)adski go get the camera
2)Lets make movies with pl!
3)PL-what laura is called by lee and d

by Laura March 10, 2004

as a friend

Used to draw the "no sex/physical intimacy" boundaries. Generally used for people who have an agreeable personality but no sex appeal. A nice way of saying "I could never get on you."

I know we've been dating a lot, but I just like you as a friend.

by Laura May 26, 2004

sex nazi

A prude; someone who witholds sex from the opposite sex.

God damn, Laura! Stop being a sex nazi and gimme some already!

by Laura May 13, 2005