laura's definitions

sea monkey bank

a boys ballzac... sperm look like seamonkeys, and ballzac hold em, hence sea monkey bank

id love for her to suck his bank

by laura June 17, 2004

shastamacnasty

level number three in the "staircase of nasty"

Laura earned her title of shastamacnasty, but becasue of a technicality in the staircase of nasty, Carrie got a hand-out.

by Laura December 19, 2003

Syma

My favorite girl who I hang out with 24/7.

I can tell her anything and we have fun playing ISS!

by Laura March 7, 2004

Lovers

two people that will be together until the end of time, who love and charish one another feelings and thoughts. Two people who are truly and deeply in love and can't stand being apart for so long. Two people who need eachother every day, every minute, and every second.

Cory and I are lovers!!
I love you cory! *muahz*

by Laura January 11, 2005

boot

if there is some1 that you don't like for various reasons, then they are a boot

see her she is such a fukin boot

by LAURA December 28, 2004

blazin squad

Blazin’ Squad. A bunch of talentless, brainless, pop music making, fake rapping…arse-heads.

See you at the Crossroads, crossroads, crossroads. X50.

by Laura June 3, 2004

hoser

hoser equals the american use of idiot.

You're all a bunch of fucking hosers.

by Laura February 11, 2005