latrelljennings's definitions

Internet

Woow. You couldn't be dumber if you're literally looking up the definition of the internet.

Person 1: Hey Chad, what's "The Internet?"
Person 2: Hey. Hand me that knife over there. I think it's time to just end this thing we all call "life" for me.

by latrelljennings July 7, 2017

Glove department

A word blank people use to describe what they’re referring to as the glove compartment in a car (mostly black moms).

“You do too much. Hand me my belt out the glove department so I can whoop your ass.”

by latrelljennings June 4, 2023

Pocket Pool

When you got your hand in your pants and your playing what that hangy thing on your body on the lower part. Then people start looking at you because they know your having fun over there.

Person 1: Matthew's over there playing pocket pool, isn't he?
Person 2: Yup. I bet he's having a ball.
Person 1: Nasty ass bitch.

by latrelljennings August 10, 2016

Are we there yet?

The pretty annoying repeated sentence in car rides for like a jabillion decades now by young children.

Kid: Are we there yet?
Driver: Almost
Kid: Are we there yet?
Driver: ALMOST I SAID!!
Kid: Are we there yet?
Driver: *Commits suicide*

by latrelljennings August 10, 2016

TT

What black people use for aunt. Simple as that, really.

Person 1: Who just pulled up ina drive way?
Person 2: Oh that's TT. She finna slide on me real quick for these pills.

by latrelljennings April 12, 2019

Donald Trump

Simple definition: Everything you want to be...
Just kidding, that's a lie...
A good definition: a dick munching, maniac. In other words, your mom.

Guy 1: Who's Donald Trump?
Guy 2: Just go to google and look up a meme

by latrelljennings June 1, 2016

BLU R1 HD

That cheap ass phone you find on Amazon for like 50 bucks. The backup phone you have after you decide to fuck up your Galaxy Note7. Because your just a supreme boss like that.
amzn.to/2aKPFav

I ain't got no examples for the BLU R1 HD. Google one.

by latrelljennings August 10, 2016