7 definitions by lane3192

swollen property

A chick caught cheating, "red handed" , with a dick in her hand.

He left his old lady cause he walked in the room and she was caught with swollen property.

by lane3192 September 11, 2014

Sack religious

A female/ male that is dedicated and worships their man's cock and balls.

(Friend #1) You must be layin' the pipe right. Ever since you've been bangin' Jenny , she's stop talking Joe and Mike. (Friend #2) Yeah, she's become sack religious.

by lane3192 April 14, 2017

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6.9

a good time ruined by a period.

This chick and I pulled a 6.9 last night.
She didn't tell me she was on her rag. I would have rathered an old fashion 69.

by lane3192 September 4, 2014

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999 nevermind

The phone number you give a person who asks for your number, but doesn't have a chance.

Guy 1- Hi, my name is Jerry(followed by some cheesy pick up line), you think I could get your number and we can hook up some time?
Girl 1- Ok, sure, it's 999 nevermind.(followed by a slight head shake and chuckle.)

by lane3192 April 2, 2018

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