lacoste_lover's definitions

burnout

The guy you sit next to in class who's killed so many brain cells with drugs that he has to ask "Dude, where am I?" every five minutes. A burnout is a stoner who didn't stop until every last brain cell was fried, and even though every brain cell is now fried, is still smoking at least five blunts a day.

Burnout: "Dude, where am I and why is everyone being so quiet?"
normal person:"This is your brother's funeral"
burnout:"Ah man, that sucks. Wait, I had a brother?"
normal person"Yeah"
burnout:"Woah, that's crazy! Wait-did you know that when I hit myself in the head it sounds like it's hollow?"
normal person: "Why am I not surprised?"

by lacoste_lover July 15, 2006

rich boy

The sexiest kind of boy there is. On their own, they might not look that great, but if you put them in $100 jeans and a BMW, half the female population will happily have sex with them. This is because, as Good Charlotte sang, girls dont like boys; girls like cars and money. It is true, thus rich boys are sexy. Very, very, sexy.

Bob was at least 50 lbs. overweight and showered an average of twice a month. He liked to sit in class and talk to a hand puppet and get from place to place by hopping. I thought Bob was weird and gross. Then I realized he drove a new Range Rover and was a very rich boy. Now I think Bob is very hot.

by lacoste_lover July 26, 2006

prep

They are to truepreppieswhat WalMart sneakers with 4 stripes are to Adidas. While a true preppy wears Ralph Lauren and Lacoste, preps reek of wannabe neuvo riche with Abercrombie mini skirts and cheap American Eagle polo shirts that they're quite proud of. Their parents drive minivans and live in tract housing but still beleive that they are better than everyone else. Unlike preppies who may or may not be popular, preps are insecure popular snobs.

The prep bought a five year old Camaro and went to buy a dress shirt at Hollister. For this, he beleives that he is better than everybody else.

by lacoste_lover October 5, 2005

hillbilly rich

Similar to hood rich, except involving rural whites. If you see a doule wide with a collapsing roof, but 4 new cars in the driveway, you know that you are driving by a hillbilly rich family's domicile. Just as is the case with those who are hood rich, the realities of one's personal finances is unimportant. As a result, most who are hillbilly rich have atrocious credit and have possessions repossessed frequently.

My cousins are so hillbilly rich that they cant afford to pay their electric bill. They would have had the money to, but then they bought a new Tahoe (they had to get something to replace the Mustang the repo guys came and got). I cant blame them, though, because it would be more fun to be hillbilly rich than poor.

by lacoste_lover December 12, 2005

BBW

'Big Beautiful Woman'a term used primarily by women who have not seen their feet in several years but would still like to beleive that they are every bit as attractive as girls like me who realize that a five pizza a day habit wrecks the appearance. Obviously, they are not by the fact that only the truly desperate would date one of the 'BBW' types. Porpulous ladies, go back to accentuating your good personalities rather than trying to pass yourselves off as attractive.

I am a BBW seeking a man who shares my love of fried fruit pies and my hatred of having to walk from the couch to the refrigerator.

by lacoste_lover October 2, 2006

Suburbia

The kind of place where disgruntled teens go on killing sprees with hopes that prison will at least be more interesting. Every house is nice, moderately priced, and identical every other house in it's subdivision. Appopriately enough, the average suburban household owns a Suburban (so that the soccer team can be carpooled back to their tract housing without having to remove the Abercrombie bags from the cargo area).

I live in such suburbia that if it werent for the flowers our landscaper planted, I probably wouldnt be able to tell which house I lived in and which belonged to the neighbors.

by lacoste_lover October 12, 2005

pentecostal

A 'Christian' religious sect that meets all neccessary criteria for a cult (though that applies to a number of christian sects). This particular sect of mental patients beleive that females will burn in hell for a cutting their hair, wearing makeup, piercing their ears, or any other destructive, vain activities. All pentecostals are raised to beleive that any non-pentecostal will burn in hell for eternity, as will any pentecostal who has ever drank, smoked, said 'gosh', or missed church. This high level of logical thinking goes a long way in explaining why most pentecostals live in trailer parks and eat fried Spam for dinner (after, of course, they pray).

Pentecostal:"Oh dear, is that (gasp) lipgloss you're wearing...with pants, no less."
Normal person: "Yes, dont you know that most modern females wear pants?"
Pentecostal:"The bible clearly states that sinners like you will be damned to hell for all of eternity."
Normal person walks away content, knowing that hell would be better than a heaven filled with pentecostals.

by lacoste_lover October 3, 2005