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An obscure language spoken by fangirls. It started at an unknown time period as a result of a poor bastardization between Chatspeak and the English Language. Caps Lock is also used to accentuate anger or pure emotion. The language is also know for the lack of punctuation, verb tenses, capitalization, syntax, and most of the vowels. It is the hallmark of ignorance and every fangirls' obsessions.
Twilight Fangirl: OmGGGZZZ liEk TaYLoR LAUTneR iz so hAWT!!!111!
Justin Bieber Fangirl: NO u stupid whor u are a stpuid
Jonas Brothers Fangirl: fuck you you you stupid bicth you are idoit
Miley Cyrus Fangirl: GRRRFEFJFNLSKDLASKDJL
Rational Person: Sorry guys, I don't speak Fangirlese, the language of ignorance.
*leaves*
Justin Bieber Fangirl: NO u stupid whor u are a stpuid
Jonas Brothers Fangirl: fuck you you you stupid bicth you are idoit
Miley Cyrus Fangirl: GRRRFEFJFNLSKDLASKDJL
Rational Person: Sorry guys, I don't speak Fangirlese, the language of ignorance.
*leaves*
by l1011tristar17 February 13, 2010
Get the Fangirlesemug. A website/Youtube channel which is supposed to give you helpful steps on performing certain tasks. After about 10 videos, they ran out of good ideas, and it is glaringly obvious.
How to flip a coin
Followed up by:
How to use a sponge
Thanks Howcast, I really needed help on that one
Followed up by:
How to use a sponge
Thanks Howcast, I really needed help on that one
by l1011tristar17 February 9, 2010
Get the Howcastmug. City in Los Angeles County, about 20 minutes from Anaheim and 15 minutes from Buena Park. For a California city, it is sometimes boring, but can be exciting at times, and looks a lot cleaner than some other cities. A great place to chill out.
East Coasters tend to generalize it as a ghetto, but it is pretty safe and the people can be pretty friendly, provided you meet the right people.
East Coasters tend to generalize it as a ghetto, but it is pretty safe and the people can be pretty friendly, provided you meet the right people.
Frank: Damn, Whittier is so boring.
Joey: It could be worse, Billy had to move to Virginia, he has to live out on a farm.
Frank: GEEZ
Joey: It could be worse, Billy had to move to Virginia, he has to live out on a farm.
Frank: GEEZ
by l1011tristar17 February 9, 2010
Get the Whittiermug. Seems like an important world holiday, but it's just a big load of bullshit, where companies profit off of those people who are insane enough to buy their girlfriend/spouse $400 Digital Cameras or iPods. On this day, your romantic abilities are proportional to the size of your bank account.
Also known to make single people more depressed and angry. One of the stupidest holidays of our pop culture that just encourages thoughtless relationships and big spending.
Symbolizes everything that is wrong and superficial about our culture today.
Also known to make single people more depressed and angry. One of the stupidest holidays of our pop culture that just encourages thoughtless relationships and big spending.
Symbolizes everything that is wrong and superficial about our culture today.
Jim: OMG Valentine's Day is tomorrow!!!!!
Joey: That's nice.
Jim: I'm going to buy my girlfriend a new phone, and jewelry, and money, and gift cards, and candy, and a new car, and...
Joey: I may be single, but if I wasn't, I would appreciate my girlfriend for the whole year, not just for one day in February.
Joey: That's nice.
Jim: I'm going to buy my girlfriend a new phone, and jewelry, and money, and gift cards, and candy, and a new car, and...
Joey: I may be single, but if I wasn't, I would appreciate my girlfriend for the whole year, not just for one day in February.
by l1011tristar17 February 9, 2010
Get the Valentine's Daymug. A very tight group of people who do everything in High School as a large group. Most of them have stayed together since Middle School, so any outsiders are not welcome.
While this group focuses a lot on the art of meaningless conversation, most of their social lives and daily planning revolves around Facebook or Myspace. That is where their stupid little fads or inside jokes start, and where they eventually are laid down to rest a week later, only to be revived by some dumbass during a lunch period 4 months later.
Also, over 2/3 of the group are usually girls, and will often back out of normal conversations with guys to have side conversations with their "girl friends". Don't worry if you observe this behavior, it is perfectly normal". They also claim to hate dating and boys, but they facebook fish on their statuses about a mysterious infatuation.
Despite all of this, not all of them are pompous assholes, and are more sociable and talkative as individuals rather than a large group. If you are lucky, they will accept you for who you are. But if you don't fit into their cookie cutter, they will cast you out, and you will join the rest of the kids who dislike them.
It's one of the most irritating High School groups, but it keeps the other annoying groups in check.
While this group focuses a lot on the art of meaningless conversation, most of their social lives and daily planning revolves around Facebook or Myspace. That is where their stupid little fads or inside jokes start, and where they eventually are laid down to rest a week later, only to be revived by some dumbass during a lunch period 4 months later.
Also, over 2/3 of the group are usually girls, and will often back out of normal conversations with guys to have side conversations with their "girl friends". Don't worry if you observe this behavior, it is perfectly normal". They also claim to hate dating and boys, but they facebook fish on their statuses about a mysterious infatuation.
Despite all of this, not all of them are pompous assholes, and are more sociable and talkative as individuals rather than a large group. If you are lucky, they will accept you for who you are. But if you don't fit into their cookie cutter, they will cast you out, and you will join the rest of the kids who dislike them.
It's one of the most irritating High School groups, but it keeps the other annoying groups in check.
by l1011tristar17 February 9, 2010
Get the High School Socialitesmug. by l1011tristar17 February 15, 2010
Get the Teenagersmug. East Coaster: So, is it true that life in Southern California is like a episode from the O.C.?
West Coaster: *facepalm*
West Coaster: *facepalm*
by l1011tristar17 February 9, 2010
Get the The O.C.mug.