kwang's definitions

kweer

weird, in a gay way

Hey, that rhymes!

by kwang June 8, 2003

Vaginitis

an inflammation of the vagina. I don't know what inflammation means so I'll just assume that it means on fire.

Help me! My house is burning down and I'm catching vaginitis!

by kwang June 8, 2003

enemy

The imaginary figures surrounding an idiotic person

I am your worst enemy! MUAHAHAHAHA!

by kwang June 8, 2003

papaya

A fruit with juices that can cause prolonged erections

After I bit into a papaya, I realized that Playboy is a waste of money and I can just buy papayas to make my penis go up longer.

by kwang June 9, 2003

constipation

The state of being constipated. It can cause great pain and is recommended by many physicians.

So hold in your feces and your large intestine will do all the work for you...

by kwang June 9, 2003

mermaid

a chick with big tits transformed into a fish by the Greek god Poseidon or the Roman god Neptune.

There's no difference between Poseidon and Neptune.

by kwang June 9, 2003

penis butter

the French mispronunciation of peanut butter

Just because I eat penis butter doesn't mean I'm a fuckin' cocksucker.

by kwang June 9, 2003