36 definitions by kwang

Channel 13

the channel Dad doesn't want us to watch because it has Jerry Springer, Jenny Jones, and the Maury Show.

I watched Channel 13 last night and Dad never knew a thing.

by kwang July 18, 2003

Pain

The thing that you will feel if you don't go away!

Feel pain!

by kwang June 6, 2003

pizza

A delicious, round piece of dough that comes in square boxes for some strange reason.

I ordered a pizza! Go me!

by kwang June 5, 2003

feces

chocolate

Feces smells bad but actually tastes quite good.

by kwang June 5, 2003

Ice cream

Mashed potatoes mixed with whole fat milk

There are so many fat people nowadays because they ate too much ice cream when they were little.

by kwang June 5, 2003

Penguin

a bird that can not fly but it can swim very well in extremely cold conditions

Batman has an enemy called Penguin.

by kwang July 18, 2003

mermaid

a chick with big tits transformed into a fish by the Greek god Poseidon or the Roman god Neptune.

There's no difference between Poseidon and Neptune.

by kwang June 10, 2003