kwang's definitions

mermaid

a chick with big tits transformed into a fish by the Greek god Poseidon or the Roman god Neptune.

There's no difference between Poseidon and Neptune.

by kwang June 9, 2003

procrasturbation

procrastinating by masturbating!

I don't want to do my homework so I procrasturbated.

by kwang June 4, 2003

Blind

to not be able to see

Louis Braille was blind.

by kwang June 5, 2003

hooka

a pipe or bong used for smokin' bud

dude check out mah new hooka its hella pimp

by Kwang June 26, 2004

do not click here

A phrase I made up that has been proven to be ineffective

See above

by kwang May 21, 2003

attention

the thing that belongs to you which I have right now

I have your attention

by kwang May 21, 2003

Ramen Noodles

little thin strips of cardboard

Ramen noodles submerged in hot water for three minutes taste good!

by kwang June 6, 2003