29 definitions by kurticus
When someone's sarcasm is so thick that they are the king of sarcasm. Save this for only the most sarcastic.
Chads sarcasm was so thick tonight that we nicknamed him SARCASTOR because he would dominate every conversation.
by kurticus April 29, 2007
when my wife scrunches and wiggles her toes in a cute fashion and somehow just doing that makes me compelled to do things for her, like laundry or dishes.
by kurticus July 27, 2010
Similar to "Choda Soda," Scrota Soda is the sweat that accumulates in between the schlong and the scrote.
by kurticus June 4, 2007
another term for tits and ass, or t&a. used primarily by men describing what their goal is when they go out for a night on the town.
dude, what would be really sweet is if tonight i hooked up with some hot chick and copped some boobgina.
by kurticus May 17, 2006
n) similar to a herb; a person who is acting or simply looks like dork, wierdo, or also a person who is being pompous or arrogant.
can also be described as herbasaurus, or herbasaurus rex.
can also be described as herbasaurus, or herbasaurus rex.
by kurticus May 16, 2006
the hair that appears on the necks of men with poor social skills and those men who lack suave-ness with the ladies.
guys with girlfriends have the ladies trim this hair between haircuts...men without girlfriends do not have this luxury.
guys with girlfriends have the ladies trim this hair between haircuts...men without girlfriends do not have this luxury.
by kurticus June 24, 2006
When you are down and out, when you have no jokes left, whip this one out and stuff it in his face. The ultimate comeback.
Crowd: "AWW YEAH! YOU GOT OWNED!!! CHAD OWNED YOU!!! NO COMING BACK FROM THAT!!! AWWW!!!"
Kurt: "Your moms a buffalo."
Crowd: ... (silent.)
Kurt: "I'm out."
Kurt: "Your moms a buffalo."
Crowd: ... (silent.)
Kurt: "I'm out."
by kurticus October 11, 2007