kungfumelissa's definitions

Bologna Sandwich

A Puerto Rican hermaphrodite standing in between two caucassian males.

Juan is the middle of a sexy bologna sandwich.

by kungfumelissa July 15, 2018

powdered creamers

Small breasts of an elderly woman, usually of a saggy nature.

My old lady left me, but she gots them powdered creamers anyway.

by kungfumelissa April 22, 2018

German Trellis

The act of two men kneeling butt to butt creating an arched form and pooping.

Wow, Ryan and Steve are making a steamy German Trellis.

by kungfumelissa September 5, 2017

boba tea

The act of fully placing a flaccid penis and balls into ones mouth and gently gumming the testicles.

Rick is giving Dave a gentle boba tea.

by kungfumelissa September 30, 2017

inverted Hitler

A mustache with only the philtrum shaved.

Gomez Adams trims his mustache into an inverted Hitler.

by kungfumelissa October 19, 2017

Tijuana Slinger

Eating Copious amounts of Mexican food, then engaging in anal sex with the expectation of explosive diarrhea.

Bill and I decided to invest in rubber sheets after a real Tijuana Slinger.

by kungfumelissa October 28, 2017

between the squeeze

The act of sitting on someone’s lap and pooping between their legs while they are also pooping.

Things got real hot between the squeeze after those jalapeño poppers.

by kungfumelissa November 18, 2017