8 definitions by kungfumelissa

Polish Hand Grenade

A solid shit that is propelled out of your butthole by a stream of hot diarrhea.

Haley was so mad at the barista she unleashed a Polish Hand Grenade at the bathroom walls.

by kungfumelissa January 17, 2021

Small breasts of an elderly woman, usually of a saggy nature.

My old lady left me, but she gots them powdered creamers anyway.

by kungfumelissa December 27, 2017

The act of sitting on someone’s lap and pooping between their legs while they are also pooping.

Things got real hot between the squeeze after those jalapeño poppers.

by kungfumelissa November 19, 2017

Eating Copious amounts of Mexican food, then engaging in anal sex with the expectation of explosive diarrhea.

Bill and I decided to invest in rubber sheets after a real Tijuana Slinger.

by kungfumelissa October 28, 2017

Gomez Adams trims his mustache into an inverted Hitler.

by kungfumelissa October 17, 2017

by kungfumelissa July 15, 2018

The act of fully placing a flaccid penis and balls into ones mouth and gently gumming the testicles.

Rick is giving Dave a gentle boba tea.

by kungfumelissa September 30, 2017