krevin's definitions

BOWCHIKABOWOW

vocal reinacment of pornographic film

porn sucks, all it is anymore is:
"Guy: i'm hear to clean your pool
Girl: but i don't have a pool!
BOWCHIKABOWOW"

by krevin July 24, 2007

isolation chamber

a 7ft by 7 ft by 7ft box made of thick, soundproof steel with no light or sound filled a couple inches high with dense salt water. the user lies down, floating on the water. with the senses cut off, the user has no way to know whats going on, and the body enters a state of panic. shortly after, the user will have an out of body experience.

if your gonna use an isolation chamber, have a babysitter. set a timer and have the baby sitter take you out when the timer goes off

by krevin July 24, 2007

dude

man.

dude can be used anywhere 'man' can

Person A: DUDE! Ciara's so hot!
Person B: Yeah, except shes a dude.

by krevin July 24, 2007

pot

Another name for marijuana, used only by people who don't smoke marijuana.

if somebody says they smoke pot theyre a liar because nobody who smokes weed calls it pot

by krevin April 29, 2007

wasted

To run out of health on Grand theft auto.

Also, to have a large amount of poisonous chemicals in your sytem.
You can not be WASTED if you only have marijuana in your system, because marijuana does not consist of the lethal toxins that other drugs contain.

yo brah, me and crazy j just smoked 6 blunts, and drank 2 40z a peice. then to top it off we snorted 10 lines of coke. we were so wasted

by krevin April 29, 2007

shotgun

a homemade smoking device that is the in-between of a bong and a pipe. it is used to smoke weed, but can be used to smoke other things as well, such as crack or meth. It is made by taking a water bottle and emptying most of the water out, leaving just enough water so that no part of the bottom of the inside of the bottle is dry. the water is optional however, but convenient because it catches the ashes that fall into through, thus opitimizing your smoking experience. the label of the water bottle is removed, and the lid as well. a hole is carved or melted into the middle of the water bottle for a mouth peice, and another hole is placed on the reverse side of the water bottle towards the top to be used as a carb. aluminum foil is then placed around the where the lid used to be, and dips in to create a bowl. lastly you must poke small holes in the bowl so the smoke will have a way to get into the bottle.

"dawg i lost my pipe, looks like we bought this sticky for nothing!" said jason.
"Fret not, my friend, for i have brought some tinfoil and a water bottle. we are seconds away from smoking out of a shotgun!" replied krevin.
"GOOD IDEA!" jason exclaimed in extreme joy

by krevin April 29, 2007

afghan gooey

the greatest weed you will ever smoke.

pretty much any type of pure dank, with traces of psilocybin (shrooms) on it.

last halloween, me nick cody and seth smoked a half ounce of afghan gooey and ended up trick-or-treating the same house 12 times, then we went to the lake and i thought fish were flying out of it. i turned to cody and his face melted off and turned into pool of lava, and none of us could stop laughing.

by krevin June 8, 2007