22 definitions by krevin
a homemade smoking device that is the in-between of a bong and a pipe. it is used to smoke weed, but can be used to smoke other things as well, such as crack or meth. It is made by taking a water bottle and emptying most of the water out, leaving just enough water so that no part of the bottom of the inside of the bottle is dry. the water is optional however, but convenient because it catches the ashes that fall into through, thus opitimizing your smoking experience. the label of the water bottle is removed, and the lid as well. a hole is carved or melted into the middle of the water bottle for a mouth peice, and another hole is placed on the reverse side of the water bottle towards the top to be used as a carb. aluminum foil is then placed around the where the lid used to be, and dips in to create a bowl. lastly you must poke small holes in the bowl so the smoke will have a way to get into the bottle.
"dawg i lost my pipe, looks like we bought this sticky for nothing!" said jason.
"Fret not, my friend, for i have brought some tinfoil and a water bottle. we are seconds away from smoking out of a shotgun!" replied krevin.
"GOOD IDEA!" jason exclaimed in extreme joy
"Fret not, my friend, for i have brought some tinfoil and a water bottle. we are seconds away from smoking out of a shotgun!" replied krevin.
"GOOD IDEA!" jason exclaimed in extreme joy
by krevin April 22, 2007
by krevin April 22, 2007
A videogame system released in late 2006 by Nintendo. It uses motion sensor technology and detects the movements of the wireles controller, also called the "wii-mote", and its attachment, the nunchuck.
The Wii was originally going to be called the nintendo dolphin, which was also the early name of the nintendo gamecube, but once again the name was over-ruled by the name "nintendo revolution." this name was also veto'd and the system recieved the name "wii" just weeks before its release in america. The wii comes with a game called "wii sports" which, like most wii games, has graphics only slightly better than that of the nintendo 64, which was released almost 10 years ago. The concept of the Wii will get you playing it non-stop for the first couple of days that you own it, but as soon as your wii-mote loses about half of its battery power, the whole system is fucked and the motion detector bar will be confused as to what you are attempting to do, and thereby go in every direction you are not trying to go. the only decent games for the wii are "avatar: the last airbender," which was dissapointing because it was so short, "metal slug anthology", "the legend of zelda: twilight princess", and "Sonic and the Secret Rings." these games prosper over all others due to the fact they are not a series of poor-graphic mini-games in a poor excuse for a storyline. if you are considering buying a wii and are over the age of 10, you should instead go down to the hardware store and buy a large, $50 hammer so you can knock some sense into yourself, and then buy a half-ounce of purple kush, drive down to crazy j's house, and roll yourself a couple of fatties, because marijuana is a much better investment then a nintendo wii.
ALSO, nintendo started changing the first syllable of just about every word in the english language to "wii"
The Wii was originally going to be called the nintendo dolphin, which was also the early name of the nintendo gamecube, but once again the name was over-ruled by the name "nintendo revolution." this name was also veto'd and the system recieved the name "wii" just weeks before its release in america. The wii comes with a game called "wii sports" which, like most wii games, has graphics only slightly better than that of the nintendo 64, which was released almost 10 years ago. The concept of the Wii will get you playing it non-stop for the first couple of days that you own it, but as soon as your wii-mote loses about half of its battery power, the whole system is fucked and the motion detector bar will be confused as to what you are attempting to do, and thereby go in every direction you are not trying to go. the only decent games for the wii are "avatar: the last airbender," which was dissapointing because it was so short, "metal slug anthology", "the legend of zelda: twilight princess", and "Sonic and the Secret Rings." these games prosper over all others due to the fact they are not a series of poor-graphic mini-games in a poor excuse for a storyline. if you are considering buying a wii and are over the age of 10, you should instead go down to the hardware store and buy a large, $50 hammer so you can knock some sense into yourself, and then buy a half-ounce of purple kush, drive down to crazy j's house, and roll yourself a couple of fatties, because marijuana is a much better investment then a nintendo wii.
ALSO, nintendo started changing the first syllable of just about every word in the english language to "wii"
"woah dude, i just drove my wii-tomobile to the wii-electronics store and wii-chased a nintendo wii, and while i was wii boxing my wii-mote slipped out of my hands and crashed wii-to my wii-levision screen, there was a huge wii-splosion and i had to call the fire wii-partment to come put out the wii-ferno that was wii-ing from my wii!"
by krevin April 22, 2007
the greatest weed you will ever smoke.
pretty much any type of pure dank, with traces of psilocybin (shrooms) on it.
pretty much any type of pure dank, with traces of psilocybin (shrooms) on it.
last halloween, me nick cody and seth smoked a half ounce of afghan gooey and ended up trick-or-treating the same house 12 times, then we went to the lake and i thought fish were flying out of it. i turned to cody and his face melted off and turned into pool of lava, and none of us could stop laughing.
by krevin May 21, 2007
by krevin June 3, 2007
if a gay guy asks you to go to his birthday party you should go because theres always like 9283920391039120491 girls there and no straight guys so you can get some mad pussy action
by krevin June 2, 2007
In halo 2, when a brute or hunter would be nearing death it would enter an enraged or berserk state, where it would halt fire and dash towards the enemy, then bashing into it with its shoulders.
by krevin June 4, 2007