koolkalifornia's definitions

straight forward

If somebody says they're going to be straight forward with you it means that they're just going to come out and say what they are feeling without dancing around it.

I'm going to be straight forward with you; your girlfriend is ugly as hell.

by koolkalifornia September 17, 2005

Krustamafuck

The funniest most fularious fucking word you'll ever read.

When in an argument with some jack ass call him/her a krustamafuck and he/she will burst out in laughter, allowing you to sucker punch him/her.

Jackass: Who in the FUCK do you think you are taking MY parking spot?!
You: Piss off krustamafuck!
Jackass: *breaks out in laugher*
You: *punches jackass in the gut*

by koolkalifornia December 28, 2005

borine

A word that originated in online online chatrooms meaning "extremely boring".

It takes the first 5 letters of boring and the first letter of extreme to make the word.

Damn this fucker is borine, let's bounce.

by koolkalifornia July 27, 2005

wolk

To stick it in the pooper while being given a dirty sanchez.

Guy: Do you wolk?
Friend: Fuck no, that's for homos.

by koolkalifornia November 27, 2006

jump the party

A phrase to describe you just got it on with a girl, usually more than one.

It can be used in past, present and future tense (see example).

Past: he jumped the party
Present: he's jumping the party
Future: he's going to jump the party

by koolkalifornia February 9, 2005

pigeon shit

"Pigeon shit" is usually used to explain a bleak situation when other words fail.

I lost my job, my house and now my woman? PIGEON SHIT!

by koolkalifornia October 9, 2005

yodelin' in the valley

To perform cunninglingus. Used in the Kid Rock song "Yo-Da-Lin in the Valley".

Some guy: I was yodelin' in the valley last night.
Some other guy: *sings*
Yo-Da-Lin In The Valley
Yeah Kid Rock, Kid Rock
Yo, Yo, Yo-Da-Lin In The Valley

by koolkalifornia December 28, 2005