absquatulate

1. To move off in a rush; to hurry away.

2. To die.

Created from the idea, "go off and squat somewhere," from Latin ab-, "away from" + excoactus, "to sit down" + -ulus, a diminitive suffix + -atus, implying "to do."

1. "Absquatulate, or I'll fry your be-hind."

2. "Go off and absquatulate, you miserable little creep."

by knightshade May 16, 2006

make like a tree and leave

To go, to leave. Used derogatively.

A pun on leaving, the process of shedding leaves that occurs in deciduous trees.

"Make like a tree and leave," the man shouted, pointing out the door.

by knightshade May 16, 2006

godemiche

A dildo possessing a scrotum.

Godemiches are just nasty! Why not the real thing?

by knightshade December 14, 2004

futak

(pron. foo-tak); One of three mild profanities invented at Dullen Studios© for the inhabitants of the Lost Lands in their first indie film, The Lost Ones. Its use has now broadened, and is commonly used in this general area.

Obviously, the word seems to have been modeled after fuck, whether purposefully or subconsciously, and may even incorporate the word foo' (fool).

"Futak, my wings just got caught in the elevator door!"

by knightshade May 16, 2006

graznat

One of three mild profanities invented at Dullen Studios© for the inhabitants of the Lost Lands in their first indie film, The Lost Ones. Its use has now broadened, and is commonly used in this general area.

The word's invention may have been influenced by words such as rats and drat.

"Graznat! I broke a fang!"

by knightshade May 16, 2006

olisbos

Another term for a dildo.

Hey, did you know dildoes used to be called olisbodes?

by knightshade December 14, 2004

gomphosis

1) A guy and a girl who are constantly having sex.

2) A guy and a girl who are never apart.

Really, a peg that does not withdraw from its socket, such as a tooth — but you can see why its meaning changed.

Nate and Lisa are, like, gomphosis.

by knightshade December 10, 2004