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One of three mild profanities invented at Dullen Studios© for the inhabitants of the Lost Lands in their first indie film, The Lost Ones. Its use has now broadened, and is commonly used in this general area.

The first element (gizzem-) is almost certainly a corruption of goddamn. The second half (-blutz) was probably influenced by fuck. The word is clearly styled to look as if it is of Yiddish descent.
"Gizzemblutz!" Gordon grumbled as he stubbed his toe on his way in from the garage.
by knightshade May 8, 2006
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A mild profanity of unknown origin, though clearly related to crud. Also spelled crudhoppers.
"Crudhopper! I forgot my antennaphone!" Marvin exclaimed, dehiscing with anxiety.
by knightshade May 8, 2006
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To lie (tell a falsehood); to lie through one's teeth. A pun on lying down, as a rug does.
"Hide the cookies under the crib and lie like a rug," Binky whispered to Charlie as they heard their parents returning home.
by knightshade May 8, 2006
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One of three mild profanities invented at Dullen Studios© for the inhabitants of the Lost Lands in their first indie film, The Lost Ones. Its use has now broadened, and is commonly used in this general area.

The word's invention may have been influenced by words such as rats and drat.
by knightshade May 8, 2006
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A dildo possessing a scrotum.
Godemiches are just nasty! Why not the real thing?
by knightshade December 15, 2004
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(pron. foo-tak); One of three mild profanities invented at Dullen Studios© for the inhabitants of the Lost Lands in their first indie film, The Lost Ones. Its use has now broadened, and is commonly used in this general area.

Obviously, the word seems to have been modeled after fuck, whether purposefully or subconsciously, and may even incorporate the word foo' (fool).
"Futak, my wings just got caught in the elevator door!"
by knightshade May 8, 2006
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Hey, did you know dildoes used to be called olisbodes?
by knightshade December 15, 2004
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