2 definitions by knifer

feel like welfare

To feel your worst. Feeling gross.

Sally drank a flat of beer last night...The next morning when she woke, she turns to her boyfriend and says..."Man!, I feel like welfare today!"

You go camping for a week without washing or brushing your teeth...chances are "YOU FEEL LIKE WELFARE!"

by knifer May 23, 2008

cunny hopper

a guy that screws (has relations) with many many women.
or in other words a 'male slut'

bob: "Fuck Joe how many girls you do this week?"

Joe: "Not many Bob, only 10."

Bob: "(laughing)..you cunny hopper."

Joe: (winks)

by knifer May 22, 2008