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I can't spell worth a damn, so I'll ask my Alt-Write friend Wendy to proofread my assignment.
by kittythecatty May 21, 2017
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Euphemism for death by falling, usually implied to be murder. Compare lead poisoning.
Several Russian journalists critical of Vlad Putin's regime have died of "accidental" gravity poisoning.
by kittythecatty January 21, 2019
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A car someone pays more attention to than their partner.
Kim: Mom, where's Dad?
Janet: He's out front giving his four-wheeled mistress a massage.
by kittythecatty July 14, 2019
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