kitty's definitions

lindsay lohan

A redhead who, like Hilary Duff, is a teen actress who thinks she's cool but really isn't. She also has a large chest and it's rumored that she had plastic surgery to get them. Hilary started a spat with her to get media attention, but it turns out that Aaron Carter was cheating on both of them, so they really should have been mad at him, but they weren't because they're both idiots.

I think Lindsay and Hilary Duff should stop singing and acting and save us all some trouble.

by Kitty April 24, 2005

yung

sumbody who is a bit skater, a bit g, n a bit skoolboi. he is also an alcoholic. but most important he is kitty's best buddy.

yung is kitty's best buddy!

by kitty September 19, 2004

Cerberus

The three headed doggy who gaurdes hell, or hades.

Cerberus...says arf arf

by KItty May 13, 2005

boyfriend

The guy you leave at home when you want to have fun!

(girl going out to have fun) "Bye hun,I'll be home later."

(guy on the computer) "sure, see ya."

by Kitty August 8, 2006

Bapminas

A very large pair of Baps (boobs)

Jordan has Bapminas

by Kitty November 20, 2003

Johnnyshit

Derives from the actor Johnny Depp
1.One who looks too young/too good/too hot for their age
2.one who doesn’t look their age

Sharon: how old is that guy?
Karen: he's 25
Sharon: that's Johnnyshit, man!

by Kitty June 28, 2004

Ruler of Macidania

A well known authority figure:
Those of whom can not pronounce Macadamia nut are born into a kingdom under the rule of the great Juan Vito (named after don vito) and are forced into speaking Vitoish (a tonge in which you must make sure your sentences make no reason.)

I was once told i could become Ruler of Macidania because of my ability to speak perfect vitoish

by kitty February 7, 2005