kitty's definitions

jerk alert

Something you can say whenever someone you disapprove of walks in the room. So basically it will be said often and repeatedly. Can also be used for someone that you see on T.V., or in a magazine etc...

Whenever George 'dubaya' Bush is on T.V. I say Jerk Alert and everyone laughs.

by kitty April 8, 2005

laid

the short and short of it is to go out and screw peeps.

chick 1:yea, i just got back from screwin that one guy.
chick 2: coolio.

by kitty December 1, 2003

Esex

The online version of sexual contact. Where there is no real contact, all interactions occur via the internet. Can also describe "cybering."

Me and my Pal 00_sekseh participated in some hot Esex last night.

by kitty March 1, 2005

cow punk

Cow punk is a music genre that developed in Dallas's arts district (known as Deep Ellum) in the mid nineties. Influences include punk, country and rock. Similar to psychobilly, but where psychobilly has death metal and goth influences, cow punk is all about fun times, pretty girls and good cars. Jeff Tweedy of Wilco is known as the genius behind the phenomenon. Ryan Adams (formerly of Whiskeytown), the Old 97's, and the Waco Brothers are some other notable cow punk rockers.

Put on your Buddy Holly glasses and big tacky belt buckle - we're going to a cow punk set at the Gypsy Tea Room tonight!

by Kitty January 17, 2005

pillowfarmer

One who farms pillows, if filled with cotton, then the farmer would be negro.

"That chocolate is such a pillowfarmer!"

by Kitty September 12, 2004

Badonkadonk

a fine, delicious ass

Goodness Gracious, Lord All Mighty, THAT GIRL GOT A BAH-DONK-A-DONK!

by kitty August 17, 2003

afear'd

To be afraid of something with added humorous overtones. Often used to mock or underwhelm your company. Best used with a bit of a country drawl for added omph.

I was afear'd of that movie, with all the crazy midgits, and 5 mph car chases!

by Kitty February 9, 2005