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cockia

1. a penis the size of a Nokia

2. kyle williams' penis

3. a penis approximately the size of 14.8 cm or smaller
Kyle Williams has a COCKIA!!! hahaha yeh kyle youuuuuu hav a small penis!!!
by kitty February 19, 2004
mugGet the cockiamug.

Johnnyshit

Derives from the actor Johnny Depp
1.One who looks too young/too good/too hot for their age
2.one who doesn’t look their age
Sharon: how old is that guy?
Karen: he's 25
Sharon: that's Johnnyshit, man!
by Kitty June 28, 2004
mugGet the Johnnyshitmug.

Bapminas

A very large pair of Baps (boobs)
Jordan has Bapminas
by Kitty November 20, 2003
mugGet the Bapminasmug.

Ruler of Macidania

A well known authority figure:
Those of whom can not pronounce Macadamia nut are born into a kingdom under the rule of the great Juan Vito (named after don vito) and are forced into speaking Vitoish (a tonge in which you must make sure your sentences make no reason.)
I was once told i could become Ruler of Macidania because of my ability to speak perfect vitoish
by kitty February 7, 2005
mugGet the Ruler of Macidaniamug.

Meow

1. A sound that a cat or kitten makes when asking for food, when wanting to be let inside or when being random.

2. Adjective. Used to show your appricication of an attractive person.

3. The Meow Scale. A scale from 1 to 10 used to meaure the rate of anything you want. For example: on a meow of 1 to 10, I think this calculus paper has a meow of 4.6
Meow! looking hot tonight!!

This apple crumble deserves a meow of 9!
Tonight Im feeling pretty frisky, with a meowness of 8 : P
by Kitty November 26, 2004
mugGet the Meowmug.

bright shiny thing

1. A thing that is bright, and shiny.
2. A great forum in the cruel world we call internet; glowworm depository; dolfie haven.
1. This diamond ring is a bright shiny thing.

2. I'm going to the Bright Shiny Thing now to collect wormies!
by kitty May 15, 2004
mugGet the bright shiny thingmug.

fucka

you are a fucka
Oh Shit! I can't believe you Fuckaz ate my ass with a spoon. You were suposed tah use a fork!! Damn Fuckaz!
by Kitty December 30, 2003
mugGet the fuckamug.

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