kitty's definitions

afear'd

To be afraid of something with added humorous overtones. Often used to mock or underwhelm your company. Best used with a bit of a country drawl for added omph.

I was afear'd of that movie, with all the crazy midgits, and 5 mph car chases!

by Kitty February 9, 2005

marshmellow

it's not marshmallow, it's marshmellow damn it, david.

marshmellow ^_^

by kitty April 2, 2004

spanking your monkey

jacking off

my brother was spanking his monkey while he was watching porn

by kitty February 24, 2004

sport fuck

Casual sex, usually with a friend or other person that requires no commitment to anything more than having a good time.

Sport fucking is extremely popular on college campuses, especially at frat parties.

Me and Tyrell only sport fucked to pass the time- we knew there wuz no future in it and that wuz cool.

by kitty September 26, 2004

flog the log

to spank the monkey, yank the snake, or choke the chicken

i walked in on little billy and there he was flogging his log.

by kitty February 19, 2004

fagshitter

The funniest damn thing you could call someone you don't approve of.

"Damn that Jamie is a Fagshitter don't you agree"

Yes everyone agrees.

by kitty April 8, 2005

ditzy

ditzy is basically what i am, its when you act innocent and dumb at the same time, being ditzy makes people think your really stupid and because of this they sometimes talk to you like you're a five year old as they think you wont understand if they say something in "grown up terms" (which in my case is probably true)

sometimes being ditzy is good because you can get away with things :)

Awwww she doesnt understand, probably because shes so ditzy....

or gosh, katie, stop being such a ditz!!

by kitty February 28, 2004