kitty's definitions

xanga

A web log (see blog) that is...

1) used to record pointless and retarded things that happen every single day
2) used to record the places an emo 12-year-old cuts himself
3) mostly full of utter crap nobody wants to know
4) overrated
5) something that everyone seems to have

Every other definition has exellent examples. XD

by Kitty April 24, 2005

fletchering

the act of sucking ejaculatory fluids out of the anal cavity that you just went off in: usually with a straw, more precisely the bendy kind

The other night when i jizzed in Justins butt, I fletchered that right back out of their

by kitty April 24, 2005

pittsburgh

Get over It Yinza's Pittsburgh is a giant asshole inhabited by small peices of shit. It stinks, It's dirty, everything tastes like metal, the girls are ugly and the guys are douche bags. Living in pittsburgh will make your life suck. The bars are shitholes. The natives are disgusting alcoholics. The sports fans are crazed maniacs. Downtown P-burgh smells like a sweaty farmers ass. Pittsburgh blows don't go there you'll regret it. The end.

matt says'i got accepted to Pitt should I go?
Ryan replies" you should never got to a college that's name rhymes with shit"

by kitty April 18, 2005

inslut

1. The word insult misspelled.

"You're so stupid!"
"Omg, I take that as an inslut!"
"Oops, I meant insult!"

by Kitty April 16, 2005

fagshitter

The funniest damn thing you could call someone you don't approve of.

"Damn that Jamie is a Fagshitter don't you agree"

Yes everyone agrees.

by kitty April 8, 2005

jerk alert

Something you can say whenever someone you disapprove of walks in the room. So basically it will be said often and repeatedly. Can also be used for someone that you see on T.V., or in a magazine etc...

Whenever George 'dubaya' Bush is on T.V. I say Jerk Alert and everyone laughs.

by kitty April 8, 2005

AppleXcore

To be so hardXcore, AweXome, or sXe that you're appleXcore.

"I'm appleXcore, so blow me."

by Kitty April 1, 2005