kitty's definitions

cockia

1. a penis the size of a Nokia

2. kyle williams' penis

3. a penis approximately the size of 14.8 cm or smaller

Kyle Williams has a COCKIA!!! hahaha yeh kyle youuuuuu hav a small penis!!!

by kitty February 19, 2004

pillowfarmer

One who farms pillows, if filled with cotton, then the farmer would be negro.

"That chocolate is such a pillowfarmer!"

by Kitty September 12, 2004

Benny Benassi

When something really does take the piss
Fray Bentos

"Thats taking the Benny Benassi!"

by Kitty April 26, 2004

inslut

1. The word insult misspelled.

"You're so stupid!"
"Omg, I take that as an inslut!"
"Oops, I meant insult!"

by Kitty April 16, 2005

Julio

Justyn's undeniably emo penis.

Julio was feeling very down yesterday, when he looked at ugly German people.

by Kitty February 28, 2005

sympathy pain

a big pain you have when your spouse is having the same pain at the same time.

OH SHIT!! I'm having a baby!!!

Boyfriend: SO AM I!!!

by Kitty December 26, 2003

lindsay lohan

A redhead who, like Hilary Duff, is a teen actress who thinks she's cool but really isn't. She also has a large chest and it's rumored that she had plastic surgery to get them. Hilary started a spat with her to get media attention, but it turns out that Aaron Carter was cheating on both of them, so they really should have been mad at him, but they weren't because they're both idiots.

I think Lindsay and Hilary Duff should stop singing and acting and save us all some trouble.

by Kitty April 24, 2005