3 definitions by kirkus maximus
1.(v.) To strike or slap a person across the face in a powerful and painful manner.
2. (noun)A painful slap across one's face.
2. (noun)A painful slap across one's face.
That dude was talking trash so I japslapped him in da face!
Don't make me japslap you!
Did you see how hard that dude japslapped him?
I'm about to japslap that bitch!
Don't make me japslap you!
Did you see how hard that dude japslapped him?
I'm about to japslap that bitch!
by kirkus maximus February 4, 2010
A historical day in the Roman Church Calendar and also for the World. The "Day of Pentecost", referenced in the Holy Bible in the book of Acts, Chapter 2, verses 1-4, is to all true Christians, the exact moment when man and the Holy Spirit of God became intertwined. Pentecost Sunday is celebrated every year by "Spirit-filled" believers throughout the world and has become a huge part of the "Charismatic" Christian belief-system, as well as a specific day of celebration in the Catholic community.
Acts 2:1-4 (King James Version)
Acts 2
1And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place.
2And suddenly there came a sound from heaven as of a rushing mighty wind, and it filled all the house where they were sitting.
3And there appeared unto them cloven tongues like as of fire, and it sat upon each of them.
4And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance.
Acts 2:1-4 (King James Version)
Acts 2
1And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place.
2And suddenly there came a sound from heaven as of a rushing mighty wind, and it filled all the house where they were sitting.
3And there appeared unto them cloven tongues like as of fire, and it sat upon each of them.
4And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance.
The apostles were speaking in tongues on Pentecost!
What are you guys doing after church on Pentecost Sunday?
Praise God for Pentecost and for giving us the gift of the Holy Spirit!
What are you guys doing after church on Pentecost Sunday?
Praise God for Pentecost and for giving us the gift of the Holy Spirit!
by kirkus maximus February 4, 2010
The crusty, leftover residues left from a particularily enthusiastic session of cunnilingus on one's face.
The lad had such a crazy night licking out multiple girls. He had a battle beard which would have surprised even the most battle-hardened fanny lickers.
by kirkus maximus May 5, 2017