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Short for "television set". (or TV set). You know, that thing you watch when you're just chilling out at home.
Frequently spews forth dismal reports on the state of the world, pop-culture airhead fluff (such as reality shows), and who can forget the soaps.
Frequently spews forth dismal reports on the state of the world, pop-culture airhead fluff (such as reality shows), and who can forget the soaps.
"There's only one set, so whatever you watch, you know I have to watch it too."
-- Weird Al, "The Brady Bunch"
Turn on the d*mn set! Hey, where's the remote???
-- Weird Al, "The Brady Bunch"
Turn on the d*mn set! Hey, where's the remote???
by kirE May 30, 2006
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Get the pickup mug.Adult Alternative; See "Adult Contemporary".
This is basically the same stuff as Adult Contemporary.
Again, these are watered-down blah tunes for those who wish to think they're just too darn mature to listen to some good music and/or are afraid of offending someone by playing something more hip.
Can be viewed on VH1 or heard on your local easy-listening station.
The musicians of Adult Alternative bands are said by some to be down-to-earth individuals who dress modestly and are the kind you'd run into in a supermarket.
Sad...
This is basically the same stuff as Adult Contemporary.
Again, these are watered-down blah tunes for those who wish to think they're just too darn mature to listen to some good music and/or are afraid of offending someone by playing something more hip.
Can be viewed on VH1 or heard on your local easy-listening station.
The musicians of Adult Alternative bands are said by some to be down-to-earth individuals who dress modestly and are the kind you'd run into in a supermarket.
Sad...
Bands such as Coldplay, U2, Nickleback, Lifehouse, Maroon 5, Dave Matthews Band, etcetera fall under the Adult Alternative genre.
These bands and this music are NOT to be confused with actual genre known as "Alternative," nor should it be confused with Grunge or Indie music.
These bands and this music are NOT to be confused with actual genre known as "Alternative," nor should it be confused with Grunge or Indie music.
by kirE January 1, 2009
Get the Adult Alternative mug.A teen mother is a female (between the ages of 13 and 19) who has a child.
If she became pregnant by accident because of unprotected sex...well, that sucks. This is why there needs to be better sex education in this country, and parents need to have "the talk" with their kids.
If she had it intentionally...well, then this is a girl who has taken her youth and prematurely flushed it down the toilet. This is an example of yet another worthless person, and God knows we don't need more of them in this country.
Girls this young (even if they think they are) are really not ready to have children. The maturity and responsibility is just not there yet. In addition, there is usually a lack of financial resources (money).
For those that may argue that "Well, my grandparents decided to have children at 18, etc..."
Uhm, if you haven't noticed, society is a lot different now. Look around.
If she became pregnant by accident because of unprotected sex...well, that sucks. This is why there needs to be better sex education in this country, and parents need to have "the talk" with their kids.
If she had it intentionally...well, then this is a girl who has taken her youth and prematurely flushed it down the toilet. This is an example of yet another worthless person, and God knows we don't need more of them in this country.
Girls this young (even if they think they are) are really not ready to have children. The maturity and responsibility is just not there yet. In addition, there is usually a lack of financial resources (money).
For those that may argue that "Well, my grandparents decided to have children at 18, etc..."
Uhm, if you haven't noticed, society is a lot different now. Look around.
"She had a kid? Wow. Too bad for her"
"Yeah, it was her idea to get pregnant!"
"At 18???"
"Yeah"
"Wow. Well, too bad for her. She is a teen mother."
"Yeah, it was her idea to get pregnant!"
"At 18???"
"Yeah"
"Wow. Well, too bad for her. She is a teen mother."
by kirE July 30, 2008
Get the teen mother mug.An abbreviation for "LaserDisc", an obsolete 1980s video disc format, almost entirely eclipsed by VHS tapes and DVDs.
by kirE May 18, 2006
Get the ld mug.Slang for Tylenol PM - and the similar generic store-brand variations of the same - when used as a recreational drug.
Contains diphenhydramine and acetaminophen - the latter should be avoided. It's *really* bad for you when used in excessive amounts.
I doesn't contain dextromethorphan, so it's not technically a robotrip, but roughly similar.
Nonetheless, you can get high off this stuff. Tastes kinda frosty-minty and strong.
Contains diphenhydramine and acetaminophen - the latter should be avoided. It's *really* bad for you when used in excessive amounts.
I doesn't contain dextromethorphan, so it's not technically a robotrip, but roughly similar.
Nonetheless, you can get high off this stuff. Tastes kinda frosty-minty and strong.
It's blue - it's liquid - and you can buy it in almost any drugstore.
A cheap and legal high - Blue Crack.
It's HELLA dangerous, though, because of the acetaminophen. Try something else!!!
A cheap and legal high - Blue Crack.
It's HELLA dangerous, though, because of the acetaminophen. Try something else!!!
by kire November 8, 2007
Get the blue crack mug.A person, or people who (if you really think about it) have little or no purpose in society. Such people are non-productive but do have the "job" of continuing the trend of white trash in this country.
Worthless people are present in both genders.
If you encounter such people, show some pity, while remaining secure in the knowledge that you're a lot better off - well, hopefully.
Worthless people are present in both genders.
If you encounter such people, show some pity, while remaining secure in the knowledge that you're a lot better off - well, hopefully.
Worthless people are:
Macho guys, of the sit-at-home-and-watch-spike-tv-all-day variety, drive gas-guzzling pickup trucks but still can't seem to get a job. When they finally do become employed, it often tends to be construction work, or perhaps working at Safeway.
Girls who don't finish high school but instead get married to said guys and start popping out kids at 19. Some will eventually get their GED and sometimes take advantage of university of phoenix (or other loser online achools).
Macho guys, of the sit-at-home-and-watch-spike-tv-all-day variety, drive gas-guzzling pickup trucks but still can't seem to get a job. When they finally do become employed, it often tends to be construction work, or perhaps working at Safeway.
Girls who don't finish high school but instead get married to said guys and start popping out kids at 19. Some will eventually get their GED and sometimes take advantage of university of phoenix (or other loser online achools).
by kirE August 31, 2008
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