kingknb's definitions

Twitter Blue

Something I brought by accident because I thought it would edit my tweets after I posted them

Twitter User 1: "What is Twitter Blue?"

Twitter User 2: "Something I regret buying."

by kingknb October 5, 2022

Class of 2028

2009 and 2010 borns aka the ones that were non-existence and only came when we said goodbye to the 2000s and entered the 2010s , They play games like Minecraft and Roblox and even Fortnite, They are loud and obnoxious to deal with due to their feeling that they are cooler. Even tho they look up and get almost everything and are secretly learning the most or even all things from the 2000s decade borns and that isn't a good sign of the future. If you have one of those little children, then best thing to do is use parental controls like ffs they will find a way to access stuff that they aren't supposed to see nor use! They are easily be fooled and played around with like a toy. Have inner lower self-worth and self-esteem due to all this depressing shit that is being throwed around

Person: "When are you going to College?"
Class of 2028 Kid: "Uhh….I don't know?" *shrugs*

*counts with fingers*
Class of 2028 Kid: Class of 20 and uh 28...I think

Person: Holy shit *laughs* You are so fucking young

Class of 2028 Kid: *learns new swear words
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The Kid's Mom: "Timmy, clean your room"
Class of 2028: "Fuck you mom! You piece of shit! You fucking bitch!"

by kingknb May 14, 2020

Puffy

That one person that acts tough and always gets carried by his stronger friends and family that he is always with but he ain't shit. He is also the hypeman of the group. And pretty much makes his friends and family his hitman. But when the fight starts, he just runs like a pussy. Nowhere in sight.

Person: "Yo wassup, wanna fight?"

Puffy: *gets his older brother or cousin*

Person: "Uh what? I was talking about you!"

by kingknb July 3, 2020

Teddy Afro

The 2Pac of Ethiopia

Ethiopians: "Teddy Afro is the greatest singer ever!"

by kingknb July 4, 2020

Among Us

An indie game that blew up way after it came out, with players that think they are good at finding out liars, but fail 99.9% of the time and falsely accuse someone, pranksters and sensitive people.

Among Us be like...

Game: *discuss!*

Everyone: WhErE
Impostor: It was red
Red: No
Blue: Should we vote for who?

Green: Yes I will vote for red

Black: Yeah vote red
Blue: Okay
Red: It wasn't me guys
*everyone votes for Red*

GAME: Red is not the impostor

by kingknb September 15, 2020

Teddy Afro

The 2Pac of Ethiopia

Ethiopians: "Teddy Afro is the greatest singer ever!"

by kingknb July 4, 2020

Hailemariam Desalegn

A joke and diss at ex-Ethiopian Prime Minster Hailemariam Desalegn for being a useless puppet to TPLF. The best thing he did was resign in February 2018.

Someone: *is just a puppet for a few people*
Me: "That is just a Hailemariam Desalegn"

by kingknb July 17, 2020