kingknb's definitions

Among Us

An indie game that blew up way after it came out, with players that think they are good at finding out liars, but fail 99.9% of the time and falsely accuse someone, pranksters and sensitive people.

Among Us be like...

Game: *discuss!*

Everyone: WhErE
Impostor: It was red
Red: No
Blue: Should we vote for who?

Green: Yes I will vote for red

Black: Yeah vote red
Blue: Okay
Red: It wasn't me guys
*everyone votes for Red*

GAME: Red is not the impostor

by kingknb September 15, 2020

Class of 2028

2009 and 2010 borns aka the ones that were non-existence and only came when we said goodbye to the 2000s and entered the 2010s , They play games like Minecraft and Roblox and even Fortnite, They are loud and obnoxious to deal with due to their feeling that they are cooler. Even tho they look up and get almost everything and are secretly learning the most or even all things from the 2000s decade borns and that isn't a good sign of the future. If you have one of those little children, then best thing to do is use parental controls like ffs they will find a way to access stuff that they aren't supposed to see nor use! They are easily be fooled and played around with like a toy. Have inner lower self-worth and self-esteem due to all this depressing shit that is being throwed around

Person: "When are you going to College?"
Class of 2028 Kid: "Uhh….I don't know?" *shrugs*

*counts with fingers*
Class of 2028 Kid: Class of 20 and uh 28...I think

Person: Holy shit *laughs* You are so fucking young

Class of 2028 Kid: *learns new swear words
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The Kid's Mom: "Timmy, clean your room"
Class of 2028: "Fuck you mom! You piece of shit! You fucking bitch!"

by kingknb May 14, 2020

Kerod

Kerod is both shy and outgoing, he is also honest and straight-forward, he will never sugarcoat anything! It might take a while for him to open up but once he does he will be the most useful friend ever. Sure he might have his cons, but the pros outweigh the cons!

Person 1: "What is his name"

Person 2: "His name is Kerod"

by kingknb July 18, 2020

Strawberry

That one person that gets their heart broken in a relationship by someone and uses people to vent, get attention and sympathy from by faking their depression. This person also tends to be a snowflake and can't handle the truth. If you find this person, best thing is to leave them since all they do is cry and are always negative and never stop.

For example:

Strawberry Day 1: "This person left me...blah blah blah"

Everyone Day 1: "Aw, that is so sad, don't worry, you'll find someone else even better"

Strawberry Day 100: "Same blah blah blah"

Everyone Day 100: "It's okay, we understand, try to move on"

Strawberry Day 365: "Why does it have to be like this, same blah blah blah"
Everyone Day 365: *Slowly gets away from the Strawberry"

Strawberry: *Goes to others to do the same thing again to other victims*

by kingknb July 3, 2020

Fell Out

Another way of saying "Fell Off" but instead of "off" you say "out". This is what the cool kids say nowadays. And if you don't say it then you are old and uncool. Don't talk to me.

Hunter: "We fell out"

Me: "Yeah, we fell off"

Hunter: "Oh fell off that's the saying"

Everyone: Laughs

by kingknb March 26, 2022

Twitter Blue

Something I brought by accident because I thought it would edit my tweets after I posted them

Twitter User 1: "What is Twitter Blue?"

Twitter User 2: "Something I regret buying."

by kingknb October 5, 2022

XOCORD

After being an active member for a while. Sometime in December 2020 I got banned for making a bad joke. I admit it was bad, but not worthy of a ban. It is like do these people even fucking do anything else than banning?

This server is filled with snowflakes and I know they are going to find this and downvote the fuck outta it but I don't give a fuck. Abel is amazing, his music is truly nice and you can't hate on him or his music because he is just trying to make a living, and he is doing really well for himself, but his fanbase makes the world even more shitty. Super toxic place, filled with Satanists, and the mods are a joke and they are IMPATIENT AS HELL ONG like why ban a nigga for doing something that deserves a kick as the most...I regret joining the server. If you wanna act like you always fuck bitches, drink and do drugs then the Weeknd is the man for you, and his fans will be your best friends. All yall can act like yall do that or do that shit until you OD and die. That is the XO lifestyle. Also don't forget to worship the Devil. XOTWOD or whatever the fuck yall keep saying.

XOCORD PEOPLE BE LIKE

XO JOIN THE CORD FUCK THE WORLD FUCK THE LORD LOVE MY BROS FUCK ALL THEM HOES THEN WE ALL OVERDOSE

THE END.

by kingknb April 19, 2022