king of canada's definitions

liberal media

the entire media... Oh, wait, my bad, I forgot about:
Fox "News"
95% of talk radio stations
the Wall Street Journal
the New York Post
Anything Rupert Murdoch has touched
Rush Limbaugh
Sean Hannity
the 700 Club
Ann Coulter
Bill O'Reily

Right-winger: "Fuck them jewish liberal media faggots. Ain't I right, Jethro?"

by king of canada July 28, 2006

celebrity

All right, I'm just gonna show what big hypocrites everyone else on this definition are.
Thank you for your useless information. Now, what do you think of Kurt Cobain? Yes, whether you like it or not, Kurt was technically a celebrity. He certainly was rich enough to fit into the "1% controlling 90% of the money" category. Or Mick Jagger? He still is a celebrity. Yes, for every mick there is a paris. Yes, the celbrity-stalking tabloids are incredibly stupid. That's why their average reader has an IQ of 21, but still, think before you post, children.

Lets see, I don't have anything to do, so I'll post a definition of "celebrity" that is identical to 20 other peoples', and then I will b e happy. Yay!

by king of canada September 30, 2006

top 40

The barren desert of music. To see a good artist in the top 40 has been unheard of ever since the breakup of Nirvana. Dominated by emo, the dregs of rap,pop divas, and poser-punk acts. At least the Boy Band craze is over. When Bob Dylan's new album reached the Billboard charts this week, I was amazed.

Dude, turn of that top 40 bullshit and put on this AC/DC cd.

by king of canada September 9, 2006

mtv ROCK THE VOTE

the ONE and ONLY good thing to come from MTV since 1994.

mtv rock the vote may be liberal propaganda, but then again, liberals are usually right.

by king of canada September 9, 2006

nilf

Nun I'd Like to Fuck

Wow, there goes one hot nilf! I envy her priest.

by king of canada June 19, 2006

love gun

It's a Penis, you numnuts!

"My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big gain is waiting there inside her tights, Yeah!"

by king of canada May 23, 2006

nader

The candidate who is right usually, but apparently believes it is worth letting the party bent on turning america into a fascist hellhole win on a matter of "principle." Hey Ralph, did you see "An Inconvenient Truth?" Yeah? I'll bet you wish you had stayed the off the ballot in 2000.
Here's an idea: Make Ralph the Democratic Vice Presidential nominee. This is an offer Ralph can't refuse, and after all, he is in principle a good man. That would unite Greens and Democrats and help crush the Right-wingnuts

Hey, all the "enlightened" fools who are voting for Nader: STOP IT! Voting for Ralph Nader will do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! If you ever read "Civil Disobedience" in English class, you'd see that voting for someone is not a goal in and of itself. By your tiny act, you allow the fucking Neocons to rape the Constitution. Bravo.

by king of canada September 30, 2006