king of canada's definitions

nader

The candidate who is right usually, but apparently believes it is worth letting the party bent on turning america into a fascist hellhole win on a matter of "principle." Hey Ralph, did you see "An Inconvenient Truth?" Yeah? I'll bet you wish you had stayed the off the ballot in 2000.
Here's an idea: Make Ralph the Democratic Vice Presidential nominee. This is an offer Ralph can't refuse, and after all, he is in principle a good man. That would unite Greens and Democrats and help crush the Right-wingnuts

Hey, all the "enlightened" fools who are voting for Nader: STOP IT! Voting for Ralph Nader will do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! If you ever read "Civil Disobedience" in English class, you'd see that voting for someone is not a goal in and of itself. By your tiny act, you allow the fucking Neocons to rape the Constitution. Bravo.

by king of canada September 30, 2006

Izzy Stradlin

The original rhythm guitarist for guns n' roses. He was the quiet member of the band, and didn't look for much attention. He was a pretty good guitarist, and wrote alot of the band's best songs, and co-wrote many others. He was the first gunner to give up drugs and alchohol, in 1989, though this was in part because of a court order after an arrest for disorderly conduct and indecent exposure on an airplane. He left in the middle of the use your illusion tour because of creative differences with Axl Rose.

Some of the songs that Izzy Stradlin wrote:
Patience
You Could be Mine
Rocket Queen
Mr. Brownstone
Think About You
14 Years
Double-Talkin' Jive.

by king of canada August 31, 2006

pilf

Priest i'd like to fuck

(at the beach)
Jen: hey, is that father O'Toole on the boardwalk?
Sarah: Holy crap, it is!
Jen: What a pilf!

by King of Canada April 26, 2006

nilf

Nun I'd Like to Fuck

Wow, there goes one hot nilf! I envy her priest.

by king of canada June 19, 2006

Slash

The lead guitarist for guns n' roses from 1986 to 1996. He was the only British member of the main lineup, from the town of Stockton-on-Trent. He is one of, if not THE, greatest guitarists of all time. His riffs blend blues and metal very well, and he has a great stage presence, though Axl Rose often overshadowed it. Since leaving gnr, his bands have been Snakepit and Velvet Revolver, which also features gnr bassist Duff McKagan and gnr replacement drummer Matt Sorum. His likes are top hats, his afro, jack daniels, and cigarettes. He is a really cool guy, and is one of the few members of gnr to have a relatively minor criminal record. His only bad moment was his AMA award acceptance speach, for which he strolled on stage holding a bottle of jack. In his words: "I'd like to thank our fucking manager for fucking getting us here..."

Slash don't need no example.

by king of canada August 31, 2006

Kilo Lobo

Internet username for a homosexual

You take it in the ass? Oh you should use the name Kilo Lobo

by King of Canada July 23, 2003

love gun

It's a Penis, you numnuts!

"My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big gain is waiting there inside her tights, Yeah!"

by king of canada May 23, 2006