kikumbob's definitions

moofle

A word to be used when you are politely annoyed and can't think of the right word to say, thus confusing other people and giving you time to think.

Berty: Ah, but you can't give Mr. Richards your coursework if you have a detention with our head. If you want I can give it to him?

Ted: No! I need to get my mobile back from him before the end of term! This is the only chance!

Berty: But if you miss this detention you will be kept in for another day to fulfill it.

Ted: ....Moofle!

Berty: ...What the fuck?

by kikumbob September 17, 2005

Kiggins

1. To be on the very verge of an agonisingly extraordinary orgasm but entirely unable to ever reach it. The phenomenon tends to make grown men cry.

2. The faint sort of orgasm select people get from eating ice cream.

3. The direct result of a Butleration

1. "Nowadays, poor old me can only seem to get the kiggins." *sniff*

2. "I sometimes like to have a little kiggins before bedtime."

by kikumbob January 9, 2008