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engorgeous

Something so gorgeous, it causes the body to react in a happy, generally swollen, manner.
"Did you see that engorgeous model...?"
by kero frangipani pants February 6, 2009
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On the telly

Slang phrase alluding to a show seen on television. It can refer to something that is watched in person and not on television, such as a fight, a funny accident, or a fun person acting funny.
1. "What are you doing with that stapler? Wow, I don't know what I'd do if you weren't around to keep me entertained."

"What can I say? I'm what's 'on the telly.'"

2. "Let's go to High Street and see what's on the telly."
by kero frangipani pants February 5, 2009
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that's busted

"Route 125 is shut down from Amelia to Rome today."

"That's busted!"
by kero frangipani pants February 10, 2009
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thrift store robber

A person who enters a thrift store with full intent to shoplift any items that will fit in their pockets and purses. They may even steal a purse and put stuff in it.

A low form of shoplifter who will go into any store and steal the floor tiles if they're not tacked down well enough.
1. "Did you see that girl in Electronics? She was putting a surge protector in her purse! WTF? She'd be a thrift store robber, that one."

2. Stacy was kicked out of the thrift shop for stealing all the clothes instead of putting them away; what a thrift store robber.
by kero frangipani pants February 6, 2009
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The Bottoms

Section of a town wherein the inhabitants must either walk or drive up high hills in their beat-up, thirty year old cars to get to the store. The cars usually won't make it, and that is just as well since the owners tend not to have gas money anyway.

Usually situated on a flood plain below the rest of the town, out of sight of the highway.

The homes are mainly hollowed out, falling down houses or trailers, patched up shacks built from scraps off other's homes.

There may be big above ground swimming pools in the front yards, along with all the toys, waste paper, beer bottles, used condoms, broken music cds, and other rubbish.

Concurrently inhabited by scrawny German Shepherd dogs that look not to be fed very well, cats, and an odd assortment of stray chickens.

The inhabitants tend to rely upon public transportation as a way to go into a nearby city to visit their doctors for the many ailments they have.

They tend to express self-centered ideas about life, and show a lack of imagination. Those who have imagination use it to dream up ways to make money selling meth or other drugs, or how to stay out of or keep others out of jail.

News is what comes on the telly sometimes in between fights, baby showers, drug deals, sucking out the water from the latest flood, and porn.

Not a good place to go to unless you're going to tear it down and rebuild it.
1. If you go to Lucasville, Ohio, please try to help the people living in The Bottoms, or else just stay out of there.

2. The Bottoms is a sad place to see.
by kero frangipani pants February 5, 2009
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CBA

A polite acronym for "couldn't be arsed."

Synonyms: "tough," "tough shit," "I guess you're SOL," "couldn't care less."
1. Mel: "Are you going to sew your own costumes or buy them readymade for the Twilight party?"

Kay: "CBA."
by kero frangipani pants February 8, 2009
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no cojones

Slang term meaning a person has no courage or they are sackless.

Also means a man who has no testicles.
A man who won't stand up for himself, his family, and his friends has no cojones.
by kero frangipani pants February 8, 2009
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