14 definitions by kermit999

going over to the darkside

A man that turns gay....or a man that has anal sex with another person

Love do you mind me going over to the darkside?

by kermit999 June 19, 2011

logged on

when someone shits on you, you have been logged on

Peter logged on me today

by kermit999 October 25, 2009

muff bluffer

when a woman is a bit of a prick teaser

muff bluffer is another name for a woman that's a bit of a prick teaser!

by kermit999 December 15, 2009

greet and meat

To make love or just a one night shag, is to greet the person then use your penis to meat them, shortened version is to greet and meat them (normally used as meet and greet)

Hey last night I had a one night stand we met and shagged just like a greet and meat!

by kermit999 June 26, 2011

Gap Gape Year

a female student that is so sexually active in taking her Gap Year that it becomes a Gap Gape Year!

Wow that's the 5th guy she has been with in one week, she certainly is starting to enjoy her Gap Gape Year!

by kermit999 May 11, 2011

cummin through on red

cummin through on red, is when you have sex with a woman who's on her period and also means as you know running a red traffic light!

'I'm on my period' don't worry I'm still cummin through on red!

by kermit999 June 16, 2011

we meet, we mate, we disintegrate!

we meet, we mate, we disintegrate! this is exactly what is says we meet someone we have a sexual encounter then eventually we die...the basics of life!

we meet, we mate, we disintegrate! this is exactly what is says we meet someone we have a sexual encounter then eventually we die...the basics of life!

by kermit999 November 24, 2010