kenyon's definitions

Schemalea

Someone who sucks

David, you are such a Schemalea face!

by Kenyon May 13, 2004

Pony

a sidleing strut, akin to a sashay, but with more knee movement and hip thrusting. Used to express joy

Hey, Krystal.. Could you just pony on over here for a few?

by Kenyon February 8, 2003

clucker

One who is always out of place in his surroundings. A person who stands out and can't blend in with the croud, a goof.

Look at that clucker, he doesn't know what to do. (refers to Leneker)

by Kenyon January 1, 2005

Oh bust

"Oh bust" is an exclamation, much like the late "you got dissed." It signifies that someone has been taken down a knotch. When someone utters "oh bust" they are to cuff their right hand over their mouth as if to holler. After "oh bust" is said a laugh should promptly follow.

Jim: Hey Steve didja go to that party last night?
Steve: What party? There was a party? How come I wasn't invited to the party?
Stacy: You have no friends.
Jim: Oh bust! Hahaha

by Kenyon March 2, 2005

tightey-whiteys

men's briefs: white, with wide elastic band

With his nice buns, Johnny Vince makes even tightey-whiteys look good.

by kenyon December 12, 2003

grease chills

A grease chill is what you get when biting into a highly caloric and greasy food. It also occurs most often after the greasy food settles in your stomach.

After I ate that McGriddle it gave me a case of the grease chills.

by Kenyon November 13, 2006

ultimate, the

penis-in-vagina

" Last night Tina experienced the ultimate with Nathan."

by kenyon February 8, 2003