4 definitions by kellygirl2968
A condition realized when you go way over your shitty 5GB per month wireless allotment and realize that there is no way you can pay your Sprint bill without taking a second job.
by kellygirl2968 September 17, 2010
A person with a complete inability to detect sarcasm, irony, or any other form of subtle wit in text.
SarcasticLiberal: Hey, did you see Glenn Beck today? He is one astute observer of American politics. He should run for president!
Witextic: What? Glenn Beck is a total fucktard!
SarcasticLiberal: No shit Sherlock, what are you witextic?
Witextic: What? Glenn Beck is a total fucktard!
SarcasticLiberal: No shit Sherlock, what are you witextic?
by kellygirl2968 August 28, 2010
poorme: Omg my life sucks, when will the smiles come back, why me?
facebook enabler: buck up little camper, it's always darkest before the dawn, you're a good person and I LOVE YOU!
facebook enabler: buck up little camper, it's always darkest before the dawn, you're a good person and I LOVE YOU!
by kellygirl2968 August 18, 2010
MusicLover: Hey did you get that Hollywood Undead song I told you about?
PissedOffMusicThief: No, some Limewire Abortionist dicked me with 6 KBs to go!
PissedOffMusicThief: No, some Limewire Abortionist dicked me with 6 KBs to go!
by kellygirl2968 September 2, 2010