kel's definitions

tro

tro is slang for metro the car driven by the majority of english males who are 17 and have brought a car for less than £1000

metro owner- 'look theres my tro'
onlooker- 'wow' (unimpressed)

by kel September 22, 2004

Quamp

A being who is weak, a snitch, disliked. In slang terms.. "a pussy". (N)

The kids a Quamp.. he didnt pay me.

by Kel November 23, 2004

Broadband

Fantastic, absolutely smashing. If you didn't have to sell the yoke.

"I still don't have my fuckin Broadband"

by Kel September 1, 2003

Small Dick Man

In Situations where you feel a lesser man then ur peers, and thus the feeling of a small dick man.

Damn, I'm suspended from driving for 3 months, man!!, I feel like a small dick man right now.

by Kel October 20, 2004

Drew Farmer

a sugarhoneysexybaby thats a rockstar in bed ;)

my gorgeous boyfriend

by kel March 21, 2005

shmogar

A Person Or Thing That Enjoys water

"I Myself Am A 'Shmogar' Jed However Is Not"

by Kel August 2, 2003

Mods

Better than hippies

Mods rule this town

by Kel February 25, 2004