a dating option consisting of going to the bar, getting smashed, and finding a life partner who has little in common with you except a liking for booze and sex.
Sarah: "Mindy, how did you and Roger meet?"
Mindy: "Well, I used disharmony.com. I picked him up at TGI Fridays on a bender, got preggers, and life happened.
Mindy: "Well, I used disharmony.com. I picked him up at TGI Fridays on a bender, got preggers, and life happened.
by keVIInXI March 11, 2012
a compliment or insult used to imply that a person is somehow bigger than Oprah, the self-important celebrity multi-media megalomaniac.
Compliment: "Janice! You are sooooo famous. You're bigger than Oprah!"
Insult: "Janice! You are sooooo fat. You're bigger than Oprah!
Insult: "Janice! You are sooooo fat. You're bigger than Oprah!
by keVIInXI December 04, 2010
a term used to describe moving in with your lover with the expressed agreement that no sexual activities will ensue before marriage. Similar to "taxation without representation" but with a sexual aspect.
George Washington: "Benny, I hear you have moved in with your 15th mistress."
Ben Franklin: "Yes indeed! But, we are practicing cohabitation without fornication."
Thomas Jefferson: "How patriotic. Sign here."
Ben Franklin: "Yes indeed! But, we are practicing cohabitation without fornication."
Thomas Jefferson: "How patriotic. Sign here."
by keVIInXI July 08, 2011
Martha: "George, why isn't our love life as peppy as it was 38 years ago?"
George: "Because 38 years ago my pee pee didn't go all antiagra with boredom."
George: "Because 38 years ago my pee pee didn't go all antiagra with boredom."
by keVIInXI July 06, 2011
Boss: "Who knows where Milt went? His report is late!"
Milt's Work Bud: "I believe he is downloading the latest software."
Boss: "Well, alrighty then. Gotta love his initiative!"
Milt's Work Bud: "I believe he is downloading the latest software."
Boss: "Well, alrighty then. Gotta love his initiative!"
by KeVIInXI July 31, 2011
by keVIInXI January 29, 2011
a French-like expression said to someone when you hear that they are dating a woman with very large breasts.
Brad: "Hey! I'm going out on a date with a Hooters waitress!"
Brad's Dad: "Well done, my son. Bon appé tits!"
Brad's Dad: "Well done, my son. Bon appé tits!"
by KeVIInXI July 16, 2011