a term used to describe moving in with your lover with the expressed agreement that no sexual activities will ensue before marriage. Similar to "taxation without representation" but with a sexual aspect.
George Washington: "Benny, I hear you have moved in with your 15th mistress."

Ben Franklin: "Yes indeed! But, we are practicing cohabitation without fornication."

Thomas Jefferson: "How patriotic. Sign here."
by keVIInXI July 08, 2011
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disharmony.com

a dating option consisting of going to the bar, getting smashed, and finding a life partner who has little in common with you except a liking for booze and sex.
Sarah: "Mindy, how did you and Roger meet?"
Mindy: "Well, I used disharmony.com. I picked him up at TGI Fridays on a bender, got preggers, and life happened.
by keVIInXI March 11, 2012
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Bigger Than Oprah

a compliment or insult used to imply that a person is somehow bigger than Oprah, the self-important celebrity multi-media megalomaniac.
Compliment: "Janice! You are sooooo famous. You're bigger than Oprah!"

Insult: "Janice! You are sooooo fat. You're bigger than Oprah!
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to void oneself of fecal matter in a computer literate way.
Boss: "Who knows where Milt went? His report is late!"

Milt's Work Bud: "I believe he is downloading the latest software."

Boss: "Well, alrighty then. Gotta love his initiative!"
by KeVIInXI July 31, 2011
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antiagra

the experience of erectile dysfunction due to sexual turn off or disinterest.
Martha: "George, why isn't our love life as peppy as it was 38 years ago?"

George: "Because 38 years ago my pee pee didn't go all antiagra with boredom."
by keVIInXI July 06, 2011
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bon appé tits

a French-like expression said to someone when you hear that they are dating a woman with very large breasts.
Brad: "Hey! I'm going out on a date with a Hooters waitress!"

Brad's Dad: "Well done, my son. Bon appé tits!"
by KeVIInXI July 16, 2011
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crotch top

a portable computing devise that fits more comfortably on your crotch than on your lap.
Donna: "Hey Jimmy, new lap top?"
Jimmy: "No. Actually, it's a crotch top. Wanna see my power cord?"
by keVIInXI January 29, 2011
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