11 definitions by kahda

{verb}.: To penetrate her cunt with your index & middle finger while simultaneously frigging her browneye with the leftover ring & pinky fingers.
2 in the cunt, 2 in the rump
obviously named after that Vulcan, Mr. Spock's hand gesture. come on he was the biggest perv on that show. he showed it to Uhura all the time.
homie: wait you gave her the love gun last night?
me: actually I vulcanized her instead.
she's freaky-deaky dutch like that
by kahda July 19, 2004
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pl. noun: short for 'peepz' which is short for 'people'
deyz mad ppz up in here yo
by kahda September 15, 2004
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Yoda, the biggest little stoner from the Star Wars movies would awesomely switch up the words in his sentences because he was high 99% of the time.
"Fun to poke smot it is."
"Going to get fucked up we are."

similar to spoonerism, weederism
by kahda July 20, 2004
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after smoking weed sometimes the brain changes the word order of it's sentences:
smoking weed after brain the sometimes order changes the sentences it's word

a cousin of spoonerism, yodaism
by kahda July 20, 2004
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use your right thumb to hold your right ring finger so your index and middle fingers can insert into a females vagina while your pinky is simultaneously penetrating her bunghole
(aka the shocker)
last nite, I shot her up Love Gun style >; D
by kahda July 19, 2004
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a spoonerism for 'smoke a bowl' when there's non-stoners/narcs listening.
the weederism version is 'bowl a smoke'
yes, you can combine the two: 'smowl a boke' if, like, your parents are in the room
joe: anyone wanna boke a smole?
jake: duh, do stoners shit in the woods?
by kahda July 20, 2004
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