kahda's definitions

Love Gun

use your right thumb to hold your right ring finger so your index and middle fingers can insert into a females vagina while your pinky is simultaneously penetrating her bunghole
(aka the shocker)

last nite, I shot her up Love Gun style >; D

by kahda July 19, 2004

vulcanize

{verb}.: To penetrate her cunt with your index & middle finger while simultaneously frigging her browneye with the leftover ring & pinky fingers.
2 in the cunt, 2 in the rump
obviously named after that Vulcan, Mr. Spock's hand gesture. come on he was the biggest perv on that show. he showed it to Uhura all the time.

homie: wait you gave her the love gun last night?
me: actually I vulcanized her instead.
she's freaky-deaky dutch like that

by kahda July 19, 2004

freaky-deaky Dutch

Dr. Evil's insult of Goldmembers' accent

Goldmember: fascha...Austin Power's fascha
Dr. Evil: fascha? ok sorry, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch
Goldmember: his dad
Dr. Evil: ohhh faTHER...FA-THER

by kahda July 20, 2004

boke a smowl

a spoonerism for 'smoke a bowl' when there's non-stoners/narcs listening.
the weederism version is 'bowl a smoke'
yes, you can combine the two: 'smowl a boke' if, like, your parents are in the room

joe: anyone wanna boke a smole?
jake: duh, do stoners shit in the woods?

by kahda July 20, 2004

number run

to go buy some joints

I tote guns, I make number runs
-Biggie Smalls

by kahda July 20, 2004

weederism

after smoking weed sometimes the brain changes the word order of it's sentences:

smoking weed after brain the sometimes order changes the sentences it's word

a cousin of spoonerism, yodaism

by kahda July 20, 2004

yodaism

Yoda, the biggest little stoner from the Star Wars movies would awesomely switch up the words in his sentences because he was high 99% of the time.

"Fun to poke smot it is."
"Going to get fucked up we are."

similar to spoonerism, weederism

by kahda July 20, 2004