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Nugget Nigger

An African American midget with no arm or legs. Heavily reliant on outside help for even the most simple of tasks.
Hey man, that nugget nigger needs some help pushing a button. I don't know whether to help or just watch it wiggle until it passes out.
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Nigger Cheap

The lowest possible catagory of pricing known to the human race. Usually consisting of items ranging in price from zero to one dollar.
Daughter: Mommy, can I please have a big mac?

Mother: No honey, it's too expensive, how about a nice small fry and some tap water instead? How does that sound?

Daughter: Damn Mama, yo ass is nigger cheap!
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Gypsajew

The world's most undesirable combination of ethnicity. This "creature" is known for its gypsy magic, jewish cheapness, and uncanny skills in the art of pickpocketing. The combination of a Gypsy and a Jew that even the ugliest rat wouldnt dare gaze upon.
Example 1:
Girl: That damned gypsajew just ate my poodle.

Example 2:
Woman: I was going to donate money to the poor then I looked in the mirror and realized that I was a gypsajew and put the money back into my bank.

Example 3:
Man(after being pickpocketed): What?!? Where's my wallet? Argh. "Cops stop that Gypsajew!"
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Poseidon Chokehold

The act of a man choking a woman between his legs during sexual intercourse while simultaneously ejaculating in to her mouth and creating a "sea" of seamen within.
Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend the Poseidon Chokehold last night and the sea was so deep.
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Window Cleft

noun. A small pyramidal-shaped section of unwashed windshield glass, which is a result of the windshield wipers not being able to reach it. It is usually located at the bottom center of the glass.
Daughter: Mom, why is that little shark fin on the window?

Mother: Oh honey, that's called a window cleft. It's there because the windshield wipers don't wipe that part.
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Gypsology

The ongoing effort to find the origin of the gypsy culture and destroy them once and for all. While attempting to furthermore understand their habits and ways in order to predict their migration patterns and cripple their infrastructure by means of gypsy hunters such as Crosby Nickleson and co.
Elliot: In my study of gypsology, i have discovered a video that may trace gypsies back to turkey...pack you bags Mr. Nickleson
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Nigger Spooning

A game commonly played by whites where a group of Caucasians drive around town in search of an African American. When spotted, one member (not the driver) of the group throws a spoon at the black person yelling the word "NIGGER!" as loud as possible. If said person misses, the driver proceeds to jam on the brakes and the thrower must fetch the spoon and get back in to the car. However if the he/she hits the black person with the spoon, the driver proceeds down the road and it is the next person's turn.
Ron: Hey, me and a few of my friends went nigger spooning last night and it was so fun, Carl missed and a nigger kicked the shit out of him and he was rushed to the hospital after we bailed.
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