justanothervictimoftheghetto's definitions

Buoyant Pendulum

A sexual position where a man suspends a woman, who spreads her arms and legs straight out, by holding on to her arms and suspending her legs with his own. While suspended, the man then proceeds to perform anal sex on the woman by raising and lowering the woman with his arms and legs. This is one of the most tiresome and difficult sexual positions known to man. To perform, one must have a large muscle mass.

Bro, those months at the gym finally payed off. Me and my girlfriend tried out the Buoyant Pendulum last night and I kept it going for seven minutes!

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 18, 2010

Poseidon Chokehold

The act of a man choking a woman between his legs during sexual intercourse while simultaneously ejaculating in to her mouth and creating a "sea" of seamen within.

Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend the Poseidon Chokehold last night and the sea was so deep.

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 12, 2010

Honey Fucker

One who engages in sexual intercourse with a person who has an colored spray tan. They are known to be insecure and/or desperate beyond all belief. The women with the tan, however are just as insecure and desperate as the male. Side effects include orange dick, honey glaze or honey hands.

Dude...your such a honey fucker. That chick looked like a fucking carrot. You need to raise your standards bra

by justanothervictimoftheghetto May 10, 2010

Forum Slut

A person who spends over three hours per week on a forum or blog and has over 1,000 posts on any former or current forums. Forum Sluts often attempt to suck up to community moderator's, in order to one day become one, by posting useless "helpful" pages which are so polite and well written due to hours of pointless revision, that they almost seem sarcastic or insulting.

kawlOfDoodie: Tim why the fuck do you know all of this pointless shit about video games?

reklaw0522: uuum, because I'm on the forums all the time...

Party: Forum Slut...

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 19, 2010

Grown

A term used to describe something good that may also be considered "chill" or "dope" or toward anything that one may like or think is very calm and/or fun.

Lax Bro: Dude did you go to that party last night?

Brah: Yeah bro haha, it was hella grown.

by justanothervictimoftheghetto September 7, 2010

Kiddy Ride

A sexual engagement where the man pulls out just before the woman experiences an orgasm. He must follow up immediately with the statement, "please insert twenty-five cents to continue" and does not continue until the twenty-five cents is acquired. It is very likely that, during a kiddy ride, the woman will become very upset and or leave.

Jake: Dude, I went on a Kiddy Ride last night with some chick I met at the bar! I got her in bed, busted a nut (got mine), then mixed it up a little bit and said, "BITCH AH AINT GIVIN' YOU THAT!!!"

Jake II: Wow nice! Up top bro!!!

by justanothervictimoftheghetto May 19, 2010

Jewfemidgenignug

Possibly one of the most undesirable human being one can imagine. A person who is a Jew, Female, Midget, Nigger, and finally, a midget.

Robbie: Sweet jesus!
Stew: GOOD GOD ITS A JEWFEMIDGENIGNUG!!!

Robbie: QUICK! Take a picture!

by justanothervictimoftheghetto August 25, 2010