justanothervictimoftheghetto's definitions

Forum Slut

A person who spends over three hours per week on a forum or blog and has over 1,000 posts on any former or current forums. Forum Sluts often attempt to suck up to community moderator's, in order to one day become one, by posting useless "helpful" pages which are so polite and well written due to hours of pointless revision, that they almost seem sarcastic or insulting.

kawlOfDoodie: Tim why the fuck do you know all of this pointless shit about video games?

reklaw0522: uuum, because I'm on the forums all the time...

Party: Forum Slut...

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 19, 2010

Poseidon Chokehold

The act of a man choking a woman between his legs during sexual intercourse while simultaneously ejaculating in to her mouth and creating a "sea" of seamen within.

Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend the Poseidon Chokehold last night and the sea was so deep.

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 12, 2010

Nigger Cheap

The lowest possible catagory of pricing known to the human race. Usually consisting of items ranging in price from zero to one dollar.

Daughter: Mommy, can I please have a big mac?

Mother: No honey, it's too expensive, how about a nice small fry and some tap water instead? How does that sound?

Daughter: Damn Mama, yo ass is nigger cheap!

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 12, 2010

Weekend Savant

One who is not noticed by the majority of his community during the week, but expresses great knowledge of the art of partying on weekends. When confronted during the week about the prior weekend, he/she shall give no immediate response or acknowledge any crazy ass fucking shit (awesome stuff) they partook in, nor shall he/she boast about his/her impressive sexual encounters. They keep to themselves and do not speak ill of others, however will put a person in their place if need be but will go no further. They may surprise others with their readiness (alcoholically speaking) for any party at any time, providing high quality alcohol without any hint towards where he/she acquired it because he/she knows better.

Student A: Hey man, i saw that kid over there (in the green sweater) chug 18 beers at the rager, then continue to save a cat out of a tree and drive it home and back without getting arrested. He came back with two hotties 3 hours later safely!
Student B: Yeah I know! I was there, ive never heard him speak and he denies it all when i ask him about it. I see girls approaching him everyday in school attempting to give them their numbers, but he just ignores them, the guy is a complete Weekend Savant!

by justanothervictimoftheghetto December 10, 2010

Sun Gettin'

The 'redneck' slang term for sun tanning

Hey Billy Bob, lets git sum beer at the gettin' place and then head down ta tha trailer park ta do sum sun gettin'

by justanothervictimoftheghetto July 9, 2010

Codvert

A Call of Duty addict who links everything to Call of Duty, just as a pervert links everything to sex. If someting even barely relates to Call of Duty, the codvert will immidiately pick it out of the conversation and relate it to the game.

Nancy: So I was sitting at home on valentines day waiting for my husbands valentine care package to co-

codvert: CARE PACKAGE!!!! DUDE!!! She totally just said care package, you doing anything later tonight?

by justanothervictimoftheghetto May 13, 2010

Jewfemidgenignug

Possibly one of the most undesirable human being one can imagine. A person who is a Jew, Female, Midget, Nigger, and finally, a midget.

Robbie: Sweet jesus!
Stew: GOOD GOD ITS A JEWFEMIDGENIGNUG!!!

Robbie: QUICK! Take a picture!

by justanothervictimoftheghetto August 25, 2010