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A sexual position where a man suspends a woman, who spreads her arms and legs straight out, by holding on to her arms and suspending her legs with his own. While suspended, the man then proceeds to perform anal sex on the woman by raising and lowering the woman with his arms and legs. This is one of the most tiresome and difficult sexual positions known to man. To perform, one must have a large muscle mass.
Bro, those months at the gym finally payed off. Me and my girlfriend tried out the Buoyant Pendulum last night and I kept it going for seven minutes!
by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 18, 2010
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by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 12, 2010
Get the Poseidon Chokehold mug.The world's most undesirable combination of ethnicity. This "creature" is known for its gypsy magic, jewish cheapness, and uncanny skills in the art of pickpocketing. The combination of a Gypsy and a Jew that even the ugliest rat wouldnt dare gaze upon.
Example 1:
Girl: That damned gypsajew just ate my poodle.
Example 2:
Woman: I was going to donate money to the poor then I looked in the mirror and realized that I was a gypsajew and put the money back into my bank.
Example 3:
Man(after being pickpocketed): What?!? Where's my wallet? Argh. "Cops stop that Gypsajew!"
Girl: That damned gypsajew just ate my poodle.
Example 2:
Woman: I was going to donate money to the poor then I looked in the mirror and realized that I was a gypsajew and put the money back into my bank.
Example 3:
Man(after being pickpocketed): What?!? Where's my wallet? Argh. "Cops stop that Gypsajew!"
by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 12, 2010
Get the Gypsajew mug.One who is not noticed by the majority of his community during the week, but expresses great knowledge of the art of partying on weekends. When confronted during the week about the prior weekend, he/she shall give no immediate response or acknowledge any crazy ass fucking shit (awesome stuff) they partook in, nor shall he/she boast about his/her impressive sexual encounters. They keep to themselves and do not speak ill of others, however will put a person in their place if need be but will go no further. They may surprise others with their readiness (alcoholically speaking) for any party at any time, providing high quality alcohol without any hint towards where he/she acquired it because he/she knows better.
Student A: Hey man, i saw that kid over there (in the green sweater) chug 18 beers at the rager, then continue to save a cat out of a tree and drive it home and back without getting arrested. He came back with two hotties 3 hours later safely!
Student B: Yeah I know! I was there, ive never heard him speak and he denies it all when i ask him about it. I see girls approaching him everyday in school attempting to give them their numbers, but he just ignores them, the guy is a complete Weekend Savant!
Student B: Yeah I know! I was there, ive never heard him speak and he denies it all when i ask him about it. I see girls approaching him everyday in school attempting to give them their numbers, but he just ignores them, the guy is a complete Weekend Savant!
by justanothervictimoftheghetto December 10, 2010
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by justanothervictimoftheghetto July 9, 2010
Get the Sun Gettin' mug.A two-faced female who befriends a man, only to reveal all of his embarrassing secrets after any sort of sexual interaction. Just as a muslim befriends an american and later kills him with a car bomb.
Bro: Dude shes so nice i think she wants me...im goin' for it!
Man: Don't do it, shes a musliskank, she'll stab you in the back and she may seem nice now but shes deceptive
Man: Don't do it, shes a musliskank, she'll stab you in the back and she may seem nice now but shes deceptive
by justanothervictimoftheghetto August 25, 2010
Get the Musliskank mug.An ignorant African American who believes anything Obama says because he is black. They are usually very easy to pick out from a crowd due to their "My president is black" T-Shirts. They have no clue what Obama stands for and are completely blind from the truth, plagued by the lack of education and intelligence.
Daughter(first gen. collage student): Hey mom, why did you vote for Obama?
Mother: 'Cus he's black honaay, he gon' solve all o' mah problems an' gimme free monaay! Oh, and 'cus he's black!
Daughter: Oh god, my mother is an ignobama...
Mother: 'Cus he's black honaay, he gon' solve all o' mah problems an' gimme free monaay! Oh, and 'cus he's black!
Daughter: Oh god, my mother is an ignobama...
by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 15, 2010
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