justanothervictimoftheghetto's definitions

Buoyant Pendulum

A sexual position where a man suspends a woman, who spreads her arms and legs straight out, by holding on to her arms and suspending her legs with his own. While suspended, the man then proceeds to perform anal sex on the woman by raising and lowering the woman with his arms and legs. This is one of the most tiresome and difficult sexual positions known to man. To perform, one must have a large muscle mass.

Bro, those months at the gym finally payed off. Me and my girlfriend tried out the Buoyant Pendulum last night and I kept it going for seven minutes!

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 18, 2010

Codvert

A Call of Duty addict who links everything to Call of Duty, just as a pervert links everything to sex. If someting even barely relates to Call of Duty, the codvert will immidiately pick it out of the conversation and relate it to the game.

Nancy: So I was sitting at home on valentines day waiting for my husbands valentine care package to co-

codvert: CARE PACKAGE!!!! DUDE!!! She totally just said care package, you doing anything later tonight?

by justanothervictimoftheghetto May 13, 2010

Gypsy Screech

A genetically inherited trait which only a select few people in the world obtain. It allows one to create a pitch of sound which, if done correctly, can melt gypsies where they stand and killing them.

ZV: Somebody help! I am surrounded by gypsies! Crosby, use your gypsy screech to kill them! HURRY!

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 15, 2010

Jewfemidgenignug

Possibly one of the most undesirable human being one can imagine. A person who is a Jew, Female, Midget, Nigger, and finally, a midget.

Robbie: Sweet jesus!
Stew: GOOD GOD ITS A JEWFEMIDGENIGNUG!!!

Robbie: QUICK! Take a picture!

by justanothervictimoftheghetto August 25, 2010

Grown

A term used to describe something good that may also be considered "chill" or "dope" or toward anything that one may like or think is very calm and/or fun.

Lax Bro: Dude did you go to that party last night?

Brah: Yeah bro haha, it was hella grown.

by justanothervictimoftheghetto September 7, 2010

Kiddy Ride

A sexual engagement where the man pulls out just before the woman experiences an orgasm. He must follow up immediately with the statement, "please insert twenty-five cents to continue" and does not continue until the twenty-five cents is acquired. It is very likely that, during a kiddy ride, the woman will become very upset and or leave.

Jake: Dude, I went on a Kiddy Ride last night with some chick I met at the bar! I got her in bed, busted a nut (got mine), then mixed it up a little bit and said, "BITCH AH AINT GIVIN' YOU THAT!!!"

Jake II: Wow nice! Up top bro!!!

by justanothervictimoftheghetto May 19, 2010

Forum Slut

A person who spends over three hours per week on a forum or blog and has over 1,000 posts on any former or current forums. Forum Sluts often attempt to suck up to community moderator's, in order to one day become one, by posting useless "helpful" pages which are so polite and well written due to hours of pointless revision, that they almost seem sarcastic or insulting.

kawlOfDoodie: Tim why the fuck do you know all of this pointless shit about video games?

reklaw0522: uuum, because I'm on the forums all the time...

Party: Forum Slut...

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 19, 2010