justanothervictimoftheghetto's definitions

Nigger Spooning

A game commonly played by whites where a group of Caucasians drive around town in search of an African American. When spotted, one member (not the driver) of the group throws a spoon at the black person yelling the word "NIGGER!" as loud as possible. If said person misses, the driver proceeds to jam on the brakes and the thrower must fetch the spoon and get back in to the car. However if the he/she hits the black person with the spoon, the driver proceeds down the road and it is the next person's turn.

Ron: Hey, me and a few of my friends went nigger spooning last night and it was so fun, Carl missed and a nigger kicked the shit out of him and he was rushed to the hospital after we bailed.

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 14, 2010

moose knucklette

a tiny or "baby" moose knuckle on a midget, short person, or youngin'

"hey look at that midget wearing yoga pants, lol you can its moose knucklette"

by justanothervictimoftheghetto May 10, 2010

Nigger Cheap

The lowest possible catagory of pricing known to the human race. Usually consisting of items ranging in price from zero to one dollar.

Daughter: Mommy, can I please have a big mac?

Mother: No honey, it's too expensive, how about a nice small fry and some tap water instead? How does that sound?

Daughter: Damn Mama, yo ass is nigger cheap!

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 12, 2010

Forum Slut

A person who spends over three hours per week on a forum or blog and has over 1,000 posts on any former or current forums. Forum Sluts often attempt to suck up to community moderator's, in order to one day become one, by posting useless "helpful" pages which are so polite and well written due to hours of pointless revision, that they almost seem sarcastic or insulting.

kawlOfDoodie: Tim why the fuck do you know all of this pointless shit about video games?

reklaw0522: uuum, because I'm on the forums all the time...

Party: Forum Slut...

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 19, 2010

Grown

A term used to describe something good that may also be considered "chill" or "dope" or toward anything that one may like or think is very calm and/or fun.

Lax Bro: Dude did you go to that party last night?

Brah: Yeah bro haha, it was hella grown.

by justanothervictimoftheghetto September 7, 2010

Kiddy Ride

A sexual engagement where the man pulls out just before the woman experiences an orgasm. He must follow up immediately with the statement, "please insert twenty-five cents to continue" and does not continue until the twenty-five cents is acquired. It is very likely that, during a kiddy ride, the woman will become very upset and or leave.

Jake: Dude, I went on a Kiddy Ride last night with some chick I met at the bar! I got her in bed, busted a nut (got mine), then mixed it up a little bit and said, "BITCH AH AINT GIVIN' YOU THAT!!!"

Jake II: Wow nice! Up top bro!!!

by justanothervictimoftheghetto May 19, 2010

Ghetto Victim

A black, hispanic, or sometimes asian person living in poverty within an urban setting. They believe that the "ghetto" itself is actually some sort of 'organism', if you will, which holds them down and keeps them from succeeding. But the inconvenient is that they are the ones keeping themselves down, and they blame it on the ghetto in order to take the blame off of themselves. But deep inside they know that it is themselves, and that is what scares them most.

Derrell: Yo mane, whats up wit yo shawt comin's??

Ray Ray: Mane it aint me! Ammah fuckin ghetto victim

by justanothervictimoftheghetto May 13, 2010