justanothervictimoftheghetto's definitions

Codvert

A Call of Duty addict who links everything to Call of Duty, just as a pervert links everything to sex. If someting even barely relates to Call of Duty, the codvert will immidiately pick it out of the conversation and relate it to the game.

Nancy: So I was sitting at home on valentines day waiting for my husbands valentine care package to co-

codvert: CARE PACKAGE!!!! DUDE!!! She totally just said care package, you doing anything later tonight?

by justanothervictimoftheghetto May 13, 2010

Ghetto Victim

A black, hispanic, or sometimes asian person living in poverty within an urban setting. They believe that the "ghetto" itself is actually some sort of 'organism', if you will, which holds them down and keeps them from succeeding. But the inconvenient is that they are the ones keeping themselves down, and they blame it on the ghetto in order to take the blame off of themselves. But deep inside they know that it is themselves, and that is what scares them most.

Derrell: Yo mane, whats up wit yo shawt comin's??

Ray Ray: Mane it aint me! Ammah fuckin ghetto victim

by justanothervictimoftheghetto May 13, 2010

Nigger Cheap

The lowest possible catagory of pricing known to the human race. Usually consisting of items ranging in price from zero to one dollar.

Daughter: Mommy, can I please have a big mac?

Mother: No honey, it's too expensive, how about a nice small fry and some tap water instead? How does that sound?

Daughter: Damn Mama, yo ass is nigger cheap!

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 12, 2010

Poseidon Chokehold

The act of a man choking a woman between his legs during sexual intercourse while simultaneously ejaculating in to her mouth and creating a "sea" of seamen within.

Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend the Poseidon Chokehold last night and the sea was so deep.

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 12, 2010

Jewfemidgenignug

Possibly one of the most undesirable human being one can imagine. A person who is a Jew, Female, Midget, Nigger, and finally, a midget.

Robbie: Sweet jesus!
Stew: GOOD GOD ITS A JEWFEMIDGENIGNUG!!!

Robbie: QUICK! Take a picture!

by justanothervictimoftheghetto August 25, 2010

Gypsy Screech

A genetically inherited trait which only a select few people in the world obtain. It allows one to create a pitch of sound which, if done correctly, can melt gypsies where they stand and killing them.

ZV: Somebody help! I am surrounded by gypsies! Crosby, use your gypsy screech to kill them! HURRY!

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 15, 2010

Forum Slut

A person who spends over three hours per week on a forum or blog and has over 1,000 posts on any former or current forums. Forum Sluts often attempt to suck up to community moderator's, in order to one day become one, by posting useless "helpful" pages which are so polite and well written due to hours of pointless revision, that they almost seem sarcastic or insulting.

kawlOfDoodie: Tim why the fuck do you know all of this pointless shit about video games?

reklaw0522: uuum, because I'm on the forums all the time...

Party: Forum Slut...

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 19, 2010