justanothervictimoftheghetto's definitions

Ignobama

An ignorant African American who believes anything Obama says because he is black. They are usually very easy to pick out from a crowd due to their "My president is black" T-Shirts. They have no clue what Obama stands for and are completely blind from the truth, plagued by the lack of education and intelligence.

Daughter(first gen. collage student): Hey mom, why did you vote for Obama?

Mother: 'Cus he's black honaay, he gon' solve all o' mah problems an' gimme free monaay! Oh, and 'cus he's black!

Daughter: Oh god, my mother is an ignobama...

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 15, 2010

Codvert

A Call of Duty addict who links everything to Call of Duty, just as a pervert links everything to sex. If someting even barely relates to Call of Duty, the codvert will immidiately pick it out of the conversation and relate it to the game.

Nancy: So I was sitting at home on valentines day waiting for my husbands valentine care package to co-

codvert: CARE PACKAGE!!!! DUDE!!! She totally just said care package, you doing anything later tonight?

by justanothervictimoftheghetto May 13, 2010

Jewfemidgenignug

Possibly one of the most undesirable human being one can imagine. A person who is a Jew, Female, Midget, Nigger, and finally, a midget.

Robbie: Sweet jesus!
Stew: GOOD GOD ITS A JEWFEMIDGENIGNUG!!!

Robbie: QUICK! Take a picture!

by justanothervictimoftheghetto August 25, 2010

Kiddy Ride

A sexual engagement where the man pulls out just before the woman experiences an orgasm. He must follow up immediately with the statement, "please insert twenty-five cents to continue" and does not continue until the twenty-five cents is acquired. It is very likely that, during a kiddy ride, the woman will become very upset and or leave.

Jake: Dude, I went on a Kiddy Ride last night with some chick I met at the bar! I got her in bed, busted a nut (got mine), then mixed it up a little bit and said, "BITCH AH AINT GIVIN' YOU THAT!!!"

Jake II: Wow nice! Up top bro!!!

by justanothervictimoftheghetto May 19, 2010

Grown

A term used to describe something good that may also be considered "chill" or "dope" or toward anything that one may like or think is very calm and/or fun.

Lax Bro: Dude did you go to that party last night?

Brah: Yeah bro haha, it was hella grown.

by justanothervictimoftheghetto September 7, 2010

Poseidon Chokehold

The act of a man choking a woman between his legs during sexual intercourse while simultaneously ejaculating in to her mouth and creating a "sea" of seamen within.

Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend the Poseidon Chokehold last night and the sea was so deep.

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 12, 2010

Musliskank

A two-faced female who befriends a man, only to reveal all of his embarrassing secrets after any sort of sexual interaction. Just as a muslim befriends an american and later kills him with a car bomb.

Bro: Dude shes so nice i think she wants me...im goin' for it!

Man: Don't do it, shes a musliskank, she'll stab you in the back and she may seem nice now but shes deceptive

by justanothervictimoftheghetto August 25, 2010