justanothervictimoftheghetto's definitions

moose knucklette

a tiny or "baby" moose knuckle on a midget, short person, or youngin'

"hey look at that midget wearing yoga pants, lol you can its moose knucklette"

by justanothervictimoftheghetto May 10, 2010

Nigger Cheap

The lowest possible catagory of pricing known to the human race. Usually consisting of items ranging in price from zero to one dollar.

Daughter: Mommy, can I please have a big mac?

Mother: No honey, it's too expensive, how about a nice small fry and some tap water instead? How does that sound?

Daughter: Damn Mama, yo ass is nigger cheap!

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 12, 2010

Poseidon Chokehold

The act of a man choking a woman between his legs during sexual intercourse while simultaneously ejaculating in to her mouth and creating a "sea" of seamen within.

Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend the Poseidon Chokehold last night and the sea was so deep.

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 12, 2010

Buoyant Pendulum

A sexual position where a man suspends a woman, who spreads her arms and legs straight out, by holding on to her arms and suspending her legs with his own. While suspended, the man then proceeds to perform anal sex on the woman by raising and lowering the woman with his arms and legs. This is one of the most tiresome and difficult sexual positions known to man. To perform, one must have a large muscle mass.

Bro, those months at the gym finally payed off. Me and my girlfriend tried out the Buoyant Pendulum last night and I kept it going for seven minutes!

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 18, 2010

Ghetto Victim

A black, hispanic, or sometimes asian person living in poverty within an urban setting. They believe that the "ghetto" itself is actually some sort of 'organism', if you will, which holds them down and keeps them from succeeding. But the inconvenient is that they are the ones keeping themselves down, and they blame it on the ghetto in order to take the blame off of themselves. But deep inside they know that it is themselves, and that is what scares them most.

Derrell: Yo mane, whats up wit yo shawt comin's??

Ray Ray: Mane it aint me! Ammah fuckin ghetto victim

by justanothervictimoftheghetto May 13, 2010

Gypsy Screech

A genetically inherited trait which only a select few people in the world obtain. It allows one to create a pitch of sound which, if done correctly, can melt gypsies where they stand and killing them.

ZV: Somebody help! I am surrounded by gypsies! Crosby, use your gypsy screech to kill them! HURRY!

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 15, 2010

Codvert

A Call of Duty addict who links everything to Call of Duty, just as a pervert links everything to sex. If someting even barely relates to Call of Duty, the codvert will immidiately pick it out of the conversation and relate it to the game.

Nancy: So I was sitting at home on valentines day waiting for my husbands valentine care package to co-

codvert: CARE PACKAGE!!!! DUDE!!! She totally just said care package, you doing anything later tonight?

by justanothervictimoftheghetto May 13, 2010