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Benna

A girl, usually short, who's insanely hyper ande has big blues eyes. Her "target", AKA, tush, is usually being stalked by many a males.
" Look, it's Benna! I wish those guys would get off her target."
by Jules January 4, 2004
mugGet the Bennamug.

schwasted

the condition of being inebraited, particularly likely in cananda, symptons include stumbling, vomiting, and being escorting out of clubs and bars by staff members
Why is Ashley always schwasted?
Please don't kick us out for being schwasted.
by jules March 11, 2004
mugGet the schwastedmug.

swerve

getting mad buff like hardcore muthafuckas
no doubt, i be gettin my swerve on six days a week
by jules February 27, 2005
mugGet the swervemug.

preachidus

The psuedo-greek translation of the word Preacher, specific in reference to Preacher, the much vaunted leader of the gaming association known as iDM (Industrial Death Machines).

Preacher (Preachidus) is a man of varied knowledges, who lives vicariously through the internet. His followers do not know his true whereabouts, and the doctrines he teaches are borderline communism, with a decided slant towards pimping.

He is also known for a strong wit, the ability to discern the color of water with his hands in his pockets, and for abusing the shit out of Templar, a member of iDM who is of judaic descension.

Known sightings include Orange County, California (in fact, the majority of sightings are from here), Utah, Arizona, Nevada, Mexico, Idaho, and even more exotic locations like Illinois, and even a few sightings (albeit years ago) in England. Sightings two years ago placed him with a full beard, recent sightings implicate that a possible female has attached herself to him and his dealings.

Known food likes and dislikes inlcude bratwurst, specifically johnsonville beer-brats, code red, and tuna fish cassarole.

The description of this elusive person is that he is tall, approximately 6'3, usually short brown hair, grey eyes, and he weighs in at no less than 250 lbs, while remaining surprisingly light on his feet. Rumors place him as having a decent knowledge of self defense, including varied forms of sword fighting.
Preachidus is simply, the most awesomest everest.

Preachidus called havok a beaner.
by Jules February 25, 2004
mugGet the preachidusmug.

sexual sorbet

a sexual encounter designed to cleanse the proverbial palate before entering into a new relationship.
To avoid getting caught on the rebound, she needs a little sexual sorbet before she starts dating again.
by jules January 26, 2004
mugGet the sexual sorbetmug.

Dugas

by Jules January 27, 2005
mugGet the Dugasmug.

OMZ

Oh My Zeus. Zeus being a Greek God. I don't need to explain that... you DO know already.
"OMZ that is totes Spaß!"
by Jules September 2, 2005
mugGet the OMZmug.

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