jules's definitions

schwasted

the condition of being inebraited, particularly likely in cananda, symptons include stumbling, vomiting, and being escorting out of clubs and bars by staff members

Why is Ashley always schwasted?
Please don't kick us out for being schwasted.

by jules March 11, 2004

Moobage

an abundance of male boobs

Look at the moobage on that guy!

by Jules March 23, 2005

Benna

A girl, usually short, who's insanely hyper ande has big blues eyes. Her "target", AKA, tush, is usually being stalked by many a males.

" Look, it's Benna! I wish those guys would get off her target."

by Jules January 4, 2004

Tv Ugly

Gritty. Ugly that's suitable for television.

I wanted Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island" ugly, not Cornelius on "Planet of the Apes" ugly. TV ugly, not ... ugly-ugly.

by Jules February 25, 2005

Harrangutan

gobby mouthing off, often caused by alcoholic certainties

Mandy had a right old go at Nigel for something trivial. She is such a harrangutan

by jules January 18, 2004

bandit

Generally aimed in the UK towards those who annoy you and piss you off.

Also found around the world:
Spanish - "el bandito..."
French - "le bandite..."

Also in other context, "bandit" can be attached to other words eg.
arse-bandit

Dave:"Dude, i just screwed your mum!"
Tom:"Argh...Dave, you bandit!"

by Jules May 25, 2004

STP

Standard Temperature and Pressure

A chemical standard usually used for reporting the properties of compounds/molecules.

Generally written in one of the following ways:
0°C or 273.15°K
and
760 mm Hg or 1 atm

Mercury is a liquid at STP because of it's valence electron organization.

by Jules March 19, 2004