jules's definitions

maktub

Arabic popular saying that means "It was written!", meaning it was always meant to happen/to be.

Jade/Lucas = MAKTUB!

by Jules October 11, 2006

OMZ

Oh My Zeus. Zeus being a Greek God. I don't need to explain that... you DO know already.

"OMZ that is totes Spaß!"

by Jules September 2, 2005

in it

to be in trouble
to be 'in it' as to be 'in shit'

"i broke my mums teapot"

"you're in it now"

by Jules April 8, 2005

FTMCW

abbreviation for "for the mutha chuttin win."
used to exclaim uber tiziteness.
similar to FTW or FTMFW, but i can't stop saying the wordchut.

jules: yo let's watch rocky 1-5 then 6 all in a row
pato: and shot everytime he says adrian FTMCW
jules: hellz yeah boy!

by jules November 25, 2006

eggs

decribing someone as good looking

he's as fit as eggs

by Jules October 27, 2003

t-bag

to place ones scrotem in to her mouth, and then dab the drips upon her for-head,

try it she loves it!

"i gave Lydia a t-bag and doubled dipped"

by Jules November 23, 2003

horses collar

A female who has had many partners. And develops loose labia as a result

Christ she has had so many men she has a fanny(english for vagina) like a horses collar

by jules August 7, 2003