Urban Dictionary: Definitions by juan hunglow

Bill and Ben

To place your face between two huge tits shake your head and blow, resulting in the famous Bill and Ben catch phrase "flobberdobberdobberdobber"

As I slowly encroached apon her hugh pendulous bussom I felt compelled to perform a Bill and Ben. I buried my face in the soft comfort of her breasts, blew hard and... "flobberdobberdobberdobber"

by Juan Hunglow April 28, 2010

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Lummuxette

Lummuxette is a female Lummux. A fat useless excuse for a lady person.

Look at that Lummuxette. Big fat pear shaped lump of lard, with the intelligence of a retarded Labrador.

by Juan Hunglow April 19, 2010

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Adolfed

To Adolf someone is to smeer a tiny dab of poop on their upper lip to make them look like Hitler

I Adolfed her by wiping my poop finger on her top lip.

by Juan Hunglow April 14, 2010

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Bilbo

A hobbits sex toy.

The Hobbit put her batteries in her Bilbo, closed the bedroom door and wasn't seen again until the sun rose over the shire.

by juan hunglow April 19, 2010

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Monkey Cunt

The scum sucking cutomer at a twenty four hour service station that expects the attendant to get out of his seat to serve food at 2am when you are half way through a twelve hour night shift

The Monkey Cunt wanted food from the back of the store, he should know I only serve petrol,no food.

by Juan Hunglow April 20, 2010

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A three man elaborate fuck. One guy is wrapped in clingwrap and fucked up the arse by another guy then leans forward adopting the position of a giant penis. The "penis guy" is then used to fuck a bucket fanny while being held back on a rope by the third guy who is also naked and wankining off into a jam jar.

The dirty little cunt was happy to have a JK Dunky Fuck as it was the only way her bucket fanny could get any sensation. Penis guy wasn't so sure but was game for a laugh.

by Juan Hunglow April 26, 2010

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