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The Hobbit put her batteries in her Bilbo, closed the bedroom door and wasn't seen again until the sun rose over the shire.
by juan hunglow April 19, 2010
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The dirty little cunt was happy to have a JK Dunky Fuck as it was the only way her bucket fanny could get any sensation. Penis guy wasn't so sure but was game for a laugh.
by Juan Hunglow April 26, 2010
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by Juan Hunglow April 12, 2010
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by Juan Hunglow April 5, 2010
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by Juan Hunglow April 19, 2010
Get the Lummuxette mug.She was sucking deep, the head of my cock massaging the inner recess of her throat, just as I was about to blow my load I looked down and there between my legs was what looked like Groucho Marx. I was relieved to find it was just her Gobble Tash.
by Juan Hunglow April 26, 2010
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by Juan Hunglow April 26, 2010
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