jt's definitions

blarpkin

Simliar to the blumpkin, a blarpkin involves getting a blow job while taking a shit in someone's bathtub (blarp).

Once the blumpkin stopped being exciting, John started getting his girl to give him a blarpkin.

by JT April 16, 2005

Salty Piss Flaps

very accurate depiction of the vagina

that girl pisses so much, she's got salty piss flaps cuz of it.

by JT April 25, 2005

I was all

Expression commonly used in place of "...and I said", when re-enacting a past conversation in a current one. Usually followed with the response to said conversational dialogue in the form of "and (s)he was all".

"Well, I was all, omigawd, he is SO buff!" Candi explained to her friend, Maria. "And she was all, 'you're totally right about that. fa shizzle.'"

by JT October 28, 2003

DSLs

The street abbreviation for "Dick Sucking Lips".

Damn check out the DSLs on that shorty!

by JT November 11, 2003

Half Pint

A person so pathetic he can only consume a half pint of beer.

Yo Half Pint, stop baby sittin' it!

by JT November 11, 2003

Thunder Bird

A lady who has eaten too many twinkies.

That thunder bird has to weigh 400 lbs.

by JT November 11, 2003

Leykis 101

A radio program in which the man of truth, Tom Leykis, informs us of the ways of the world.

I listen to Leykis 101

by JT November 11, 2003