jt's definitions

asian assassinz

think their all cool and hip. they think their soo good looking while their just all a bunch of lil kids roamimg around the streets doing nothing.

i'm AA i run around and try to stab people s o i can be cool!

by jt December 6, 2004

blarpkin

Simliar to the blumpkin, a blarpkin involves getting a blow job while taking a shit in someone's bathtub (blarp).

Once the blumpkin stopped being exciting, John started getting his girl to give him a blarpkin.

by JT April 16, 2005

Dirla

One who is homosexual without knowing

"Dont be such a Dirla"

by JT March 31, 2005

Ricer

A person who is involved in the sport import compact scene. See rice boy.

A wing, muffler and wheels... The typical car of a typical ricer.

by jt November 21, 2002

zurt

A synonym for "idiot"

Don't be such a zurt

by JT September 8, 2004

ding dong

Started as slang for penis, but has basically become a generic noun for just about anything. cat, car, groceries, cigarettes, etc. sometimes used as a verb as well.

can you help me bring up the rest of the ding dongs from the ding dong? cheers.

by JT October 29, 2004

statistics

The mathamatical study of the distribution of data on any subject to prove any point you're trying to make, when whining about it doesn't work.

39% of all statistics are made up.

by jt July 14, 2003