jt's definitions

McDonalds

A family restaurant that parents loudly complain that their food is fattening, unhealthy and oppose when a McDonalds is due to open directly opposite their children's school.

Yet regularly hold birthday parties there- for children.

"A McDonalds is opening opposite the so-and-so school"

"Oh my God! That's where my child goes! Well, at least we don't have to travel far when it's their birtday".

by jt July 13, 2003

Dirla

One who is homosexual without knowing

"Dont be such a Dirla"

by JT March 31, 2005

blarpkin

Simliar to the blumpkin, a blarpkin involves getting a blow job while taking a shit in someone's bathtub (blarp).

Once the blumpkin stopped being exciting, John started getting his girl to give him a blarpkin.

by JT April 16, 2005

dropping off the cosby's

to take a crap or shit!

'Hey, don't go in the bathroom just yet. wait for me to drop off the cosby's.'

'say hi to theo for me!'

by JT October 4, 2004

fag tag

the lone guy out with a group of girls

"you see those hot chicks standing around with that dude?"
"yea he must be the fag tag"

by JT February 11, 2004

Half Pint

A person so pathetic he can only consume a half pint of beer.

Yo Half Pint, stop baby sittin' it!

by JT November 11, 2003

G.P.S.

A deviced used by those who have no idea where they are, to assist them in going nowhere in particular, using the shortest possible route.

A GPS knows where it is, by subracting where it used to be, from where it isn't.

by jt July 13, 2003