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fat ass

Kim Kardashian.
Eric Cartman.
Any person with a large unattractive rear end.
A painfully honest description of an oversized butt.
Not quite wide load, but getting close.
Kim Kardashian's fat ass has gotten so huge!
by jsd9632 January 17, 2012
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Barbie bookends

When two unrelated under 18 girls who are very close friends
dress alike in a slutty manner.
Wearing matching barbie pink heels and outfits.
Sometimes referred to as Barbie twins.
Matching prick teases who pretend they don't understand why the boys are hot for them.
Horny high school boy: "Dude check out Sharon and LeAnn!
They are so hot in their matching outfits!"
Other horny high school boy: "I just love Barbie bookends. I
want to do LeAnn so bad!"
Another horny high school boy: "You'd have to screw both of them, you can't break up a set!"
by jsd9632 February 8, 2012
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gay boy

A pre-adult homosexual male.
A high school age male cock sucker.
A teen-aged male cum dumpster.
A skinny jeans mascara wearing emo freak.
An under aged queer.
Justin Bieber.
by jsd9632 January 11, 2012
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to die for boobs

A perfect set of tits.
A pair of breasts that any man would willingly die for if he could
spend his last moments on earth holding them close to his face.
Breasts that could cause hearts to stop by their unveiling.
Titties that will make grown men want to breast feed forever.
"I went to the tittie bar last night, there was a new dancer there with to die for boobs. It cost me 50 bucks to get them
shoved in my face, but it was well worth it!"
by jsd9632 January 8, 2012
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closet homosexual

A gay person who wants to keep their true sexual orientation
a secret.
A homosexual who will make a big show of dating the opposite sex to hide their gayness.
A fag who can't or won't accept the truth about thier sexual
desires.
A person who looks and acts like a queer but has an army of deniers to defend his charade.
Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber is a closet homosexual.

Any male fan he has is a closet homosexual.
by jsd9632 January 9, 2012
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jesus freak

A conceited, self righteous, homophobe who professes a
beyond natural love for some one they only know from
pretty stories at vacation bible school.
A bigot who believes all homosexuals will burn in hell even
though his love for Jesus borders on perverse sexual desires to pleasure his savior with an unnatural act.

An anti-gay closet homosexual religious fanatic who would drop to his knees and blow Jesus if he ever came back.
Bob: "Look at that Jesus Freak picketing the gay bar,I bet he's a closet homo!"
by jsd9632 October 24, 2011
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One John Deere Town

A small town that once was a thriving agricultural center but is now empty with one old rusty John Deere sitting in a field of
weeds surrounded by falling down barns and houses.
Where I grew up was once a great farming community but since Grandpa died it's deteriorated to a One John Deere town.
by jsd9632 December 5, 2011
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