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When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking face down,
ass up naked on the floor with a bloody rectum stinking of vasoline and cheap booze.
The past tense of a gay encounter where you were on the bottom.
A business deal gone badly.
A truck driver's constant condition.
A position of being totally screwed.
ass up naked on the floor with a bloody rectum stinking of vasoline and cheap booze.
The past tense of a gay encounter where you were on the bottom.
A business deal gone badly.
A truck driver's constant condition.
A position of being totally screwed.
by jsd9632 February 1, 2012
Get the ass fucked mug.An Eagles Song from the 1994 album "Hell Freezes Over".
Written & sung by Don Henley in response to the daytime TV trash of the time.
It became a widely used catch phrase throughout the rest of the 90's.
The 911 attacks made the song politically incorrect and it fell off radio station playlists.
Written & sung by Don Henley in response to the daytime TV trash of the time.
It became a widely used catch phrase throughout the rest of the 90's.
The 911 attacks made the song politically incorrect and it fell off radio station playlists.
"I'd like to find your inner child and kick it's little ass" was a great line from the song get over it.
by jsd9632 February 21, 2012
Get the Get over it mug.A sexy woman with a very hot, wet snatch.
A woman who drips sex.
A stunning beauty whose every action causes instant hardons.
A woman who drips sex.
A stunning beauty whose every action causes instant hardons.
Bob: " Look here comes Sandra! She is so hot!"
Dave: "Hot and juicy is more like it! She gives me an instant
hardon every time I see her."
Dave: "Hot and juicy is more like it! She gives me an instant
hardon every time I see her."
by jsd9632 January 8, 2012
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transport their dirty laundry in a stolen shopping cart to
the laundromat.
Also can double as luggage when traveling by Greyhound.
transport their dirty laundry in a stolen shopping cart to
the laundromat.
Also can double as luggage when traveling by Greyhound.
by jsd9632 January 8, 2012
Get the ghetto laundry bag mug.An expression used to define the level of force needed to complete a violent action.
Often accompanied by the phrase in your ass.
Often seen as a bumper sticker on Dodge trucks.
Often accompanied by the phrase in your ass.
Often seen as a bumper sticker on Dodge trucks.
by jsd9632 February 6, 2012
Get the ram it mug.Something sometimes said by accident when a young male is visiting the home of a friend and is attracted to the host's mother.
Something said in jest when the host's mother is less than attractive.
Something said in jest when the host's mother is less than attractive.
Teenage boy: "Dude! Your mom's hot!"
Other teen boy: "Dude! That's my mom!"
Teenage boy: "Yeah dude! And she's still hot!"
Another teen boy: "She's momalicious!"
Other teen boy: "Dude! That's my mom!"
Teenage boy: "Yeah dude! And she's still hot!"
Another teen boy: "She's momalicious!"
by jsd9632 March 3, 2012
Get the your mom's hot mug.A functioning homosexual is a gay person who has not given
thier life over to the drama associated with their sexual orientation.
A homosexual who can pass as straight when the need arises.
Someone like Will on Will and Grace.
thier life over to the drama associated with their sexual orientation.
A homosexual who can pass as straight when the need arises.
Someone like Will on Will and Grace.
Gay Dude 1: It's amazing how calm Bob was when Brucie had
his meltdown at the GLT meeting last night.
Gay Dude 2: Bob is very good at keeping it together, he is quite
the functioning homosexual.
his meltdown at the GLT meeting last night.
Gay Dude 2: Bob is very good at keeping it together, he is quite
the functioning homosexual.
by jsd9632 December 18, 2011
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