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A line in the Clint Eastwood movie High Plains Drifter.
The outlaw comes back to town to claim his girlfriend and get
even with the town for having to go to jail. When he learns his
girlfriend had a new bed partner during his absence he confronts her. She claims to have been true and crying for him.
He comes back with "Yeah you were crying, lieing in his bed humping and crying, humping and a crying."
The outlaw comes back to town to claim his girlfriend and get
even with the town for having to go to jail. When he learns his
girlfriend had a new bed partner during his absence he confronts her. She claims to have been true and crying for him.
He comes back with "Yeah you were crying, lieing in his bed humping and crying, humping and a crying."
Bob: "Dude I heard you've been banging Dave's girl while he's been gone!"
Sam: "Yeah she still misses him, she lays in my bed humping and crying."
Sam: "Yeah she still misses him, she lays in my bed humping and crying."
by jsd9632 December 31, 2012
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The Delta House members converted a 1960's Lincoln in to
a parade float shaped like a cake with the words "Eat Me"
written like frosting across the front.
A phrase often found on etch a sketchs in toy stores.
A greater insult than bite me.
The Delta House members converted a 1960's Lincoln in to
a parade float shaped like a cake with the words "Eat Me"
written like frosting across the front.
A phrase often found on etch a sketchs in toy stores.
A greater insult than bite me.
by jsd9632 September 27, 2012
Get the eat me mug.A closet homosexual male who had sex with females but will attempt to slip into her rectum pretending not to know he has done it.
An openly homosexual male who is always in search of an available butthole.
A pervert who loves the feel, taste and smell of a butthole.
A predator who rapes anally.
Ass fucker.
An openly homosexual male who is always in search of an available butthole.
A pervert who loves the feel, taste and smell of a butthole.
A predator who rapes anally.
Ass fucker.
by jsd9632 February 1, 2012
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ass up naked on the floor with a bloody rectum stinking of vasoline and cheap booze.
The past tense of a gay encounter where you were on the bottom.
A business deal gone badly.
A truck driver's constant condition.
A position of being totally screwed.
ass up naked on the floor with a bloody rectum stinking of vasoline and cheap booze.
The past tense of a gay encounter where you were on the bottom.
A business deal gone badly.
A truck driver's constant condition.
A position of being totally screwed.
by jsd9632 February 1, 2012
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Get the ass mugger mug.A declaration of a desire to have painful sex.
What sensitive people request when they wish to fall asleep crying into their pillow.
An utterance of dismay.
A cry for help.
A vulgar version of have sex with me till I cry.
What sensitive people request when they wish to fall asleep crying into their pillow.
An utterance of dismay.
A cry for help.
A vulgar version of have sex with me till I cry.
by jsd9632 February 4, 2012
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Same as the American up your ass, up yours, in your butt.
To tell someone to fuck off, get lost, go to hell.
Often accompanied by an upraised index and fore finger twisted together gesturing a upward thrusting motion.
Same as the American up your ass, up yours, in your butt.
To tell someone to fuck off, get lost, go to hell.
Often accompanied by an upraised index and fore finger twisted together gesturing a upward thrusting motion.
by jsd9632 February 6, 2012
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