jsd9632's definitions

even if

A phrase used by parents, bosses, supervisor or any person in a position of authority to all the stupid "what if" questions that are raised in a given situation.

Mom: "Put your toys away we are going to Grandma's."
Kid: "What I don't want to go?"
Mom: "We are going to Grandma's even if I have to drag you there."

by jsd9632 March 13, 2012

neck deep in sheep shit

To be in a situation that there is no way out of.
To no longer have any control over your own life.
To be totally surrounded by sheeple. (stupid people)

'I am totally neck deep in sheep shit over this baby thing
I never should banged that silly bitch!"

by jsd9632 January 6, 2012

riding the chocolate pony

A white person having sex with a black male.
A white porn actress going bi-racial reverse cowgirl style.
Living on an laxative diet.

My favorite porn actress just went super slut and is anally riding the chocolate pony.

by jsd9632 March 7, 2012

those cocksuckers

A response to someone expressing disappointment in someone else.
A generalization of a group of people.

Bob: "They kicked me out of the gay men's chorus."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Mary: "Everyone at work hates me."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Sam: "My family wants to send me to rehab."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Sally: "I got ambushed by Jehova's Witnesses."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"

by jsd9632 March 3, 2012

crying shame

A sarcastic response given to others when informed of a trajedy to persons that you have no connection to.

Chick: "Hey, did you hear? A train derailed killing lots of people in India."
Dude: "Really, tell me more."
Chick: "Well, the news said some people survived."
Dude: "Crying shame."

by jsd9632 December 30, 2012

pud pounder

A masterbater.
Someone with no control over their desire to jack off.
A guy with a high desire to ejaculate.
A male who would rather jack off then go meet women for possible sex.

Boss: "Where's Jeffery?"
Worker: " You mean jism jacking Jeff? He stayed home to jack off today, the fucking pud pounder."

by jsd9632 January 7, 2012

Lambe

Is Spanish for lick or to lick. Generally used as a derogatory description of a boot or ass licker.

A company man.
A student who brown noses the teacher.
A dick licker.
A butt licker.

You want a promotion? Go Lambe the boss for a while, you'll get it.

by jsd9632 October 15, 2011