js's definitions

actor

An, unrealistic, vain, and self-important person pursuing a career where he or she has a more than a 99.9999% chance of failure and less than a .0001% chance of getting rich and famous. Most often simply employed as a server at a restaurant.

Joe-Bob moved to LA to follow his dream of being an actor.

by JS January 17, 2004

HNIC

Hockey Night In Canada.

Hockey Night In Canada's on!

by js October 22, 2003

appropriate

HAWT...as in off the hook bodacious, utterly bootylicious. A frickin walking hardon. Like... oh my god, i think i wet myself, because that is so frickin hawt!!!

how "appropriate" is that swim suit?

by JS March 19, 2005

confirming with the president

having a wank, using just the one hand

i decided to confirm with the president after finding this picture of your mother

by Js May 13, 2005

Fernet

Fernet-Branca liquer. An alcoholic drink with a cult-like following in some urban locales. Fomulated as a patent medicine in the 1800's, some claim it is like absinthe, but it is really just an after-dinner bitters liquer with the extra punch of a variety of 40+ secret herbs including some that are known to have psychological effects such as Saffron, Ginseng and St. John's Wort. It does seem to have some effect beyond just being alcohol but it's nowhere near as psychedelic or narcotic as it is rumored to be. Some people also consider it to be a great hangover cure.

I housesat for this guy in Hollywood and he had a case of Fernet in his liquor closet.

by JS January 16, 2004

stevie nicks

Stevie Nicks is a (now) legendary rock singer known for her "witchy" image and persona. Her songs are usually dark, with cryptic, yet personal, lyrics. She is a solo artist as well as a vital member of rock band Fleetwood Mac. She is very talented and is heard to be a very warm and sweet woman. Plus, she is friggin' gorgeous!

"Look, she is playing that tambourine like Stevie Nicks!"

"I'm wearing my Stevie Nicks outfit."

by JS May 30, 2004

west county snob

Any people residing in the west county area of St. Louis, MO including Clayton, Ladue, Frontenac, Creve Coeur, Town & Country, Chesterfield, and Des Peres. These people genuinely believe that they are smarter, better looking, more funny, and all around better then everyone else on the face of the earth. They are all also very preppy. Everyone that lives further west and south west of Chesterfield Valley, are all (everyone) red neck and white trash and it is the truth. "you can take the man out of south, but you cant take the south out of the man."

look at dem west county snobs rollin round in they Ranges 'n Escalades.

by JS April 6, 2005