jrpgkin's definitions

A big yolk

This is who "Egg," of Denny's "Grand Slams," doesn't want to be.

"Egg," of Denny's "Grand Slams," tells "Bold Coffee," that she isn't just a big yolk. There's more to her, that he recognizes. "Pancake" says "Egg's white." This is a joke on "Egg's" right, and egg white. My Denny's joke. I love this place!

by jrpgkin August 23, 2022

Cuntdai

A prostitute's favorite car. My joke on. Hyundai.

Porn stars love driving Cuntdais.

by jrpgkin July 20, 2022

Doodoopaper

A news paper, which has the same lies, and hate, as a supermarket tabloid, just thicker, and more expensive. Both are BS.

Why buy a doodoopaper, when a supermarket tabloid, has the same content, just cheaper?

by jrpgkin July 20, 2022

The Dark Slide

This is Star Wars' Emperor Palaptine's favorite breakdance move!

Emperor Palaptine, danced "The Dark Slide," when he found out Boba Fett captured Han Solo, of The Rebel Alliance! Unfortunately, the emperor's joy, will be short-lived, since Leia eventually rescues Han Solo.

by jrpgkin May 9, 2022

Dea Immaculate Christe

I think this is Latin, for "Immaculate Savior Goddess." This is the sacred title, of Inspector Gadget's niece, known as Sophie/Penny Ruth. The Ruth shall set you free! The word, "Dea Immaculate Christe," is a joke on DiC, which made the original Inspector Gadget.

Following the collapse of the Sabantinian Empire, there's now two groups, claiming to be its rightful successors, the Waltdisneyans, in the US, and the Wildbrainians, in Canada. Both say Dea Immaculate Christe, to praise Sophie/Penny Ruth , of Inspector Gadget. Wildbrain made Inspector Gadget 2.0, and Disney is making "Inspector Gadget 3: Revenge of Dr. Claw." Unfortunately, I don't think there is a way, to make Disney, and Wildbrain, friends, so they can make a live-action Inspector Gadget TV Series! Save us, Goddess Sophia Penelope Ruth!

by jrpgkin May 14, 2022

Animeism

Anime Goddess, on this site, says Animeism is the official religion os Anime fans. I call it the belief that everything in the world, has immortal anime soul, even inanimate objects. It's my joke, of animism, the belief that everything in the world, has souls.

I am an Animeist, as I believe I have a soul of an Anime character. Therefore I follow Animeism.

by jrpgkin August 23, 2022

Parasympathy and Paraempathy.

Parasympathy, is when you feel sorry for a person, because someone already feels sorry for this person. Also known as indirect sympathy. Paraempathy, is when you have the same feelings as someone else, because another person has empathy for this person. Also known as indirect empathy. These are jokes on the parasympathetic nervous system, of neurology.

When a female, and male, brain surgeon, a married couple, accidentally kill their pet neuron, their medical friends, give them a postcard, for their deepest parasympathy, for their loss! A joke! Other doctor friends, give paraempathy cards, as they also killed off their pet neurons. However, the medical profession, respect the brain surgeon couple's autonomy! A joke on the autonomic nervous system. This is parasympathy and paraempathy.

by jrpgkin April 12, 2022