jrpgkin's definitions

Doodoopaper

A news paper, which has the same lies, and hate, as a supermarket tabloid, just thicker, and more expensive. Both are BS.

Why buy a doodoopaper, when a supermarket tabloid, has the same content, just cheaper?

by jrpgkin July 20, 2022

Cuntdai

A prostitute's favorite car. My joke on. Hyundai.

Porn stars love driving Cuntdais.

by jrpgkin July 20, 2022

A big yolk

This is who "Egg," of Denny's "Grand Slams," doesn't want to be.

"Egg," of Denny's "Grand Slams," tells "Bold Coffee," that she isn't just a big yolk. There's more to her, that he recognizes. "Pancake" says "Egg's white." This is a joke on "Egg's" right, and egg white. My Denny's joke. I love this place!

by jrpgkin August 23, 2022

Parasympathy and Paraempathy.

Parasympathy, is when you feel sorry for a person, because someone already feels sorry for this person. Also known as indirect sympathy. Paraempathy, is when you have the same feelings as someone else, because another person has empathy for this person. Also known as indirect empathy. These are jokes on the parasympathetic nervous system, of neurology.

When a female, and male, brain surgeon, a married couple, accidentally kill their pet neuron, their medical friends, give them a postcard, for their deepest parasympathy, for their loss! A joke! Other doctor friends, give paraempathy cards, as they also killed off their pet neurons. However, the medical profession, respect the brain surgeon couple's autonomy! A joke on the autonomic nervous system. This is parasympathy and paraempathy.

by jrpgkin April 12, 2022

Gaymconsol

Gaymconsol, is the gaming version, of 1984's Ingsoc. The video game consoles, enslave people, but people love being controlled by video game conglomerates, which control the gamer's hardware, software, and own their information.

Gaymconsol is the new Big Brother! Big Brother Mario is watching you! Buy computers instead!

by jrpgkin July 20, 2022

(Darth) Vader Nation

(Darth) Vader Nation, are fans of Star Wars' infamous villain, who went to "The Dark Side!"

Star Wars fans, who love its villains, are part of the (Darth) Vader Nation! A joke on Raider Nation!

by jrpgkin May 9, 2022

Dea Immaculate Christe

I think this is Latin, for "Immaculate Savior Goddess." This is the sacred title, of Inspector Gadget's niece, known as Sophie/Penny Ruth. The Ruth shall set you free! The word, "Dea Immaculate Christe," is a joke on DiC, which made the original Inspector Gadget.

Following the collapse of the Sabantinian Empire, there's now two groups, claiming to be its rightful successors, the Waltdisneyans, in the US, and the Wildbrainians, in Canada. Both say Dea Immaculate Christe, to praise Sophie/Penny Ruth , of Inspector Gadget. Wildbrain made Inspector Gadget 2.0, and Disney is making "Inspector Gadget 3: Revenge of Dr. Claw." Unfortunately, I don't think there is a way, to make Disney, and Wildbrain, friends, so they can make a live-action Inspector Gadget TV Series! Save us, Goddess Sophia Penelope Ruth!

by jrpgkin May 14, 2022