jrh5356's definitions

seven mary three

1)Noun, A popular band in the late nineties who took the idea for the band's name from the popular 70's series "CHIPS", as 7Mary3&4 were John and Ponch's call letters as motorcycle highway patrol officers in southern california.

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by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

wpod

1) A term coined in the 80's, by a rock band (The Tubes), referring to themselves all the White Punks On Dope that made up their audience.

Generation Xers, or children raised in or around those parents involved in the drug culture. Adolecent teens trying drugs for different reasons and going to The Tubes concerts.

by jrh5356 April 19, 2005

manchowder

1) The semenal ejaculate out of the male human penis, varying in consistancy from a)chew before swallowing to b)slimey like snot, and all stages in between. Said to have it's taste affected by the male's diet.

Stan, your manchowder is tasting a little too much like garlic.

by jrh5356 April 22, 2005

recreational pharmacist

1) An experienced and establshed distributor of controlled substances, not to be confused with a pusher, they have a more mature clientel that realize the importance of discretion, and difficulty in replacing a righteous connection.
2) A drug dealer

Never sell to children, or within 1000 feet of any school, and never sell to strangers.

by jrh5356 April 19, 2005

booger bar

1)n.A term used in Oklahoma to refer to a bar that has exotic or topless dancers, in which booger refers to the vagina

Let's go get drunk down at the booger bar.

by jrh5356 April 14, 2005

paper hanger

1)Those annoying people who walk up to your door, driving the dog crazy and making you think someone's there, only to hang some advert on your door and leave.

Look, the paper hangers trashed your door again.

by jrh5356 April 24, 2005

life

1) Life is a vacation from whatever it is that we were doing before we got here, which must've been extremely boring and is therefore unknown to us.
We may not have even had a physical form before life here, and the five senses are a bonus along with emotion and time. You still have to supply any and all of your own needs and will develope many vices while experiencing your vacation, and may return to work at any time you feel like punching out. Just remember that you never know when you'll get another vacation.

If you go to an amusement park, you owe it to yourself to try all of the rides at least once, so you know what you don't like.

by jrh5356 April 20, 2005