jrh5356's definitions

wpod

1) A term coined in the 80's, by a rock band (The Tubes), referring to themselves all the White Punks On Dope that made up their audience.

Generation Xers, or children raised in or around those parents involved in the drug culture. Adolecent teens trying drugs for different reasons and going to The Tubes concerts.

by jrh5356 April 19, 2005

seven mary three

1)Noun, A popular band in the late nineties who took the idea for the band's name from the popular 70's series "CHIPS", as 7Mary3&4 were John and Ponch's call letters as motorcycle highway patrol officers in southern california.

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by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

ankle

1)adj.- The insulting term used to indicate the lowest of femalelife forms, usually human, inferring that she is two feet lower than a cunt, or at ankle level.

My cunt of a girlfriend has sunken lower than an ankle.

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

stupidity

1) It is one of nature's many genetic filtration methods, along with bravery, curiosity, carelessness, as well as bad luck, and fate. The human species is better off when the filters clean out the carrier before the gene can be passed on to another generation.
2) The most abundant element in the known universe, followed by carbon.
3) A condition most deny having until witnessed demonstrating the affliction in view of others,

That sunami off Indonesia was God's way of emptying the trash, even the animals were smart enough to head for higher ground, but look how many stupidity gene donors were wiped out.

by jrh5356 April 16, 2005

glom

1) A needy emotional person, usually estranged from their familiar pairing for what ever reason, yet trying with embarrassing futility to remain attached to that soon to be ex partner, resulting in any of a variety of conclusions.

She's so sickening to watch glom all over him.

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles

1)An obvious combination of three seperate sexually perverse maneuvers, being:
1.The Dirty Sanchez 2.A Strawberry Short Cake, and 3.The Abe Lincoln.
2) About as low as a man can be in his mistreatment of a woman at their most vulnerable moment.

see also- Dirty sanchez, strawberry short cake and Abe Lincol

by jrh5356 April 22, 2005

sprank

1) Sprank is what guys who distribute methamphetamine tell their clientelle they will get if they will perform felatio on him until he ejaculates his sperm/crank mixture.
2) The combination of crank and sperm.

Bitch, I'm telling you that my sprank will wire you up.

by jrh5356 April 23, 2005