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glom

1) A needy emotional person, usually estranged from their familiar pairing for what ever reason, yet trying with embarrassing futility to remain attached to that soon to be ex partner, resulting in any of a variety of conclusions.
She's so sickening to watch glom all over him.
by jrh5356 April 15, 2005
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ORPHAN

1) An acronymn referring to those people who sit at highway off ramps and ask for spare change, but won't really work for food. It stands for -
Off Ramp Pan Handling's A Nuisance
Watch me make that ORPHAN jump.
by jrh5356 April 23, 2005
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eternity

1) Any time spent waiting for any desired object, or time wasted wishing or hoping to attain the same.

2) The time span that occurs between the male human achieving his orgasm and the time that the woman leaves.

3) The time spent waiting for sex while you're getting your AIDs test results.
Wait and see are the words usually preceeding an eternity.
by jrh5356 April 22, 2005
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pugknucker pole

1) Used in strip clubs on stage by the dancers, extending from ceiling to floor and firmly mounted, it is used to spin on by the dancers, rubbing the pugknucker or clitoris in the process and causing erotic stimuli for dancer and audience alike.
I sure wouldn't mind a sniff of that pugknucker pole at the booger bar.
by jrh5356 April 14, 2005
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outside

1) Opposite of inside. Exterior of a container of any description having an inside.
2) Someplace not to color when using crayons, with "the lines"
3) Someplace to think concerning a box.
4) Where most people are kept when cocerning "the loop".
1)If you're going to wrestle, go outside!
2)Don't color outside the lines Molly.
3)C'mon Johnson, try thinking outside the box.
4) I am kept outside the loop of management.
by jrh5356 April 22, 2005
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sprank

1) Sprank is what guys who distribute methamphetamine tell their clientelle they will get if they will perform felatio on him until he ejaculates his sperm/crank mixture.
2) The combination of crank and sperm.
Bitch, I'm telling you that my sprank will wire you up.
by jrh5356 April 23, 2005
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dazed glonut

1) In the methamphetamine culture it is any of the female sex who would stay spun for longer than they were really capable of, coherently anyway, and they would begin allowing their imaginations to take over for common sense. Examples would include watching out of windows for the invisible people outside, suddenly thinking everyone else around them are making inside jokes about whatever guilt they have in themselves, or just tweaking too hard.
Most females and many males shouldn't be permitted to stay awake for more than 24 hours at a time.
by jrh5356 April 19, 2005
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