jrh5356's definitions

stupidity

1) It is one of nature's many genetic filtration methods, along with bravery, curiosity, carelessness, as well as bad luck, and fate. The human species is better off when the filters clean out the carrier before the gene can be passed on to another generation.
2) The most abundant element in the known universe, followed by carbon.
3) A condition most deny having until witnessed demonstrating the affliction in view of others,

That sunami off Indonesia was God's way of emptying the trash, even the animals were smart enough to head for higher ground, but look how many stupidity gene donors were wiped out.

by jrh5356 April 16, 2005

eternity

1) Any time spent waiting for any desired object, or time wasted wishing or hoping to attain the same.

2) The time span that occurs between the male human achieving his orgasm and the time that the woman leaves.

3) The time spent waiting for sex while you're getting your AIDs test results.

Wait and see are the words usually preceeding an eternity.

by jrh5356 April 22, 2005

ORPHAN

1) An acronymn referring to those people who sit at highway off ramps and ask for spare change, but won't really work for food. It stands for -
Off Ramp Pan Handling's A Nuisance

Watch me make that ORPHAN jump.

by jrh5356 April 23, 2005

pugknucker pole

1) Used in strip clubs on stage by the dancers, extending from ceiling to floor and firmly mounted, it is used to spin on by the dancers, rubbing the pugknucker or clitoris in the process and causing erotic stimuli for dancer and audience alike.

I sure wouldn't mind a sniff of that pugknucker pole at the booger bar.

by jrh5356 April 14, 2005

ankle

1)adj.- The insulting term used to indicate the lowest of femalelife forms, usually human, inferring that she is two feet lower than a cunt, or at ankle level.

My cunt of a girlfriend has sunken lower than an ankle.

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

booger bar

1)n.A term used in Oklahoma to refer to a bar that has exotic or topless dancers, in which booger refers to the vagina

Let's go get drunk down at the booger bar.

by jrh5356 April 14, 2005

seven mary three

1)Noun, A popular band in the late nineties who took the idea for the band's name from the popular 70's series "CHIPS", as 7Mary3&4 were John and Ponch's call letters as motorcycle highway patrol officers in southern california.

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by jrh5356 April 15, 2005