jrh5356's definitions

ORPHAN

1) An acronymn referring to those people who sit at highway off ramps and ask for spare change, but won't really work for food. It stands for -
Off Ramp Pan Handling's A Nuisance

Watch me make that ORPHAN jump.

by jrh5356 April 23, 2005

eternity

1) Any time spent waiting for any desired object, or time wasted wishing or hoping to attain the same.

2) The time span that occurs between the male human achieving his orgasm and the time that the woman leaves.

3) The time spent waiting for sex while you're getting your AIDs test results.

Wait and see are the words usually preceeding an eternity.

by jrh5356 April 22, 2005

manchowder

1) The semenal ejaculate out of the male human penis, varying in consistancy from a)chew before swallowing to b)slimey like snot, and all stages in between. Said to have it's taste affected by the male's diet.

Stan, your manchowder is tasting a little too much like garlic.

by jrh5356 April 22, 2005

420

1) It was mistakenly reported that there were 420 atoms in one molecule of the tetrahydrocannabinol, and later found to be incorrect, but not until the drug culture had adopted the number as a code for marijuana.


source - High Times magazine

Hey it's 4:19, you got a minute?

by jrh5356 April 18, 2005

wpod

1) A term coined in the 80's, by a rock band (The Tubes), referring to themselves all the White Punks On Dope that made up their audience.

Generation Xers, or children raised in or around those parents involved in the drug culture. Adolecent teens trying drugs for different reasons and going to The Tubes concerts.

by jrh5356 April 19, 2005

recreational pharmaceutical

1) Any illegal or controlled substance, prescription or manufactured, bought for the purpose of altering ones mood, or reality, at great risk of personal health and freedom.

methamphetamine, cocaine, marijuana, extasy, LSD, and the list goes on.

by jrh5356 April 18, 2005

homeland security

1) A strategic move on the part of the United States Government made to take away the rights guaranteed by the US Constitution and the Bill of Rights, and brought about by the 9-11 terrorist act, and the first step toward globalization of the planet resulting in the new world order, and a perpetual state of martial law in the new millennium.

see also- fucked, conspiracy, GW Bush, forced labor

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005