jrh5356's definitions

US Constitution

1) An obsolete document printed in the 1700's on hemp paper, establishing a new democracy and forming the basis for our current government. Well written piece but the Homeland Security Act has rendered it ineffective for protecting US citizens from illegal searches and seizures by our own police and military, under the guise of terrorist hunting.

Your property may be entered, searched and items removed without a warrant to do so, no notice the authorities were there or any written inventory of any items they may have taken.

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

pugknucker pole

1) Used in strip clubs on stage by the dancers, extending from ceiling to floor and firmly mounted, it is used to spin on by the dancers, rubbing the pugknucker or clitoris in the process and causing erotic stimuli for dancer and audience alike.

I sure wouldn't mind a sniff of that pugknucker pole at the booger bar.

by jrh5356 April 14, 2005

ORPHAN

1) An acronymn referring to those people who sit at highway off ramps and ask for spare change, but won't really work for food. It stands for -
Off Ramp Pan Handling's A Nuisance

Watch me make that ORPHAN jump.

by jrh5356 April 23, 2005

eternity

1) Any time spent waiting for any desired object, or time wasted wishing or hoping to attain the same.

2) The time span that occurs between the male human achieving his orgasm and the time that the woman leaves.

3) The time spent waiting for sex while you're getting your AIDs test results.

Wait and see are the words usually preceeding an eternity.

by jrh5356 April 22, 2005

booger bar

1)n.A term used in Oklahoma to refer to a bar that has exotic or topless dancers, in which booger refers to the vagina

Let's go get drunk down at the booger bar.

by jrh5356 April 14, 2005

manchowder

1) The semenal ejaculate out of the male human penis, varying in consistancy from a)chew before swallowing to b)slimey like snot, and all stages in between. Said to have it's taste affected by the male's diet.

Stan, your manchowder is tasting a little too much like garlic.

by jrh5356 April 22, 2005

sprank

1) Sprank is what guys who distribute methamphetamine tell their clientelle they will get if they will perform felatio on him until he ejaculates his sperm/crank mixture.
2) The combination of crank and sperm.

Bitch, I'm telling you that my sprank will wire you up.

by jrh5356 April 23, 2005