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ORPHAN

1) An acronymn referring to those people who sit at highway off ramps and ask for spare change, but won't really work for food. It stands for -
Off Ramp Pan Handling's A Nuisance
Watch me make that ORPHAN jump.
by jrh5356 April 23, 2005
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pugknucker pole

1) Used in strip clubs on stage by the dancers, extending from ceiling to floor and firmly mounted, it is used to spin on by the dancers, rubbing the pugknucker or clitoris in the process and causing erotic stimuli for dancer and audience alike.
I sure wouldn't mind a sniff of that pugknucker pole at the booger bar.
by jrh5356 April 14, 2005
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outside

1) Opposite of inside. Exterior of a container of any description having an inside.
2) Someplace not to color when using crayons, with "the lines"
3) Someplace to think concerning a box.
4) Where most people are kept when cocerning "the loop".
1)If you're going to wrestle, go outside!
2)Don't color outside the lines Molly.
3)C'mon Johnson, try thinking outside the box.
4) I am kept outside the loop of management.
by jrh5356 April 22, 2005
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booger

1) The substance removed from one's nose, usually with the pinky finger, and flicked, wiped on something, or eaten by the less civilized and young.
2) To cause a flaw in something.
3) Used to refer to the vagina, or sex with a woman, in some southern U.S. States.
4) A term used when referring to a child's foolishness or immaturity.
1. Who just flicked this booger on me.
2. I just boogered the threads on this bolt.
3. Let's go on down to the booger bar tonight.
4. Those little boogers just egged my house and T.P.'d my trees.
by jrh5356 April 24, 2005
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%s

1)In typing and typeset the symbol in question is the percent sign and when followed by lower case s, as if attached, indicates that it represents multiple percents
$s divided hours equals what %s?
by jrh5356 April 15, 2005
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glom

1) A needy emotional person, usually estranged from their familiar pairing for what ever reason, yet trying with embarrassing futility to remain attached to that soon to be ex partner, resulting in any of a variety of conclusions.
She's so sickening to watch glom all over him.
by jrh5356 April 15, 2005
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female

1)n.- The opposite of male in any species on earth, usually the reproductive member of the species, except in seahorses, coming in a variety of classes from cherished partner to ankle.
2)n.- The only match to the male human that constitutes a heterosexual relationship,
Women, can't live with them, can't have a heterosexual relationship without them.
by jrh5356 April 15, 2005
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