manchowder

1) The semenal ejaculate out of the male human penis, varying in consistancy from a)chew before swallowing to b)slimey like snot, and all stages in between. Said to have it's taste affected by the male's diet.

Stan, your manchowder is tasting a little too much like garlic.

by jrh5356 April 23, 2005

life

1) Life is a vacation from whatever it is that we were doing before we got here, which must've been extremely boring and is therefore unknown to us.
We may not have even had a physical form before life here, and the five senses are a bonus along with emotion and time. You still have to supply any and all of your own needs and will develope many vices while experiencing your vacation, and may return to work at any time you feel like punching out. Just remember that you never know when you'll get another vacation.

If you go to an amusement park, you owe it to yourself to try all of the rides at least once, so you know what you don't like.

by jrh5356 April 21, 2005

YUPPIES

1) An out dated acronymn used in the 80's and early 90's that meant: Yes Under Peer Pressure I Eat Shit. It indicated that there were brown nosers on the way up the chain of seniority in a corporation career

Yuppies brown nose their way up the corporate ladder.

by jrh5356 April 20, 2005

octaplegic

A pair of conjoined twins who both suffer from paralysis of all four of their limbs, leaving them as octaplegic as a medical condition.

Let's go to the freak show, I heard there's an octaplegic on display.

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

seven mary three

1)Noun, A popular band in the late nineties who took the idea for the band's name from the popular 70's series "CHIPS", as 7Mary3&4 were John and Ponch's call letters as motorcycle highway patrol officers in southern california.

none available for print

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

BFYM

1) A national organization of massaginists who use this acronymn to insult society with an inside joke known only to other members. The letters stand for:
Butt Fuck Your Mother

Secret group of male members who think everyone should, can or will BFYM.

by jrh5356 April 19, 2005

ITCOB

1) Infamous initiation ritual for gang members to pass in which they are to retrieve confectionary treats from infants, with total disregard for anyone watching. It stands for -
I Take Candy Off Babies

Is one really needed?

by jrh5356 April 19, 2005