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donkey punch

1) While engaged in the act of copulation in the canine position or doggy style, and the male (or female with a strap on dildo)in the rear position senses that their partner (what ever their sex) is achieving a climax, the rear partner will strike, with less than lethal force, the back of the head of the partner in front, giving added intensity of the mind boggling climax, and usually ending an other wise dangerous relationship.
I heard he caused his divorce by Donkey Punching his ol' lady.
by jrh5356 April 15, 2005
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pack rat

1) A nick name given to those who find the insertion of small rodents into the lower colon via the anal sphincter to be sexually stimulating.(see Richard Gere)
2) A person who can not throw away anything that, in their mind has value of any kind, and so begin meticulously filing away, in the style of the pack rat found in nature.
3) A species of rodent
1) Richard Gere was reported to have had a gerbil inserted up his ass, making him a different kind of pack rat.
2)Everyone knows a person who can't throw junk away, they're pack rats.
by jrh5356 April 24, 2005
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Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles

1)An obvious combination of three seperate sexually perverse maneuvers, being:
1.The Dirty Sanchez 2.A Strawberry Short Cake, and 3.The Abe Lincoln.
2) About as low as a man can be in his mistreatment of a woman at their most vulnerable moment.
by jrh5356 April 22, 2005
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outside

1) Opposite of inside. Exterior of a container of any description having an inside.
2) Someplace not to color when using crayons, with "the lines"
3) Someplace to think concerning a box.
4) Where most people are kept when cocerning "the loop".
1)If you're going to wrestle, go outside!
2)Don't color outside the lines Molly.
3)C'mon Johnson, try thinking outside the box.
4) I am kept outside the loop of management.
by jrh5356 April 22, 2005
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glom

1) A needy emotional person, usually estranged from their familiar pairing for what ever reason, yet trying with embarrassing futility to remain attached to that soon to be ex partner, resulting in any of a variety of conclusions.
She's so sickening to watch glom all over him.
by jrh5356 April 15, 2005
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boob tube

1) American slang (circa 1980) for the television, and serving as a bargaining tool by parents in disciplining their children, who referred to the time wasted watching it, and lowering their IQ too, hence "boob tube"
Turn that boob tube off and do your homework!
by jrh5356 April 19, 2005
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9-11

1) The day that the United States government finally topped the Kennedy assasination in scale of lies it has the ability to sell to it's own citizens, in order to get funding and backing for a war we didn't need against a people who did nothing to merit the invasion in the first place.
by jrh5356 April 15, 2005
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