jrh5356's definitions
1) It is one of nature's many genetic filtration methods, along with bravery, curiosity, carelessness, as well as bad luck, and fate. The human species is better off when the filters clean out the carrier before the gene can be passed on to another generation.
2) The most abundant element in the known universe, followed by carbon.
3) A condition most deny having until witnessed demonstrating the affliction in view of others,
2) The most abundant element in the known universe, followed by carbon.
3) A condition most deny having until witnessed demonstrating the affliction in view of others,
That sunami off Indonesia was God's way of emptying the trash, even the animals were smart enough to head for higher ground, but look how many stupidity gene donors were wiped out.
by jrh5356 April 16, 2005
Get the stupiditymug. 1) Life is a vacation from whatever it is that we were doing before we got here, which must've been extremely boring and is therefore unknown to us.
We may not have even had a physical form before life here, and the five senses are a bonus along with emotion and time. You still have to supply any and all of your own needs and will develope many vices while experiencing your vacation, and may return to work at any time you feel like punching out. Just remember that you never know when you'll get another vacation.
We may not have even had a physical form before life here, and the five senses are a bonus along with emotion and time. You still have to supply any and all of your own needs and will develope many vices while experiencing your vacation, and may return to work at any time you feel like punching out. Just remember that you never know when you'll get another vacation.
If you go to an amusement park, you owe it to yourself to try all of the rides at least once, so you know what you don't like.
by jrh5356 April 20, 2005
Get the lifemug. 1) An online chat room representation of a cock and balls, as if requesting someone notice them for their maturity.
by jrh5356 April 20, 2005
Get the UU=====Dmug. 1) To be wasted on any number of controlled substances, and realizing you've probably had more than enough and had better lay down before you fall down.
We've smoked ourselves stizzed.
by jrh5356 April 19, 2005
Get the stizzedmug. 1) A nick name given to those who find the insertion of small rodents into the lower colon via the anal sphincter to be sexually stimulating.(see Richard Gere)
2) A person who can not throw away anything that, in their mind has value of any kind, and so begin meticulously filing away, in the style of the pack rat found in nature.
3) A species of rodent
2) A person who can not throw away anything that, in their mind has value of any kind, and so begin meticulously filing away, in the style of the pack rat found in nature.
3) A species of rodent
1) Richard Gere was reported to have had a gerbil inserted up his ass, making him a different kind of pack rat.
2)Everyone knows a person who can't throw junk away, they're pack rats.
2)Everyone knows a person who can't throw junk away, they're pack rats.
by jrh5356 April 24, 2005
Get the pack ratmug. 1) While engaged in the act of copulation in the canine position or doggy style, and the male (or female with a strap on dildo)in the rear position senses that their partner (what ever their sex) is achieving a climax, the rear partner will strike, with less than lethal force, the back of the head of the partner in front, giving added intensity of the mind boggling climax, and usually ending an other wise dangerous relationship.
by jrh5356 April 15, 2005
Get the donkey punchmug. 1) American slang (circa 1980) for the television, and serving as a bargaining tool by parents in disciplining their children, who referred to the time wasted watching it, and lowering their IQ too, hence "boob tube"
by jrh5356 April 19, 2005
Get the boob tubemug.