jrh5356's definitions

pugknucker pole

1) Used in strip clubs on stage by the dancers, extending from ceiling to floor and firmly mounted, it is used to spin on by the dancers, rubbing the pugknucker or clitoris in the process and causing erotic stimuli for dancer and audience alike.

I sure wouldn't mind a sniff of that pugknucker pole at the booger bar.

by jrh5356 April 14, 2005

eternity

1) Any time spent waiting for any desired object, or time wasted wishing or hoping to attain the same.

2) The time span that occurs between the male human achieving his orgasm and the time that the woman leaves.

3) The time spent waiting for sex while you're getting your AIDs test results.

Wait and see are the words usually preceeding an eternity.

by jrh5356 April 22, 2005

ORPHAN

1) An acronymn referring to those people who sit at highway off ramps and ask for spare change, but won't really work for food. It stands for -
Off Ramp Pan Handling's A Nuisance

Watch me make that ORPHAN jump.

by jrh5356 April 23, 2005

outside

1) Opposite of inside. Exterior of a container of any description having an inside.
2) Someplace not to color when using crayons, with "the lines"
3) Someplace to think concerning a box.
4) Where most people are kept when cocerning "the loop".

1)If you're going to wrestle, go outside!
2)Don't color outside the lines Molly.
3)C'mon Johnson, try thinking outside the box.
4) I am kept outside the loop of management.

by jrh5356 April 22, 2005

stupidity

1) It is one of nature's many genetic filtration methods, along with bravery, curiosity, carelessness, as well as bad luck, and fate. The human species is better off when the filters clean out the carrier before the gene can be passed on to another generation.
2) The most abundant element in the known universe, followed by carbon.
3) A condition most deny having until witnessed demonstrating the affliction in view of others,

That sunami off Indonesia was God's way of emptying the trash, even the animals were smart enough to head for higher ground, but look how many stupidity gene donors were wiped out.

by jrh5356 April 16, 2005

god's gift

1)adj- A term used to describe a person who is conceited beyond belief and who thinks that whoever they show an interest in should be flattered to the point of drooling on themselves in appreciation of their attention.
2) Stuck up, conceited, vane.

Johnny thinks he's God's gift to women, he's a legend in his own behind.

by jrh5356 April 24, 2005

donkey punch

1) While engaged in the act of copulation in the canine position or doggy style, and the male (or female with a strap on dildo)in the rear position senses that their partner (what ever their sex) is achieving a climax, the rear partner will strike, with less than lethal force, the back of the head of the partner in front, giving added intensity of the mind boggling climax, and usually ending an other wise dangerous relationship.

I heard he caused his divorce by Donkey Punching his ol' lady.

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005