jrh5356's definitions

god's gift

1)adj- A term used to describe a person who is conceited beyond belief and who thinks that whoever they show an interest in should be flattered to the point of drooling on themselves in appreciation of their attention.
2) Stuck up, conceited, vane.

Johnny thinks he's God's gift to women, he's a legend in his own behind.

by jrh5356 April 24, 2005

donkey punch

1) While engaged in the act of copulation in the canine position or doggy style, and the male (or female with a strap on dildo)in the rear position senses that their partner (what ever their sex) is achieving a climax, the rear partner will strike, with less than lethal force, the back of the head of the partner in front, giving added intensity of the mind boggling climax, and usually ending an other wise dangerous relationship.

I heard he caused his divorce by Donkey Punching his ol' lady.

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles

1)An obvious combination of three seperate sexually perverse maneuvers, being:
1.The Dirty Sanchez 2.A Strawberry Short Cake, and 3.The Abe Lincoln.
2) About as low as a man can be in his mistreatment of a woman at their most vulnerable moment.

see also- Dirty sanchez, strawberry short cake and Abe Lincol

by jrh5356 April 22, 2005

glom

1) A needy emotional person, usually estranged from their familiar pairing for what ever reason, yet trying with embarrassing futility to remain attached to that soon to be ex partner, resulting in any of a variety of conclusions.

She's so sickening to watch glom all over him.

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

homeland security

1) A strategic move on the part of the United States Government made to take away the rights guaranteed by the US Constitution and the Bill of Rights, and brought about by the 9-11 terrorist act, and the first step toward globalization of the planet resulting in the new world order, and a perpetual state of martial law in the new millennium.

see also- fucked, conspiracy, GW Bush, forced labor

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

recreational pharmaceutical

1) Any illegal or controlled substance, prescription or manufactured, bought for the purpose of altering ones mood, or reality, at great risk of personal health and freedom.

methamphetamine, cocaine, marijuana, extasy, LSD, and the list goes on.

by jrh5356 April 18, 2005

stupidity

1) It is one of nature's many genetic filtration methods, along with bravery, curiosity, carelessness, as well as bad luck, and fate. The human species is better off when the filters clean out the carrier before the gene can be passed on to another generation.
2) The most abundant element in the known universe, followed by carbon.
3) A condition most deny having until witnessed demonstrating the affliction in view of others,

That sunami off Indonesia was God's way of emptying the trash, even the animals were smart enough to head for higher ground, but look how many stupidity gene donors were wiped out.

by jrh5356 April 16, 2005