jr's definitions

femae

what vampires call a female woman

Mr. Reardon saw a hot looking femae in his bat cave.

by jr February 22, 2005

Texas

All them mofuckers say that texas is redneck and shit... fuck yall, yall dont no wat texas is like.we dont run round in dem cowboy boots. if u want rednecks go to louisiana or somewhere else cuz we aint no rednecks. we kick yo ass in texas. ever heard the frase "dont mess with Texas" thats cuz we tough in texas. im from dallas and dats the place to be cuz thas where all the shit goes down. Texas is by far the best state n the us.

Texas is by far the best state ever.

by jr January 6, 2005

ming village

Related to {ming} meaning a derogatory term used to describe an object/person/event which is deemed repulsive.

'Ewww custard on toast, thats ming village'

Did ya see that guy she snogged? He wer ming village'

by JR March 29, 2004

pedophilia

Sexuality toward prepubescent children.

Its the attraction not the act of sex.

by JR April 14, 2005

Fire In the Hole

the thing you say after receiving a drink from any fast food drive threw and throw it back through the window

"Thank you. FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!"

by jr November 10, 2003

cancer

An uncontrolled meiotic division of a useless cell.

Breast cancer, lung cancer, colon cancer, testicular cancer, stomach cancer, etc.

by jr April 9, 2004

Meganne R

Meganne R is funny, sweet, nice, and i cant get her out of my head. I still love her with all my heart, even after so long.

I Still love Meganne, even after this long

by JR January 20, 2005