jr's definitions

Plunger

when u shit in ur hand at night and stick it on ur friends face!

i gave caleb the nastiest plunger last night.

by jr November 10, 2003

Yngwie Malmsteen

Im sorry Edinburgh Warheart but infact he uses HARMONIC MINOR and not the phygian mode :P

he he he i can play at 300bpm!

by JR February 13, 2005

gay bash

To beat a person with a 3 foot rubber dildo. This is usually due to the inability to find a larger rubber dildo to flog the deserving offender with. While the person being beaten does not necessarily have to be homosexual, this beating is usually reserved for flaming homosexuals who feel the need to share their homosexuality with everyone around them.

1.I wish I could have five minutes alone with that guy to deliver the worst gay bashing of his life.

2.Gay Bash Day will be a national holiday before W. is out of office.

by jr August 18, 2006

Tanny Girls

1) an obsession with bronzer

"You need some tanny girls today because you look kinda pale"

by JR May 13, 2005

true love

When you drink a litre of coke before you go to bed just so you can lie awake all night thinking about her.

"It's true love, I stayed up all night on a caffeine high thinking about her."

by JR July 4, 2005

JR the man

coolest person in the world haha

I wish I could be just like JR someday

by JR February 26, 2005

Texas

All them mofuckers say that texas is redneck and shit... fuck yall, yall dont no wat texas is like.we dont run round in dem cowboy boots. if u want rednecks go to louisiana or somewhere else cuz we aint no rednecks. we kick yo ass in texas. ever heard the frase "dont mess with Texas" thats cuz we tough in texas. im from dallas and dats the place to be cuz thas where all the shit goes down. Texas is by far the best state n the us.

Texas is by far the best state ever.

by jr January 6, 2005