jpg3's definitions

sixpack butt attack

Inserting a thumb into someones anus while also putting the middle finger of the same hand into their vagina thereby resulting in being able to lift the person up and carrying them around like a sixpack.

Boozer the beer lover was thirsty for a brewski while fingering a horny honey but didn't want to ruin the mood so used the sixpack butt attack technique on her and went to the kitchen to got a cold one.

by jpg3 October 23, 2011

flourfatty

The act of rolling an overweight woman in flour so you can find the wet spot thereby locating a hole to have sex.

While watching a guy leave the bar with a very large woman a chick turned to her friend and exclaimed, " Oh wow, that dudes going to have to flourfatty, LOL "

by jpg3 July 20, 2010

gun or run

To have a gun and be able to use it if needed or to be unarmed and have to run and hope for the best.

When the home invaders started kicking in the door it became a gun or run scenario and the owners were glad they had invested in that Remington 870 shotgun.

by jpg3 November 8, 2011

sleeping beasty

A mean, nasty, loud, abominable individual thats best left undisturbed.

You may want sleeping beauty to wake up but you do not want to awaken sleeping beasty.

by jpg3 November 8, 2011

furry angels

Gods creatures that are sent to protect us. Aka; dogs, cats, etc.

I thank God for sending his furry angels into my life.

by jpg3 June 8, 2015

fastlanefuck

Anyone driving slow in the fastlane on a roadway. Someone that should drive in the slowlane.

It sucks to be in a hurry and getting stuck behind a fastlanefuck.

by jpg3 July 30, 2011

eighteen o'clock

The eighteen year anniversary that occurs precisely the moment of a persons birth.

At exactly 1:15 am a dad awoke his child and said, " Happy birthday. Its eighteen o'clock and starting right now your considered of legal age, whats your plans for the future ?"

by jpg3 September 21, 2011