jpg3's definitions

depender

Someone that takes an ink pen from somebody else and never returns it. The depender uses various techniques such as asking to borrow a pen then keeping it or helping themself to a pen that was left unattended. This results in the owner of the missing pen being left without one.

After searching on the desk, in the drawers and then under it, for their favorite writing instrument but not finding it, the individual realized they had once again fallen victim to the mysterious depender.

by jpg3 November 28, 2011

Liewish

The act of telling a lie while at the same time wishing it were true.

When asked if they got the promotion at work the individual responded with a liewish and said yes.

by jpg3 November 15, 2011

snowphobia

The dread or fear of snow.

As the first frosty fluffy flakes began to fall out of the sky everyone suffering from snowphobia hurried indoors

by jpg3 November 2, 2011

queenskank

A higher ranking skank. Term used affectionately amongst the gay society to identify a leading skank.

Upon arriving at the gay gala the individual was greeted by the comment of " Oh, look! The queenskank is here."

by jpg3 October 7, 2011

mistup

When an individual becomes very emotional and starts leaking saltwater from they're eyeholes.

Sometimes people mistup because the shit in life gets to deep.

by jpg3 January 8, 2012

abudanza

Italian word used to describe abundance.

Mama Mia yelled to everyone at the dinner table, " abudanza", eat, eat.

by jpg3 July 15, 2011

MASS-HOLES

What the resident's of Northern Maine call the people from Southern Maine, most of whom migrated from Massachussetts.

One Mainer says to another, " Those MASS-HOLES are everywhere !"

by jpg3 July 9, 2011