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millville-morons

A bunch of uneducated adults from the same gene pool that are all living in one crackerjack box in millville, n.j., AKA illville

When driving thru southjersey beware of them fucking millville-morons.

by jpg3 August 14, 2011

MAX LOUDER

MAX LOUDER is someone that has a bellowing voice. They sound like their yelling when talking.

During a party with music cranking and many people talking, everyone clearly heard MAX LOUDER.

by jpg3 February 9, 2014

unmotivateable

A situation where someone is not going to do anything at anytime for any reason despite numerous efforts of encouragement from others.

Repeat requests by both parents were ignored and their offspring remained unmotivateable.

by jpg3 October 31, 2011

recipe-rape

To take a perfectly good recipe and somehow screw it up.

The wannabe chef was fired due to all the recipe-rape going on in the kitchen.

by jpg3 November 29, 2011

cunt inlaw

Most guys that get married get a mother inlaw, but other less fortunate fella's get a cunt inlaw. No matter what these poor slobs do to appease the old bat its never good enough and the nosey bitch is always trying to break up a happy couple. Cunt inlaws problems most often stem from being jealous of their own daughters having a better marriage than they do.

One day an average Joe surprises his coworkers by actually going out with them for drinks after work. One of them ask him whats the occasion and the response is, "I called my sweety and found out the cunt inlaw stopped by for another unannounced visit."

by jpg3 October 6, 2010

trickytreat

Sex on halloween is a trickytreat while wearing a costume.

A couple lovers were at a halloween party and got horny so they ducked into a closet and gave each other a trickytreat.

by jpg3 October 30, 2011

abudanza

Italian word used to describe abundance.

Mama Mia yelled to everyone at the dinner table, " abudanza", eat, eat.

by jpg3 July 15, 2011