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A person who habitually puts off doing tasks usually having the end result of someone else doing the job.
During a semester of culinary arts in high school most of the class learned to despise the teachers pet because she was a chorecrastinator and they fucking hated having to clean up after her.
by jpg3 August 31, 2010
Get the chorecrastinator mug.This is the reply one should use when some idiot attempts to tell you how you should do something you already deal with on a regular basis and that they have never experianced and know nothing about.
Mr. Knowitall was once again getting on everyones nerves by telling them how they should complete the job when one individual shut him up by blurting out, "shaddafuckup".
by jpg3 May 11, 2011
Get the shaddafuckup mug.A stepasshole can be male or female and is the bad step-parent that gives the good step-parents a negative image. The majority of step-parents are doing their best and trying to make everything work out all around for everybody involved yet the opposite is true of the stepasshole whom only cares about the one, themself.
Two newly remarried moms with children from the previous spouses are comparing their new husbands. One mom says," This is working out far better than I could have imagined, the kids love him and he adores them."
The other moms reply is," Thats nice, lucky you. My lifes miserable, this jerks selfish, uncaring and I don't get any help from him in anything. He treats me and my kids like shit. He ain't no stepdad he's a stepasshole."
The other moms reply is," Thats nice, lucky you. My lifes miserable, this jerks selfish, uncaring and I don't get any help from him in anything. He treats me and my kids like shit. He ain't no stepdad he's a stepasshole."
by jpg3 October 23, 2010
Get the stepasshole mug.The type of adult male that has long overstayed his welcome at his parents house and is taken in by his granma, who mollycoddles him and treats him like a prince. He usually ends up living in granmas basement mooching off her.
A group of BFF's are guy watching at the mall, when one asks the others, " Who is that guy ?"
Another girl says, " Forget about that loser, he's a mommomsboy."
Another girl says, " Forget about that loser, he's a mommomsboy."
by jpg3 November 11, 2010
Get the mommomsboy mug.After using the restroom to relieve oneself this is a process of using an excessive amount of toilet paper and wrapping it around ones hand repeatedly so the end result resembles an oven mitt, usually performed by overweight persons having large rearends and requiring extra tissue paper than average sized individuals.
by jpg3 May 14, 2010
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