192 definitions by jpg3

recipe-rape

To take a perfectly good recipe and somehow screw it up.

The wannabe chef was fired due to all the recipe-rape going on in the kitchen.

by jpg3 November 30, 2011

step pop

This is a stand up guy thats been raising his wifes children born from a previous relationship. Step pop treats these kids like their his very own.

My step pop is fucking awesome.

by jpg3 January 26, 2011

scare spastics

Those individuals that end up being scared into pissing their pants.

Watch out you don't get pissed on while frightening them scare spastics.

by jpg3 November 8, 2011

heater meter

A thermostat that controls the heater in a building.

Summertime means not using the heater meter.

by jpg3 April 3, 2015

disbeliever

An individual that will never become a believer no matter how many facts or any amount of evidence that is placed in front of them.

There could be a yeti or bigfoot in a cage right in front of their eyes but a disbeliever would still try to explain it away.

by jpg3 October 30, 2011

troll-toll

The cost of using a bridge or highway while getting to your destination. Payments are enforced by ugly pig like creatures.

During their family vacation and going thru various states the Griswalds paid troll-toll after troll-toll.

by jpg3 November 3, 2013

slackattack

A condition that strikes a once helpfull individual and causes them to suddenly not want to do anything. The affliction often never improves and usually the victim becomes more lazy and will slack off beyond all hope.

Dad ( after work ); "Why aren't the leaves raked ?"
Mom (After cleaning house all day, paying bills, still washing last nights dishes and preparing dinner.); "Our houseguest had another slackattack."

by jpg3 November 28, 2011