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reverbfart

When a farts farted and it reverberates, brrrrrrrraaaaappp.

The moment of silence was broken when one individual let loose a reverbfart.

by jpg3 November 30, 2011

whorebaby

A whore will have sex with everyguy she can and sometimes gets pregnant, the unwanted baby ends up at a grandparents home, a foster house, the steps of a church or in a dumpster. Sometimes a baby or two is kept by the whore so she can get money from the state if the babydaddy don't pay.

The whore had sex with lots of guys, three of them were brothers. One whorebaby grew up calling grandma and grandpa mommy and daddy while the half sibling whorebaby grew up calling the whore mommy but poor whorebaby number three ended up in an abortion clinics waste dumpster.

by jpg3 December 5, 2011

groundhog dismay

Like in the movie Groundhog Day where you keep reliving the same day over and over except there isn't anything good about it and there is nothing but dismay.

I'm so depressed with this groundhog dismay crap, same old bullshit over and over again and again.

by jpg3 January 2, 2012

stepasshole

A stepasshole can be male or female and is the bad step-parent that gives the good step-parents a negative image. The majority of step-parents are doing their best and trying to make everything work out all around for everybody involved yet the opposite is true of the stepasshole whom only cares about the one, themself.

Two newly remarried moms with children from the previous spouses are comparing their new husbands. One mom says," This is working out far better than I could have imagined, the kids love him and he adores them."
The other moms reply is," Thats nice, lucky you. My lifes miserable, this jerks selfish, uncaring and I don't get any help from him in anything. He treats me and my kids like shit. He ain't no stepdad he's a stepasshole."

by jpg3 October 23, 2010

ebola gay

Like the bomber plane named Enola Gay used to transport an atom bomb that killed thousands, this individual in power helped bring the ebola virus to america.

People started pointing fingers at the ebola gay after america became infected.

by jpg3 October 11, 2014

mistup

When an individual becomes very emotional and starts leaking saltwater from they're eyeholes.

Sometimes people mistup because the shit in life gets to deep.

by jpg3 January 8, 2012

zomvirus

A contagious virus that can reanimate the corpse of a dead human. The virus creates a mindless, fearless, dangerous enemy that will attack anything alive. The virus is fatal to a living person and is transmitted via any type of contact with an infected undead body, aka zombie.

An outbreak of a contagious desease known as the zomvirus could threaten the existance of humankind.

by jpg3 November 13, 2011