jpg3's definitions

sixpack butt attack

Inserting a thumb into someones anus while also putting the middle finger of the same hand into their vagina thereby resulting in being able to lift the person up and carrying them around like a sixpack.

Boozer the beer lover was thirsty for a brewski while fingering a horny honey but didn't want to ruin the mood so used the sixpack butt attack technique on her and went to the kitchen to got a cold one.

by jpg3 October 23, 2011

gun or run

To have a gun and be able to use it if needed or to be unarmed and have to run and hope for the best.

When the home invaders started kicking in the door it became a gun or run scenario and the owners were glad they had invested in that Remington 870 shotgun.

by jpg3 November 8, 2011

beardsexy

Having a beard that is considered sexy.

Every chick in the room turned to stare in awe when the beardsexy dude arrived at the party.

by jpg3 December 22, 2013

eighteen o'clock

The eighteen year anniversary that occurs precisely the moment of a persons birth.

At exactly 1:15 am a dad awoke his child and said, " Happy birthday. Its eighteen o'clock and starting right now your considered of legal age, whats your plans for the future ?"

by jpg3 September 21, 2011

cruncheesey

Any yummy food that's crunchy and cheese flavored.

Doritos and Cheetos are cruncheesey:)

by jpg3 January 25, 2014

fastlanefuck

Anyone driving slow in the fastlane on a roadway. Someone that should drive in the slowlane.

It sucks to be in a hurry and getting stuck behind a fastlanefuck.

by jpg3 July 30, 2011

scare spastics

Those individuals that end up being scared into pissing their pants.

Watch out you don't get pissed on while frightening them scare spastics.

by jpg3 November 7, 2011