Definitions by jpg3

faketography 

To create a fake photograph.

There are pictures that look real made by using faketography.

faketography by jpg3 June 1, 2015

system-suckers

Parasitical freeloaders that do not want to support themselves and live off taxpayer funded programs run by government agencies.

I'm tired of busting my ass working for a living, it would be easier being one of them system-suckers.

system-suckers by jpg3 April 26, 2015

leash-rope 

It is like playing jump-rope only your skipping over a leash or two while out walking your dog(s).

Most dog walkers are experts at playing leash-rope.

leash-rope by jpg3 April 12, 2015

heater meter 

A thermostat that controls the heater in a building.

Summertime means not using the heater meter.

heater meter by jpg3 April 3, 2015

ftft 

forgot to flush turds

After inviting the hot chick he just met at a party back to his pad for the night, she asked to use his toilet to freshen up. While she is in there he suddenly remembers leaving in a hurry earlier and in his haste ftft.

ftft by jpg3 March 31, 2015

pothole patchrol 

Workers that fix potholes riding around in trucks.

The pothole patchrol will have their hands full with all the road damage.

pothole patchrol by jpg3 March 14, 2015

snow-blond 

Snow -blond is when your outside and there is so much snow that you have a blond moment and do something stupid.

During a winter storm some drivers get snow-blond and have accidents.

snow-blond by jpg3 March 8, 2015