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by jpg3 January 8, 2012
Get the mistup mug.A contagious virus that can reanimate the corpse of a dead human. The virus creates a mindless, fearless, dangerous enemy that will attack anything alive. The virus is fatal to a living person and is transmitted via any type of contact with an infected undead body, aka zombie.
An outbreak of a contagious desease known as the zomvirus could threaten the existance of humankind.
by jpg3 November 13, 2011
Get the zomvirus mug.A bunch of cops gather in one area then stop designated vehicles and give drivers citations for various infractions.
by jpg3 October 26, 2013
Get the ticketblitz mug.After becoming legal age some young adults will get a place of their own and want to be self sufficient but others refuse to leave the parents home and turn into privacy pirates.
by jpg3 February 26, 2012
Get the privacy pirate mug.by jpg3 January 7, 2012
Get the O.M.A. mug.Most guys that get married get a mother inlaw, but other less fortunate fella's get a cunt inlaw. No matter what these poor slobs do to appease the old bat its never good enough and the nosey bitch is always trying to break up a happy couple. Cunt inlaws problems most often stem from being jealous of their own daughters having a better marriage than they do.
One day an average Joe surprises his coworkers by actually going out with them for drinks after work. One of them ask him whats the occasion and the response is, "I called my sweety and found out the cunt inlaw stopped by for another unannounced visit."
by jpg3 October 6, 2010
Get the cunt inlaw mug.A couple lovers were at a halloween party and got horny so they ducked into a closet and gave each other a trickytreat.
by jpg3 October 30, 2011
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