jpg3's definitions

X-ring

The center of a target. The bullseye.

Target shooters aim for the X-ring.

by jpg3 June 8, 2012

v-bag

T-boxed

This is the female version of when men T-bag people. How men T-bag someone is done by placing their exposed testicles on an individual, most likely the head or face of anyone passed out drunk or sleeping. When a female v-bags someone its done when she places her exposed labia on an unsuspecting person. The ultimate v-bag involves photo's that can be posted on the internet.

A group of girls found a dude passed out at a party and they each did a v-bag on him while taking pic's that they then posted on the web so his girlfriend could see.

by jpg3 October 28, 2012

disinterneted

To lose ones internet connection.

The individual was happily lost in webland when abruptly they became disinterneted.

by jpg3 November 5, 2011

grannylane

The right lane of any roadway having more than one going in the same direction is designated as the slower driver lane and is intended for drivers that are not in a hurry and want to do the posted speed limit or are exiting the roadway and need to reduce speed while getting off at the ramp or are unsure of where they are and need to drive slow as they look for signs.

Some drivers need to keep up with the flow of traffic or they should stay in the grannylane.

by jpg3 July 30, 2011

whaleasaurus

A humungous overweight out of shape poor excuse for a living thing.

A whaleasaurus lay on the beach surrounded by empty food containers.

by jpg3 May 18, 2013

leash-rope

It is like playing jump-rope only your skipping over a leash or two while out walking your dog(s).

Most dog walkers are experts at playing leash-rope.

by jpg3 April 12, 2015

MTnestR

This is what some mama's turn into when their babies leave home.

After little johnny moved out his mama turned into a fucking MTnestR.

by jpg3 September 9, 2011