jpg3's definitions

galactic gash

Any fuckable pussy found in outerspace, humanoid or alien.

Captain Kirk loved exploring any new galactic gash he could find, he would boldly go where no man had gone before.

by jpg3 April 5, 2011

NOT-A-FINGER

What someone says to somebody else when somethings not to be touched.

The old man hollered NOT-A-FINGER at the kid's because he didn't want them touching anything.

by jpg3 November 18, 2011

shitlover

An individual that allows family and friends to treat them like shit. The individual gets tired of having to tolerate the bullshit treatment and will cry to people that don't treat them like shit and these people that never shit on that individual will be there for support. But then the individual wants to tolerate being shit on again by their family or friends and then the people giving the individual their support end up having to deal with that individuals shit.

The shitlover is a lost cause and always ends up going back for more so don't even get involved or you will be a shitlover too.

by jpg3 December 5, 2011

millville-morons

A bunch of uneducated adults from the same gene pool that are all living in one crackerjack box in millville, n.j., AKA illville

When driving thru southjersey beware of them fucking millville-morons.

by jpg3 August 14, 2011

unmotivateable

A situation where someone is not going to do anything at anytime for any reason despite numerous efforts of encouragement from others.

Repeat requests by both parents were ignored and their offspring remained unmotivateable.

by jpg3 October 31, 2011

MAX LOUDER

MAX LOUDER is someone that has a bellowing voice. They sound like their yelling when talking.

During a party with music cranking and many people talking, everyone clearly heard MAX LOUDER.

by jpg3 February 9, 2014

credit card player

A person that resorts to using real money so as to buy their way thru an online game in this way they can purchase better tools, weaponry, XP, etc. thus gaining an unfair advantage over other players who are earning progress by actually playing the game.

While playing Band of Heroes on facebook, a player posted the comment, " WTF, I been working hard at this game for six months getting no where and that other dude started last week and is in the top ten already ?" To which another player replies, "Yeah, thats a credit card player, a loser that wins, LOL"

by jpg3 August 15, 2010