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millville-morons

A bunch of uneducated adults from the same gene pool that are all living in one crackerjack box in millville, n.j., AKA illville
When driving thru southjersey beware of them fucking millville-morons.
by jpg3 August 14, 2011
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shitlover

An individual that allows family and friends to treat them like shit. The individual gets tired of having to tolerate the bullshit treatment and will cry to people that don't treat them like shit and these people that never shit on that individual will be there for support. But then the individual wants to tolerate being shit on again by their family or friends and then the people giving the individual their support end up having to deal with that individuals shit.
The shitlover is a lost cause and always ends up going back for more so don't even get involved or you will be a shitlover too.
by jpg3 December 5, 2011
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gun or run

To have a gun and be able to use it if needed or to be unarmed and have to run and hope for the best.
When the home invaders started kicking in the door it became a gun or run scenario and the owners were glad they had invested in that Remington 870 shotgun.
by jpg3 November 8, 2011
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flourfatty

The act of rolling an overweight woman in flour so you can find the wet spot thereby locating a hole to have sex.
While watching a guy leave the bar with a very large woman a chick turned to her friend and exclaimed, " Oh wow, that dudes going to have to flourfatty, LOL "
by jpg3 July 20, 2010
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furry angels

Gods creatures that are sent to protect us. Aka; dogs, cats, etc.
I thank God for sending his furry angels into my life.
by jpg3 June 8, 2015
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sleeping beasty

A mean, nasty, loud, abominable individual thats best left undisturbed.
You may want sleeping beauty to wake up but you do not want to awaken sleeping beasty.
by jpg3 November 8, 2011
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fastlanefuck

Anyone driving slow in the fastlane on a roadway. Someone that should drive in the slowlane.
It sucks to be in a hurry and getting stuck behind a fastlanefuck.
by jpg3 July 30, 2011
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