jpg3's definitions

pothole patchrol

Workers that fix potholes riding around in trucks.

The pothole patchrol will have their hands full with all the road damage.

by jpg3 March 14, 2015

argue-ambush

When someone walks into an arguement thats been set to catch them off guard.

Getting home after an all night drinking binge with friends the individual was argue-ambushed by their mate who had been waiting up all night.

by jpg3 October 15, 2011

sexfume

The scent of having just had sex.

The couple entering a room reeked of fresh sexfume.

by jpg3 February 27, 2015

selfpossessed

To be so into yourself that nothing or nobody else matters.

Some people become so selfpossessed theres no helping them.

by jpg3 October 30, 2011

SANDYCANE

The Oct.,'12 storm that pummeled the eastern states.

We survived SANDYCANE.

by jpg3 October 28, 2012

sour puss pout

AKA the Renee Zellweger face, that squinty eyed puckered up lip effect as if the person just sucked a bushel of lemons.

Theres nothing attractive about a sour puss pout.

by jpg3 October 26, 2011

flagabuse

The act of disrespecting a flag.

Flagabuse is a common action among dumbasses.

by jpg3 August 9, 2015