jpg3's definitions

disinterneted

To lose ones internet connection.

The individual was happily lost in webland when abruptly they became disinterneted.

by jpg3 November 5, 2011

leash-rope

It is like playing jump-rope only your skipping over a leash or two while out walking your dog(s).

Most dog walkers are experts at playing leash-rope.

by jpg3 April 12, 2015

whaleasaurus

A humungous overweight out of shape poor excuse for a living thing.

A whaleasaurus lay on the beach surrounded by empty food containers.

by jpg3 May 18, 2013

grannylane

The right lane of any roadway having more than one going in the same direction is designated as the slower driver lane and is intended for drivers that are not in a hurry and want to do the posted speed limit or are exiting the roadway and need to reduce speed while getting off at the ramp or are unsure of where they are and need to drive slow as they look for signs.

Some drivers need to keep up with the flow of traffic or they should stay in the grannylane.

by jpg3 July 30, 2011

shaddafuckup

This is the reply one should use when some idiot attempts to tell you how you should do something you already deal with on a regular basis and that they have never experianced and know nothing about.

Mr. Knowitall was once again getting on everyones nerves by telling them how they should complete the job when one individual shut him up by blurting out, "shaddafuckup".

by jpg3 May 11, 2011

fuckhug

To hug during fucking.

After sex cuddles are nice but a fuckhug is better.

by jpg3 September 17, 2011

oralruns

When someone is talking a lot of shit nonstop.

The majority of people knew their leader had oralruns and wanted the shit-head gone.

by jpg3 April 22, 2012