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heater meter

A thermostat that controls the heater in a building.
Summertime means not using the heater meter.
by jpg3 April 3, 2015
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cellar-dweller

An inhabitant or permanent resident of a room or group of rooms below the ground level and usually under a building often a relative or child turned adult that refuses to leave the parents home.
After seeing the empty pantry, refrigerator and the recent electric bill Dad turned to Mom and said, " This is outrageous, tell cellar-dweller he needs to get a job and pay room and board we cannot afford him anymore."
by jpg3 August 5, 2010
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twentytard

Any guy over the age of nineteen that is NOT really mentally retarded and STILL lives with mommy and daddy, has no job, no car, finds a girlfriend online then has to depend on his parents to pick that girl up AND pay for everything.
As the girl watched the clock pass another hour beyond the promised time, she got a text from her twentytard boyfriend stating his mommy was still sleeping and the date wasn't happening.
by jpg3 October 21, 2012
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hineylicious

Yep I'd bite dat ass, it be hineylicious.
by jpg3 November 3, 2012
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credit card player

A person that resorts to using real money so as to buy their way thru an online game in this way they can purchase better tools, weaponry, XP, etc. thus gaining an unfair advantage over other players who are earning progress by actually playing the game.
While playing Band of Heroes on facebook, a player posted the comment, " WTF, I been working hard at this game for six months getting no where and that other dude started last week and is in the top ten already ?" To which another player replies, "Yeah, thats a credit card player, a loser that wins, LOL"
by jpg3 August 15, 2010
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thoughtless gifter

Someone that gives gifts without putting any thinking into it.
Shoppers overheard a rude thoughtless gifter say," They get whatever I buy them, their lucky they're getting anything."
by jpg3 December 20, 2014
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internetland

A wonderful place people can go to and get lost in while getting away from everyday shit.
Fuck this mess, I"m going to visit internetland.
by jpg3 July 12, 2015
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