jpg3's definitions

MTnestR

This is what some mama's turn into when their babies leave home.

After little johnny moved out his mama turned into a fucking MTnestR.

by jpg3 September 9, 2011

Teendumb

After turning of legal age and having to deal with adult situations like working and paying bills, ie: living in the real world, all the teenage drama and petty crisis seem dumb.

Teendumb fades away once you become an adult.

by jpg3 July 20, 2011

cheerio dick

A male penis so small that it would be able to fit thru the hole of a cheerio.

A friend asked another how the date went that a matchmaking service arranged and the response was " It seemed promising untill he showed his cheerio dick to me right there in the bar.

by jpg3 October 28, 2011

daddysboy

Despite having a sister this boy gets all of dads praise, attention, affection, etc.. from childhood into adulthood any and all of dads focus is on the boy not the girl.

Life is good for daddysboy, over forty, still living with the parents. He was glad not to be like his little sister, struggling to pay bills, stressed and having a mortgage.

by jpg3 November 2, 2011

nosecicles

Frozen snots dangling from noses, created during cold weather.

People shoveling snow need to watch out for nosecicles.

by jpg3 February 15, 2015

internetland

A wonderful place people can go to and get lost in while getting away from everyday shit.

Fuck this mess, I"m going to visit internetland.

by jpg3 July 12, 2015

absorbmooch

Anyone that sucks anything and everything out of someone else.

The fortythree year old absorbmooch had no guilty feelings about living in mom and dads basement.

by jpg3 November 1, 2011