jpatt's definitions

shack

shack v. intr.

to spend the night at someone's place, sleep in the same bed, and mess around. sex may or may not occur.

"I shacked with him four nights last week, so I think things are getting pretty serious."

by jpatt December 24, 2004

painthetic

an situation or event that is both painful and pathetic simultaneously

guy 1: Dude, you're begging for her back after SHE cheated on YOU?
guy 2: Yeah... it's really painthetic.

by jpatt February 21, 2006

NQOK

Not Quit Our Kind, used to describe someone you don't identify with or relate to, a person who doesn't fit in with your group.

Indie chick 1: What did you think of my new boyfriend?
Indie chick 2: Uh, he's nice but NQOK. We don't normally hang out with Republican fratty types.

by jpatt March 4, 2009

slup

a college slut who only gets it on with fratastic guys. generally wears designer jeans, silky tank tops, and stiletto heels.

Do her sorority sisters know how many guys that slup hooked up with at the Delt house?

by jpatt February 9, 2005

AIDS-ED TF OUT

When anything is FUBAR

My Samasung A15 is AIDS-ED TF OUT

by Jpatt February 8, 2025

pervertified

To make something perverted.

Sam perfertified the word graduated cylinder, by relating it to something else.

by jpatt February 23, 2005

everlasting jobstopper

a person who either quits jobs or gets fired constantly; someone who cannot hold a job for whatever reason

Person 1: Where is Bob working?
Person 2: He quit his job at the mall a while ago, and then I heard he was fired from Kroger.
Person 1: What an everlasting jobstopper!
Person 2: Seriously, I don't think he has held a job for more than a month.

by jpatt April 9, 2007