jpatt's definitions

rockstar partying

also known as "partying like a rockstar"

Rockstar partying is getting belligerent-wasted in a hotel room with liquor, cocaine, pot, heroin and any other drug imaginable. Rockstar partiers have sex rockstar style

Dude 1: What are you going to do after the bars close?
Dude 2: I'm gonna start rockstar partying at the hotel 'til sunrise.
Dude 1: Sweet, I'll get some blow.

by JPatt April 3, 2006

NQOK

Not Quit Our Kind, used to describe someone you don't identify with or relate to, a person who doesn't fit in with your group.

Indie chick 1: What did you think of my new boyfriend?
Indie chick 2: Uh, he's nice but NQOK. We don't normally hang out with Republican fratty types.

by jpatt March 4, 2009

everlasting jobstopper

a person who either quits jobs or gets fired constantly; someone who cannot hold a job for whatever reason

Person 1: Where is Bob working?
Person 2: He quit his job at the mall a while ago, and then I heard he was fired from Kroger.
Person 1: What an everlasting jobstopper!
Person 2: Seriously, I don't think he has held a job for more than a month.

by jpatt April 9, 2007

painthetic

an situation or event that is both painful and pathetic simultaneously

guy 1: Dude, you're begging for her back after SHE cheated on YOU?
guy 2: Yeah... it's really painthetic.

by jpatt February 21, 2006

Pafuoo

An old ass male or female over the age of 35.

The Pafuoo was in their Golden Years.

by Jpatt March 12, 2025

pervertified

To make something perverted.

Sam perfertified the word graduated cylinder, by relating it to something else.

by jpatt February 23, 2005

walk of lame

when you pass out somewhere and have to walk home in last night's clothes looking like you shacked up with someone when in actuality you slept alone in a puddle of your own vomit.

"That's last night's dress. You doing the walk of shame?"
"More like the walk of lame-- I passed out in the frat house bathroom alone."

by jpatt December 24, 2004