jp's definitions

ping

slang for cocaine. derived from the act of placing the corner of a credit card into the bag and 'pinging' the coke up ones nose.

'Yo lets hook up with Joe and get some ping!"

by jp January 22, 2005

jprocky

the one person who got ViperX down to his knees.

by jp August 20, 2003

tits on a bull

Someone or something that is absolutely fucking useless

Brian is a douchebag. There is foreskin worth more them him. He's clearly as useful as tits on a bull.

by JP March 11, 2005

dorking

Used in conjuntion with the sport of snowboarding. The process by which an unexperienced snowboarder finds himself unable to traverse the slope correctly, and must slide down horizontally, facing down the slope without turning, thus "dorking" the run. This rubs off powder and moguls enjoyed by qualified boarders and skiers.

Look at those two dorking the run.

by JP December 11, 2003

soapboxing

1) To wax philosophical to promote your own agenda.

2) To get your message across to a number of people.

Michael Moore and Ann Coulter spend too much time soapboxing and not enough time not being stupid.

by JP May 8, 2004

pop shot

When the guy blows his load in a porn movie.

Porn Star: "Last week I took the pop shot on my face, this week on my ass and next week down the hatch! Boy I'm moving up in the world, aren't I?"

by JP January 1, 2004

chillie dog

When you shit on a womans chest then proceed to thrust your penis in between her large breasts using your feces as lubercation.

by JP October 20, 2003