jp's definitions

Clintonian

A slang term for sexually deviant behavior among married adults

Refers to the sexual exploits of former President Clinton

Oh I know our relationship is so Clintonian...but the sex is better.

Several years ago there were several acts of Clintonian behavior committed in the oval (oral) office....

by Jp July 4, 2004

snooka

a home boy or bro

"what up snooka" if you were sayin that to a friend or someone close

by jp October 27, 2003

bamma

One who acts like a punk; a shystee person.

That bamma said he needed gas money but he had a full tank.

by JP May 2, 2003

tits on a bull

Someone or something that is absolutely fucking useless

Brian is a douchebag. There is foreskin worth more them him. He's clearly as useful as tits on a bull.

by JP March 11, 2005

comeuppance

Tiny rubber super balls, such as the kind bought in supermarket vending machines.

"Kate threw a handfull of the things into the small room, and slammed the door before it's sole occupant could escape. 'You'll get your comeuppance!' She screamed."

by JP October 26, 2004

soapboxing

1) To wax philosophical to promote your own agenda.

2) To get your message across to a number of people.

Michael Moore and Ann Coulter spend too much time soapboxing and not enough time not being stupid.

by JP May 8, 2004

dorking

Used in conjuntion with the sport of snowboarding. The process by which an unexperienced snowboarder finds himself unable to traverse the slope correctly, and must slide down horizontally, facing down the slope without turning, thus "dorking" the run. This rubs off powder and moguls enjoyed by qualified boarders and skiers.

Look at those two dorking the run.

by JP December 11, 2003