jp's definitions

wearing assless chaps

to be in service to another

we were waiting for Kiet so we could leave for the tournament, but he was cooking breakfast for his brother or something. His brother's got him wearing the assless chaps again.

by JP November 5, 2003

beam me up

A way to say that you have made a final statement, rather than saying such as "fuck you" or "skippity bop pow", or "it's over, it's a scratch" Right Steve?

"I am not going to mow the lawn. Beam me up!"

by JP January 9, 2004

dough kitty

Noun: A young kittenish man from Kansas of German descent. Likes playing Halo and watching crazy movies with JP.

EX: Look at Dough Kitty pole vault. What a stud.

by JP December 19, 2004

PONTIAC

Fo sho' its a car. But it done got meaning son.
Po
Old
Nigger
Thinks
Its
A
Cadillac.

Look at that fool. Thinks he's all that. He's got 20's on a godamn PONTIAC.

Fo' sho son. Holla out to the 804. JP out.

by JP February 1, 2005

blinker

who made up this word

damn blinker killed another one

by JP November 12, 2003

shake shot

The act of shooting cum on a females face.

I gave Jane a nice shake shot lastnight.

by JP January 18, 2005

ultimate frisbee

A sport played by college kids and obsessive debaters when they should be studying.

We've got a big tourney coming up, let's go play some ultimate!

by JP June 27, 2004