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Brian is a douchebag. There is foreskin worth more them him. He's clearly as useful as tits on a bull.
by JP March 11, 2005
Get the tits on a bull mug.1) To wax philosophical to promote your own agenda.
2) To get your message across to a number of people.
2) To get your message across to a number of people.
by JP May 8, 2004
Get the soapboxing mug.Used in conjuntion with the sport of snowboarding. The process by which an unexperienced snowboarder finds himself unable to traverse the slope correctly, and must slide down horizontally, facing down the slope without turning, thus "dorking" the run. This rubs off powder and moguls enjoyed by qualified boarders and skiers.
by JP December 11, 2003
Get the dorking mug.To charge an absorbent seat cushion by filling it with ass gas, only to leave and watch as an unsuspecting victim sits on the seat, discharging its noxious fumes.
N.B.: One must use only well cushioned, cloth seating surfaces in the act of hot seating. Leather and vinyl will simply deflect the rectal poisons, gassing the rookie conspirator.
N.B.: One must use only well cushioned, cloth seating surfaces in the act of hot seating. Leather and vinyl will simply deflect the rectal poisons, gassing the rookie conspirator.
Why did Professor Johnson just run out into the hall, crying?
Oh, I hot seated his desk chair before class. It must have been a bad one; I ate some dried apricots this morning.
Oh, I hot seated his desk chair before class. It must have been a bad one; I ate some dried apricots this morning.
by jp April 9, 2005
Get the Hot Seat mug.When you shit on a womans chest then proceed to thrust your penis in between her large breasts using your feces as lubercation.
by JP October 20, 2003
Get the chillie dog mug.Porn Star: "Last week I took the pop shot on my face, this week on my ass and next week down the hatch! Boy I'm moving up in the world, aren't I?"
by JP January 1, 2004
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