jp's definitions

wearing assless chaps

to be in service to another

we were waiting for Kiet so we could leave for the tournament, but he was cooking breakfast for his brother or something. His brother's got him wearing the assless chaps again.

by JP November 5, 2003

blogcandy

A post on a blog that readers will love, but doesn't take much work on your part to post.

A subject that is such a good fit for the genre of your blog that your readers will eat it up.

The latest Ann Coulter book filled with distortions will provide tons of blogcandy for the liberal blogiverse.

by JP November 7, 2003

ping

slang for cocaine. derived from the act of placing the corner of a credit card into the bag and 'pinging' the coke up ones nose.

'Yo lets hook up with Joe and get some ping!"

by jp January 22, 2005

pop shot

When the guy blows his load in a porn movie.

Porn Star: "Last week I took the pop shot on my face, this week on my ass and next week down the hatch! Boy I'm moving up in the world, aren't I?"

by JP January 1, 2004

Clintonian

A slang term for sexually deviant behavior among married adults

Refers to the sexual exploits of former President Clinton

Oh I know our relationship is so Clintonian...but the sex is better.

Several years ago there were several acts of Clintonian behavior committed in the oval (oral) office....

by Jp July 4, 2004

ass rambler

someone that talks about gettin ass but never hits it

man he aint nuttin but an ass rambler

by jp October 27, 2003

soapboxing

1) To wax philosophical to promote your own agenda.

2) To get your message across to a number of people.

Michael Moore and Ann Coulter spend too much time soapboxing and not enough time not being stupid.

by JP May 8, 2004