jp's definitions

friend zone

Where David is right now

Hey Dave, hows the friend zone?

by JP March 28, 2005

GASTFU

The word GASTFU is and acronym for the newly-developed phrase "Gay Animal, Shut The Fuck Up" Used mainly by the highly sophisticated persons. :)

"GASTFU!!!" yelled the pissed schoolkid at his annoying teacher.

by JP December 6, 2004

windian

A white dude who is trying to be Indian.

Yo man, look at that windian hangin' with Punjab and Mahontek.

by JP December 15, 2004

dough kitty

Noun: A young kittenish man from Kansas of German descent. Likes playing Halo and watching crazy movies with JP.

EX: Look at Dough Kitty pole vault. What a stud.

by JP December 19, 2004

JPirate

Noun: "amazingly awesome friend who has good taste in movies and music and will sit on your driveway with you and talk at 2/3 oclock in the morning, and who always lets you talk to her even if you dump a boatload of emotional crap that nobody else cares about on her" - Dough Kitty


See also: JP, oaojen

EX: JP hurdles like the wind.

by JP December 19, 2004

fa dinger

To get hit in the nuts. To get sacked. Fuckin' ouch.

**Andy hits someone in the nuts

Andy:"fa dinger"

Someone:"Fuck you Andy, nobody likes you!"

by JP January 2, 2005

jaypo

meaning someone who is cool

jaypo is the best and is super cool

by jp January 4, 2005