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hegs wall

Laughably bad, random, or ridiculous resumes and other notes that people send into film production offices. Usually displayed on an office wall for the amusement of all.
David became highly embarassed when he saw his resume pinned up on the hegs wall next to an inmate's love letter to the child actor, a synopsis to an adult film called "Toy Story," and a picture of everyone in the office posing with a carboard cutout of Dean Cain as Superman.
by JP May 13, 2005
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Weeblelization

Your hommey, your shorty
Whats up my weebleization
by jp January 26, 2005
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wearing assless chaps

we were waiting for Kiet so we could leave for the tournament, but he was cooking breakfast for his brother or something. His brother's got him wearing the assless chaps again.
by JP November 5, 2003
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gilligan

A girl dat looks good and dats a freak as well.
Hey Girl, is you gill?
Hey dat girl gill as hell!
by jp January 26, 2005
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jap-and-slap

An oriental massage parlor where men go for a hand-job and massage by an asian.
Let's hit the local jap-and-slap.
by jp January 23, 2004
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Olsen Twins

Mary-Kate and Ashley. Every teenage boy's wet dream. Richest young people in America.
by JP June 27, 2004
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ping

slang for cocaine. derived from the act of placing the corner of a credit card into the bag and 'pinging' the coke up ones nose.
'Yo lets hook up with Joe and get some ping!"
by jp January 22, 2005
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