jp's definitions

shake shot

The act of shooting cum on a females face.

I gave Jane a nice shake shot lastnight.

by JP January 18, 2005

sheep

a masturbation tool used by welsh people and derby county fans alike.

sheep own new zealand.

shut up you dirty sheep shagging bastards!

by JP March 29, 2004

ultimate frisbee

A sport played by college kids and obsessive debaters when they should be studying.

We've got a big tourney coming up, let's go play some ultimate!

by JP June 27, 2004

friend zone

Where David is right now

Hey Dave, hows the friend zone?

by JP March 28, 2005

gilligan

A girl dat looks good and dats a freak as well.

Hey Girl, is you gill?
Hey dat girl gill as hell!

by jp January 26, 2005

jap-and-slap

An oriental massage parlor where men go for a hand-job and massage by an asian.

Let's hit the local jap-and-slap.

by jp January 23, 2004

Suckadelicious

To admire or express a liking for something or someone

This food is suckadelicious

by JP January 20, 2005