jp's definitions

Weeblelization

Your hommey, your shorty

Whats up my weebleization

by jp January 26, 2005

wearing assless chaps

to be in service to another

we were waiting for Kiet so we could leave for the tournament, but he was cooking breakfast for his brother or something. His brother's got him wearing the assless chaps again.

by JP November 5, 2003

Olsen Twins

Mary-Kate and Ashley. Every teenage boy's wet dream. Richest young people in America.

Damn, I wanna bone the Olsen Twins right now.

by JP June 27, 2004

bamma

One who acts like a punk; a shystee person.

That bamma said he needed gas money but he had a full tank.

by JP May 2, 2003

gilligan

A girl dat looks good and dats a freak as well.

Hey Girl, is you gill?
Hey dat girl gill as hell!

by jp January 26, 2005

jap-and-slap

An oriental massage parlor where men go for a hand-job and massage by an asian.

Let's hit the local jap-and-slap.

by jp January 23, 2004

yo-dog

(noun) More politically correct term that red-necks use for the punk-ass thugs who are known to hang out at movie theaters and malls in large quantities and also known to greet each other with "Yo dawg!". Males can be identified by the pants they wear around their knees and females of this variety tend to not wear pants (for very long).

Man I don't go to Regency Mall anymore, they got too many yo-dogs up thar.

by JP January 16, 2005