dorking

Used in conjuntion with the sport of snowboarding. The process by which an unexperienced snowboarder finds himself unable to traverse the slope correctly, and must slide down horizontally, facing down the slope without turning, thus "dorking" the run. This rubs off powder and moguls enjoyed by qualified boarders and skiers.
Look at those two dorking the run.
by JP December 11, 2003
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wearing assless chaps

we were waiting for Kiet so we could leave for the tournament, but he was cooking breakfast for his brother or something. His brother's got him wearing the assless chaps again.
by JP November 05, 2003
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blogcandy

A post on a blog that readers will love, but doesn't take much work on your part to post.

A subject that is such a good fit for the genre of your blog that your readers will eat it up.
The latest Ann Coulter book filled with distortions will provide tons of blogcandy for the liberal blogiverse.
by JP November 07, 2003
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ping

slang for cocaine. derived from the act of placing the corner of a credit card into the bag and 'pinging' the coke up ones nose.
'Yo lets hook up with Joe and get some ping!"
by jp January 22, 2005
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gilligan

A girl dat looks good and dats a freak as well.
Hey Girl, is you gill?
Hey dat girl gill as hell!
by jp January 26, 2005
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jap-and-slap

An oriental massage parlor where men go for a hand-job and massage by an asian.
Let's hit the local jap-and-slap.
by jp January 23, 2004
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ass rambler

someone that talks about gettin ass but never hits it
man he aint nuttin but an ass rambler
by jp October 27, 2003
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