PONTIAC

Fo sho' its a car. But it done got meaning son.
Po
Old
Nigger
Thinks
Its
A
Cadillac.
Look at that fool. Thinks he's all that. He's got 20's on a godamn PONTIAC.

Fo' sho son. Holla out to the 804. JP out.
by JP February 01, 2005
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dough kitty

Noun: A young kittenish man from Kansas of German descent. Likes playing Halo and watching crazy movies with JP.
EX: Look at Dough Kitty pole vault. What a stud.
by JP December 20, 2004
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Fudge-packer

1.A term for a homosexual male alluding to the supposed tendancy of fecal matter to become compacted during male on male anal sex. Often it is considered a derogotory term applied to a homosexual male. Also called a donut-puncher, cork-soaker, coke-sacker, sock-tucker.
Clarence is a fudge-packer. He'd like to know if he can push in your stool.
by jp November 30, 2003
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g-shack

A wonderfully entertaining web stie created by the great Steve Ibsen. Responsible for such creations as "The Kitty Cat Dance" and "The Sexy Little Panda Bear"
Oh man, have you checked out g-shack lately? That's some funny stuff!
by jp August 04, 2004
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runt bag

A vagina that smells like runts
Hey liz your runtbag smells fruity don't you clean down there?
by jp January 14, 2004
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yodacaine

got any yoda?
by jp November 19, 2003
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Jarbitrage

The identification and exploitation of a risk free situations by means of an elaborate scheme or scam for minor financial rewards.
Rico loved the jarbitrage of buying cases of soda at the store, then selling them individually for a nickel profit each.
by JP November 26, 2003
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