joshua's definitions

poon sausage

a male's genitalia, similar to peen

"that girl is trying to get up on my poon sausage."

by joshua February 27, 2005

Stump Lumpies

Slang for Genital Warts.

That skank prostitute down the street gave me a bad case of the Stump Lumpies

by Joshua January 18, 2004

violator

A term used to describe the simultaneous insertion of middle and ring fingers in the vagina and the thumb into the anus.

Comes from the rhyme:
Two in the Pink,
One in the Stink.

I don't know exactly how we got to talking about the violator, but at least you learned something new.

by joshua January 29, 2004

gah

An expression of exhaustion or annoyance.

Shawn: "Hey Party, I wanted you to know I ate all your hashbrowns."

Party: "Gah!"

by Joshua January 10, 2005

parvez

The shizzle of the nizzle at universitizzle of vermizzle.

we need parvez before we go drizzle the vizzle.

by Joshua March 9, 2003

mind fuck

To attack a person's mind thru magickal means; to mess with someone psychically or even psychologically to such a degree that that person's mind is damaged and has great trouble escaping that present chaotic/damaged state. To be in such a state.

Monica knew that her misleading behavior and magickal spells had successfully mind fucked Joshua when he had sleep full of nightmares, and his waking life had hallucinations.

by Joshua January 3, 2004

Gayneck

noun-gayest thing you can be

Mattew was being a gayneck last night when he wouldnt let me have a drink of water.

by Joshua May 1, 2003