515 definitions by josh
A term used to describe extremist members of volunteer fire-fighter groups. A hoser is one who holds the hose, while the actual firefighters are doing the real work. They frequent local coffeeshops till the wee morning hours. They communicate by radio, even when in close proximity to one another. Their larger-than-necessary trucks are adorned with firefighting decals and various lights. Usually overweight, they are never at a loss for displaying their newest Motorola device.
Dude, why do all the hosers have to stare at people when they pull into Dunkin' Donuts? When will they ever get a life? Someone start a fire!
by josh January 3, 2004
by josh November 30, 2003
*When you're walking through a forest after smoking and you are just happy, tripping on roots, staring @ tree branches, and talking about Lich King's you're most likely atting.
by josh November 11, 2004
I owned you up the wizzle!
by josh November 12, 2004