jordotech's definitions

impork

v. When a person pays travel costs for another person to engage in sexual intercourse; i.e. the importing of sexual goods.

Glen:
What happened to that girl you were importing?

Jordan:
Don't you mean "impork?"

by jordotech October 19, 2008

Introdouche

v. To introduce someone to a douche bag.

Jon: My friend Frank is coming to town, I have to warn you though, he kinda sucks... bad...
Jord: So we have to hang out? We haaaaave to?
Jon: Just wait till I introdouche you, you'll know what I mean!

by jordotech November 1, 2008

armpit makeup

Slang for deodorant.

Chris Mitchell: "My daddy taught me not to wear armpit makeup."

by jordotech July 1, 2008

impork

v. To fly in a piece of tail to "pork". To importing vagina.

Glen:
What happened to that girl you were importing?

Jordan:
Don't you mean "impork?"

by jordotech September 25, 2008

Jack Johnsoned

Equivalent of "getting jacked". Being cheated out of something or duped.

"Man, a week in Fairfax, Va. we were totally Jack Johnsoned"

by jordotech March 21, 2008

no, no, yea

Basically meaning "I agree with what you're saying." Very useful during heated debate or during a one-sided rant. Can also be said as "yea, yea, no, yea" or "no, no, no, yea, totally."

Chris: "All I'm saying is that it was a big mistake for the american people..."
Jordan: "no, no, yea... of course it was... totally"

by jordotech April 9, 2008

pitstick

Slang for deodorant.

Glen:
Hey dude, I'm smelling like a can of garbage, can I use your pitstick before i leave?

Jordan:
Sure, whatever, just leave it in the bathroom.

by jordotech September 25, 2008