Whatte

An exclamation of disbelief. Often used in answer form to confuse the interrogator. Can be used as praise during a performance or after hearing exciting news.

Bryan: "Man that concert was intense"
Jord: "I know! Whatte?! Whaaaaatte!?"

by jordotech March 23, 2008

no, no, yea

Basically meaning "I agree with what you're saying." Very useful during heated debate or during a one-sided rant. Can also be said as "yea, yea, no, yea" or "no, no, no, yea, totally."

Chris: "All I'm saying is that it was a big mistake for the american people..."
Jordan: "no, no, yea... of course it was... totally"

by jordotech April 09, 2008

pitstick

Slang for deodorant.

Glen:
Hey dude, I'm smelling like a can of garbage, can I use your pitstick before i leave?

Jordan:
Sure, whatever, just leave it in the bathroom.

by jordotech September 25, 2008

impork

v. To fly in a piece of tail to "pork". To importing vagina.

Glen:
What happened to that girl you were importing?

Jordan:
Don't you mean "impork?"

by jordotech September 25, 2008

armpit makeup

Slang for deodorant.

Chris Mitchell: "My daddy taught me not to wear armpit makeup."

by jordotech July 01, 2008

impork

v. When a person pays travel costs for another person to engage in sexual intercourse; i.e. the importing of sexual goods.

Glen:
What happened to that girl you were importing?

Jordan:
Don't you mean "impork?"

by jordotech October 19, 2008

Introdouche

v. To introduce someone to a douche bag.

Jon: My friend Frank is coming to town, I have to warn you though, he kinda sucks... bad...
Jord: So we have to hang out? We haaaaave to?
Jon: Just wait till I introdouche you, you'll know what I mean!

by jordotech November 01, 2008