jordan's definitions

Garbage Water

Garbage water is that mysterious liquid found in the bottom of garbage bags that leaks onto the floor when you take the bag out of the can. Where does this stuff come from? People who don't throw out entire containers of liquid still seem to get it in their bins. They don't dump out cups of coffee into the trashcan! So how does it get there? The explanation to this mystery continues to elude scientists and researchers around the globe.

Homer Simpson: "Ahh! Garbage water!"

by Jordan June 18, 2006

blacktastic

A neat term that only black people should use. Insipered by Mall Monkeys

White d00d: Here I got you an orange soda, cuase you know, you're black.
Black d00d: *holds up soda* Blacktastic

by Jordan April 14, 2003

braces

big metal torture devices that dentists use for entertainment

"Braces are used for straightening teeth, Stevie," Dr. Hyde said.

by Jordan November 14, 2003

juicemobile

A slap on a wet fatman's back resulting in an incredibly loud juicy noise.

He slammed his hand onto the wet skin and a ringing juicemobile could be heard across the beach.

by Jordan March 28, 2004

Dude Rock

A genre of music that targets 13-21-year-old males who seek a Hard Rock sound, yet still seek such music through MTV-type outlets. Such music is given great care and concern when appealing to such an audience; thus it is often produced, analyzed, and marketed down to the finest deltail, giving it an air of high-production fakeness that one gets when watching a Hollywood Sitcom.

Tom thinks he's so cool with all those vintage clothes and that spiked hair; he's always claiming to be the king of underground music. But when we were in his car, he only played Dude Rock.

by Jordan February 28, 2004

trailer park boys

A popular mockumentary about the lives of ex-convicts between prison terms. The main characters are Ricky, Julian, Bubbles and Jim Lahey, Trailer Park Supervisor, along with Randy, Ray, Cory, Trevor, Sarah, Lucy and J-ROC.

The show airs Sunday nights at 9 and Thursday nights at 9:30 on Showcase in Canada. It is currently in it's fourth season. It also airs on BBC America, however, the show is bleeped and edited, because of the swearing and content. Cocksuckers.

"Trailer Park Boys are the latest incarnation of a Canadian cultural classic." - The Globe and Mail

by Jordan May 13, 2004

d-day

Canadian, British, and American armies landed on Gold, Juno, Sword, Utah, and Omaha beaches in northern France in attempt to breach the German defences protecting their western flank. Unfortunately for the mother fucking Nazi's, our bad ass Westerners knocked them the fuck out. About 110 000 soldiers landed on June 6th 1994 and about 10 000 became casualties. The Americans had particular difficulty securing Omaha beach where German defences mowed down their soldiers with supressive machine gun, mortar and airial fire.
Luckily for us, we fucking rock and we rocked those fudge packing Nazi's all the way back to Berlin and squeezed them between the left ass cheek of the Canadians, British, and Americans and right ass cheek of the Russians.

FUCK YOU ADOLF HITLER!

Nazi: Hey look, it's the Canadians
Nazi 2: Hey look it's the British
Nazi 3: Hey look it's the Americans
Nazi 4: Hey look we're gonna fucking die!

Adolf Hitler: Give me Canadian men and American equipment and I'll win the war.


Canada rules!

I purpose for the unification of America and Canada to become the "United Sates of North America"....we'll take over the world.

by Jordan January 6, 2004