jordan's definitions

outcall

When shopping for an "escort", oucall means they come to you, as opposed to incall where you go to them.

Some escorts advertise as "outcall only", nice, convenient, expensive.

by Jordan March 2, 2005

stacular

adj. slang
1. To posses the qualities that are associated with a sexually attractive female.
2. A person, object, or action that is cool.

1. That bitch was stacular.

2. That was a very stacular concert.

by Jordan April 16, 2006

UCF

University of
Central
Florida

A hard ass school that takes forever to graduate from.

Friend: "My sister is going to UCF next year, can you tell hre how you liked it there?"

Me: "Liked? Im still there"

Friend: "But its been 6 years"

Me: "I know! And Im still a junior!"

by Jordan November 16, 2003

leftover crack

1. Damn, you know there ain't no such thing as leftover crack!
2. One of the greater bands on earth.

You want some of my leftover crack, man? Shit-nevermind, there ain't no such thing!
Shit, this Leftover Crack cd has one fucking crackrocksteady beat, bitch!

by Jordan December 17, 2004

Deryck Whibley

1. Bizzy-D. Lead singer of Sum41.Paris Hilton's Ex (stupid bitch)Hottest man who ever walked this dammed earth.and is Canadian!
2. an man who is probably great in bed

"Deryck Whibley, Will you please take my virginit? if it's still there"

by jordan January 24, 2004

dwt

dirty white trash

dont fuck with dwt or yu might get shanked

by Jordan July 30, 2003

ughmiblanle

Ughmiblanle means a sound of disgust, like "ugh" or "shit".

"Ughmiblanle, we have a test tomorrow?!?
"

by Jordan April 11, 2004