jordan's definitions

weems

a person that is loved greatly

she is a weems by everyone

by jordan October 24, 2004

schpeech

Male excrement that ejects itself at high velocities towards its female (sometimes male, sometimes beast) target

Your schpeech is somewhat creamier tonight honey.

by Jordan June 13, 2003

hammy

A way of refering to ones hamstring/s.

My hammies are as sore as hell after that run.

by Jordan March 15, 2005

Spooky Underpants

Used by the Ancient Egyptians to describe un-natural underpants movement.

"My gosh Tutankhamun, look at those terrible spooky underpants outside, they are dancing"

by Jordan June 7, 2004

Grandmas pie

The saggyest most disgusting vetran vagina that has seen the cum of a thousand days

Every day after school grandmas would be serving grandmas pie to the neighbors

by Jordan December 12, 2003

dsc

verb - die sucking cock (used as an insult to girls)

Blue was like "DSC BITCH!"

by jordan January 5, 2005

Suckilucious

Word meaning suck or sucks...like the kind of suck when something is bad or when you dont want to do something

This is suckilucious

by Jordan October 19, 2004