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pathetic piece of shit that breathes heavily like darth vader and should die of cancer from smoking cigarettes.
by jordan December 5, 2003
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Get the lollerskate mug.n. The music that is played in a corporate retail chain in order to influence the buying habits of customers. Although Retail rock varies from store to store, one thing remains consistant: the music, like the products found in the store at which it is played, is fake mass-produced garbage that must be avoided at all costs.
(1) While browsing in CVS, Barbra noticed the song playing over the store's radio was 'I Don't Want to Wait' by Paula Cole. She immediately bought several packs of Q-tips.
(2) Ashley's boyfriend watied outside Abercrombie & Fitch while she shopped for the latest fall fashions; he could hear 'No Such Thing' by John Mayer blearing over the store's speakers, and he didn't like it.
(2) Ashley's boyfriend watied outside Abercrombie & Fitch while she shopped for the latest fall fashions; he could hear 'No Such Thing' by John Mayer blearing over the store's speakers, and he didn't like it.
by Jordan August 17, 2004
Get the Retail rock mug.A ninny grannet is a slightly variated form of ninny (a simpleton or fool). While not as insulting as ninny, ninny grannet implies more fustration, sillyness and outright comic stupidity to the person its being directed.
John and I were playing Halo for X-box when he totally killed my ass with a rocket launcher. "Ninny Grannet!" I exclaimed with fustration, as I waited to respawn.
by Jordan February 29, 2004
Get the Ninny Grannet mug.ToR, abbreviation of the latin phrase "tempus omnia revelat" which in english means time reaveals all things. ToR is used after a person's real name in their screen name. ToR symbolizes the belief in fate, letting time reaveal how one is to live/die.
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by Jordan January 10, 2004
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