jordan's definitions

Biff

Fall/Eat shit hard

Look at that poser, he just biffed it.

by Jordan January 6, 2004

shoot a juice

Similar to 'shooting a deuce', but instead of pissing you shoot you Man mayo, jizz, spulge, whatever.

D00d I'd like to shoot a juice in her face

by Jordan March 1, 2003

cron monster

a giant gelatinous monster that fangoriously devours ya'lls cronic.

My stash has been ganked by a cron monster.

by Jordan January 11, 2004

FLK

Whats FLK? Whats FLK you ask? Its quite simple actually...FLK is Funny Lookin Kid!

FLK a.k.a. Alex Shiano

by Jordan November 7, 2003

iNQU

An ugly buck teeth hoe who will take your man in milisecond

Man dat girl is one ugly ass Inqu

by Jordan December 4, 2003

that's hefty

Replacement for that's hot

I have a hat the size of Montana
That's hefty.

by Jordan January 2, 2005

fagster

A clique of homosexual males whom tend to only associate with other cliques homosexual males.

He won't go out to that bar with you, there's too many straight folks in there, he's strictly a gay-scene fagster.

by jordan January 23, 2004