jordan's definitions

sticky steam loaf

when u are making a steam loaf u jizz on it before u put it in

drews dad jizzed into the steam loaf and he didnt tell his family

by jordan February 11, 2005

Rocks-My-Face-Off

An evaluatory phrase which judges a given activity's enjoyment. Fun things rock one's face off; non-fun things do not.

After seeing Catch-22 at the Avalon in Boston, Jill exclaimed to Lauren: "Dude, that totally rocked my face off!"

by Jordan February 29, 2004

fnoork

v. a word used to describe the sound made whilst spewing your mountain dew, through your nose, onto your keyboard, during a fit of unwitting laughter. Also "fnrk", a quicker more abrubt fnoork.

"For an exciting change of pace, you should watch baseball"

"*FNOORK*!"

by Jordan August 16, 2004

311

As a former Klansman, I can confirm that the definition of 311 below is indeed correct!

The eleventh letter of the alphabet is the letter "K"; thus 3 times 11 equals "KKK," or Ku Klux Klan. 311 is sometimes used as a greeting to demonstrate membership in the KKK or simply sympathy with the Klan and its ideology.

There is also a popular rock band with the name "311" which is not at all hate-oriented, completely different meaning.

This is not bullshit, 311 is also used by KKK members!

Great band too, not in any way affiliated with the Ku Klux Klan or any other racist groups.

by Jordan July 3, 2006

jello biafra

Former lead singer of Dead Kennedys. Political activist, genius. Jello for pres.!! Supposedly an asshole. Who knows...Jello IS the fucking Dead Kennedys.

Jello = pure genius!
Yum...Jello.
Damn...Jello was hot!

by Jordan December 17, 2004

Booger

A poorly rolled blunt.

She tried to roll the blunt in the car but due to bumps it turned out to be a booger.

by Jordan November 24, 2003

moose club

when having intercourse with a woman from behind, you put your hands ontop of your head like a moose and keep going for ten seconds without the woman knowing what you are doing, then you are in the secret society that is, the moose club.

last night i banged this girl and i got in the moose club.

by jordan April 9, 2005