jordan's definitions

Nasty Sombrero

When one partner puts on a Sombrero and the other parther shits in it then they get in a doggy position and the catcher (one whos getting it up the ass) eats out of the Sombrero like a troth (thing pigs eat out of)

Bitch one: Man Yolanda your breath STANKS!
Bitch two: Ya HO! me and Brian did the Nast sombrero last night
Bitch one: Damn you some scary ass motherfuckers!
Bitch two: Hey look dead babies!

by Jordan April 7, 2004

ughmiblanle

Ughmiblanle means a sound of disgust, like "ugh" or "shit".

"Ughmiblanle, we have a test tomorrow?!?
"

by Jordan April 11, 2004

stacular

adj. slang
1. To posses the qualities that are associated with a sexually attractive female.
2. A person, object, or action that is cool.

1. That bitch was stacular.

2. That was a very stacular concert.

by Jordan April 16, 2006

dwt

dirty white trash

dont fuck with dwt or yu might get shanked

by Jordan July 30, 2003

leftover crack

1. Damn, you know there ain't no such thing as leftover crack!
2. One of the greater bands on earth.

You want some of my leftover crack, man? Shit-nevermind, there ain't no such thing!
Shit, this Leftover Crack cd has one fucking crackrocksteady beat, bitch!

by Jordan December 17, 2004

UCF

University of
Central
Florida

A hard ass school that takes forever to graduate from.

Friend: "My sister is going to UCF next year, can you tell hre how you liked it there?"

Me: "Liked? Im still there"

Friend: "But its been 6 years"

Me: "I know! And Im still a junior!"

by Jordan November 16, 2003

seart

sorry or serious

say your seart

by Jordan November 18, 2003