jordan's definitions

styles

the attitude or self image portrade in a certain gang or group belonging to.

missy:yo, wuz ur style gurl?
marie:im representing tha HORI STYLES

by jordan July 27, 2003

Thom Yorke

(Noun) The eccentric ADHD mastermind behind the hit band Radiohead.
(Verb) To do something completely genius, yet socially awkward.

Use (1) as a noun:
Girl #1: Isn't Thom York the sexiest guy to come out of England?
Girl #2: He would be if he wasn't so weird.
Girl #1: Yeah.

Use (2) as a noun:

Man, Alex so just pulled a Thom York when he started flopping around in front of that huge group of people.


Use (1) as a verb:

Last night at that dance party I think I pulled a muscle because I Thom Yorked too much.

Use (2) as a verb:
Thom Yorking is dangerous in confined areas.

by Jordan May 16, 2004

pooker

Some crazy expression used in a dumbass Aerosmith song called Darkness. Stigmatic's song called darkenss is 1000 times better.

I am scared of pookers so ill visit www.stigmaticband.com

by Jordan March 15, 2004

fukinrainbow

Something you say after almost being killed by a Ford Ranger.

That fukinrainbow!

by Jordan August 17, 2003

flem pop (inhale)

The annoying occurence when inhaling, a piece of flem stretches and makes a gargantuan popping noise:)

Gotta have my pops.

by Jordan January 4, 2004

braces

big metal torture devices that dentists use for entertainment

"Braces are used for straightening teeth, Stevie," Dr. Hyde said.

by Jordan November 14, 2003

Dude Rock

A genre of music that targets 13-21-year-old males who seek a Hard Rock sound, yet still seek such music through MTV-type outlets. Such music is given great care and concern when appealing to such an audience; thus it is often produced, analyzed, and marketed down to the finest deltail, giving it an air of high-production fakeness that one gets when watching a Hollywood Sitcom.

Tom thinks he's so cool with all those vintage clothes and that spiked hair; he's always claiming to be the king of underground music. But when we were in his car, he only played Dude Rock.

by Jordan February 28, 2004