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psp

Overrated handheld made by Sony. Is being PWND by the DS. It's not known by everyone, but the DS actually CAN play movies and stuff.
Check it out! I'm on the internet with my PSP! Isn't it- *battery dies*
by Jordan April 24, 2005
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bulgaria

the best fucking country there is,there is no better place then bulgaria,de abe maykaty,bulgaria is number 1.
yo man when i went to bulgaria i got a boner cause it was so nice.
bulgaria is off the chain
by jordan June 25, 2004
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sexify

1. To sexually Satisfy a person, place or thing.
2. To sexually Testify to something
3. To Sex somehting up
1. I sexified you all long last night.
2. I sexify to the charges in question
3. I'm gonna sexify my ride.
by Jordan December 7, 2004
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Smush

Verb; To Smush. Smushing, Smushed.
A combination of the acts of blushing and smiling heavily.
Originaly inspired by the merging of 2 "emoticons" in MSN Messenger smushing is starting to make it's way into popular speech.
I was talking to this cute girl the other day and she gave me a great compliment, I couldn't stop smushing.
by Jordan June 11, 2004
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Garbage Water

Garbage water is that mysterious liquid found in the bottom of garbage bags that leaks onto the floor when you take the bag out of the can. Where does this stuff come from? People who don't throw out entire containers of liquid still seem to get it in their bins. They don't dump out cups of coffee into the trashcan! So how does it get there? The explanation to this mystery continues to elude scientists and researchers around the globe.
by Jordan June 18, 2006
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iNQU

An ugly buck teeth hoe who will take your man in milisecond
Man dat girl is one ugly ass Inqu
by Jordan December 4, 2003
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Biff

by Jordan January 6, 2004
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