jordan's definitions

cron monster

a giant gelatinous monster that fangoriously devours ya'lls cronic.

My stash has been ganked by a cron monster.

by Jordan January 11, 2004

chi

your innerself

"Man,don't be messin' with my chi"

by Jordan April 21, 2004

Jeep

We have a 2002 Grand Cherokee Limited Edition. V8 4.7L. I beat my friends Mustang up to 140km/hr off the line- then the weight of the SUV kicked in and he caught and passed me.

I live in Saint John, New Brunswick and I drive too damn fast

by Jordan October 11, 2004

pull out my nine and bust a cap

to pull out ur nine and shoot u

(Whitey acting like a black)
black guy: Im gonna pull out my nine and bust a cap on his ass.

by Jordan March 14, 2005

PO

The object, or document to which an OG requires in order to measure up to a YG. For an OG, this oject is very rare.Infrequently occurring; uncommon: a rare event; a document that is rare in this region of the OG.
Excellent; extraordinary: a rare sense of honor.
Thin in density: rarefied: rare air.

PO, Quote, Big Deal, Large Op, Bid, rfp, rfq, etc.

by Jordan March 15, 2005

stacular

adj. slang
1. To posses the qualities that are associated with a sexually attractive female.
2. A person, object, or action that is cool.

1. That bitch was stacular.

2. That was a very stacular concert.

by Jordan April 16, 2006

leftover crack

1. Damn, you know there ain't no such thing as leftover crack!
2. One of the greater bands on earth.

You want some of my leftover crack, man? Shit-nevermind, there ain't no such thing!
Shit, this Leftover Crack cd has one fucking crackrocksteady beat, bitch!

by Jordan December 17, 2004