jordan's definitions

UCF

University of
Central
Florida

A hard ass school that takes forever to graduate from.

Friend: "My sister is going to UCF next year, can you tell hre how you liked it there?"

Me: "Liked? Im still there"

Friend: "But its been 6 years"

Me: "I know! And Im still a junior!"

by Jordan November 16, 2003

crapassination

crapping your ass inside out and spilling your bodily fluids from your bum

When you crap your ass inside out

by jordan November 17, 2003

seart

sorry or serious

say your seart

by Jordan November 18, 2003

Booger

A poorly rolled blunt.

She tried to roll the blunt in the car but due to bumps it turned out to be a booger.

by Jordan November 24, 2003

uki

you know it.
a quick affirmitive response to a comment or observation.

playa #1: "man, this cheese is fucking good shit."

playa #2: "uki."

by Jordan November 25, 2003

clownin

when u have something better than someone else

damn dawg, you be clownin on dat fewl with ur duces! And he is only rollin 18's.

by jordan December 2, 2003

fixin

Most often used in the phrase "fixin' to" meaning: about to, getting ready to.

Very common in Southern states such as Texas.

I'm fixin' to write my paper.
I'm fixin' to go to the dance.

by Jordan December 2, 2003