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Suckilucious

Word meaning suck or sucks...like the kind of suck when something is bad or when you dont want to do something
This is suckilucious
by Jordan October 19, 2004
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Religionously Incorrect

1.)Being wrong about someone's religion purposly to be a fucking ass licker 2.) Racist towards black people 3.) Unknowning that your insulting a confrotation man of a GOD and you'll be soon friend with a lighting-thunder bolt up your ass hole.
1.)Quit calling me a Dick it's Religionously Incorrect!
2.) He's black! Damn Now I'm religionously Incorrect
3.)I had to get stiches in my ass hole causes I thought he was Jewish, and not Russian Orthodox.
by Jordan February 4, 2003
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diggy

Extremely cheesy -- cheesy to the max. It can also describe a kind of sour smell that smells like a cheese tree.
"It smells diggy out here."
"That joke was so diggy."
by Jordan February 18, 2005
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green apple splatter

to be very ill, and take a green , diarea shit, and wipe it on a stick and serve it for lunch, along with a topping of several quiffs
Im going to pull a big green apple splatter on your mother.
by Jordan June 11, 2006
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lowbagging

when a guy crams his nuts into someone elses ass. like teabagging, only in the ass.

derived from lowbag
"so i heard he was lowbagging some dude and the guy shat all over his nuts."
by jordan March 22, 2005
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Foogle Mungler

1.)To become a homosexual Pedophile after violently gang banging a DILF.
2.) One who gives up his sexual profile to become a Homosexual Pedophile
3.)Liking New Found Glory making you a Homosexual Pedophile
1.) Dude 1"Sorry dude I can't go rapewith someones Dad tonight"
Dude2 "Why not?"
Dude1 "I'm a Homosexual Pedophile now"
2.) I'm sick of dead people, I think I'll go molest little children of the same sex at the park
3.)New Found Glory rocks! To bad I like little boys instead of ditzy blonde dads.
by Jordan February 4, 2003
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Booger

She tried to roll the blunt in the car but due to bumps it turned out to be a booger.
by Jordan November 24, 2003
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