jordan's definitions

Herbig

petaphile, total loser with no possible future, useless to himself and others, chester the molester.

Girls, watch out for herbig in his white van by the preschool. Dont take any candy from him.

by jordan December 8, 2003

Smush

Verb; To Smush. Smushing, Smushed.
A combination of the acts of blushing and smiling heavily.
Originaly inspired by the merging of 2 "emoticons" in MSN Messenger smushing is starting to make it's way into popular speech.

I was talking to this cute girl the other day and she gave me a great compliment, I couldn't stop smushing.

by Jordan June 11, 2004

warnica

pathetic piece of shit that breathes heavily like darth vader and should die of cancer from smoking cigarettes.

kill warnica. kill warnica

by jordan December 5, 2003

Smat

Adjective used to describe someone of marked intelligence who lives in the North East United States.

Me and my buddy Mike took a history test on the Boston Tea Party. I got a 75% and he got a 93%. He's wicked smat.

by Jordan February 23, 2005

cunniligus

this word does not exist... the proper term is cunnilingus

this guy has probably never engaged in cunnilingus

by Jordan June 15, 2004

mammalaya

a hearty stew consisting of the taxonomy mammailia stuffed, filled, basted, and ingested and filtered throught the digestive track of a whale (preferabbly sperm).

that's some chyaunt ass mammalaya

by Jordan January 20, 2004

asoue

"A Series of Unfortunate Events." The most nefarious book series in the world. All hail Lemony Snicket.

She read ASOUE ten times.

by Jordan February 15, 2004