jordan's definitions

Retail rock

n. The music that is played in a corporate retail chain in order to influence the buying habits of customers. Although Retail rock varies from store to store, one thing remains consistant: the music, like the products found in the store at which it is played, is fake mass-produced garbage that must be avoided at all costs.

(1) While browsing in CVS, Barbra noticed the song playing over the store's radio was 'I Don't Want to Wait' by Paula Cole. She immediately bought several packs of Q-tips.

(2) Ashley's boyfriend watied outside Abercrombie & Fitch while she shopped for the latest fall fashions; he could hear 'No Such Thing' by John Mayer blearing over the store's speakers, and he didn't like it.

by Jordan August 17, 2004

cunniligus

this word does not exist... the proper term is cunnilingus

this guy has probably never engaged in cunnilingus

by Jordan June 15, 2004

ipsa

ipsa is one stupid dude who cant learn one of all tactics in cs very stypid dude very..
cant play cs and he is the most sLOWLY people i ever seen !

ipsa is one stupid dude who cant learn one of all tactics in cs very stypid dude very..
cant play cs and he is the most sLOWLY people i ever seen

by jordan April 7, 2005

not at all

Meaning not in a million years.
Made popular by a certain group of students at St.Mary's College of Maryland

My friend: "You should watch Gigli, it's not as bad as everyone said"

Me:"Not at all!"

by jordan March 23, 2005

duncanville

A place where MAGGIE lives. MAGGIE, just happens to be the coolest person over there in duncanville. But she keeps it cool!

Man, I wish i was as cool as MAGGIE in duncanville.

by Jordan November 25, 2004

Shmob

1. Cruise in an automobile
2. Leave

1. Let's shmob the new Caddy.
2. This party sucks. Let's shmob

by Jordan January 6, 2004

cherry ann

small little angry elf who skips around every where. does some bad shit to anyone. does the meanest shit and acts innocent after its been done. bites, pinches, scratches, punches, slaps, kicks, throw food, spits and teases anyone and everyone.

the angry little fellatious cherry ann bit, pinched, and scratched throughout the fellatious process. she threw food, trying to tease the person who was given the fellatio.

by jordan February 4, 2005