jordan's definitions

asoue

"A Series of Unfortunate Events." The most nefarious book series in the world. All hail Lemony Snicket.

She read ASOUE ten times.

by Jordan February 15, 2004

Smat

Adjective used to describe someone of marked intelligence who lives in the North East United States.

Me and my buddy Mike took a history test on the Boston Tea Party. I got a 75% and he got a 93%. He's wicked smat.

by Jordan February 23, 2005

whorida

Someone in the "Dope Game"

That playas a "whorida" you need some?

by Jordan July 11, 2004

lollerskate

One of them niggas that be running around the bend sippin on 40's like the old days.

A yo I just seen that bitch ass lollerskate down this way.

by Jordan January 17, 2004

ToR

ToR, abbreviation of the latin phrase "tempus omnia revelat" which in english means time reaveals all things. ToR is used after a person's real name in their screen name. ToR symbolizes the belief in fate, letting time reaveal how one is to live/die.

Jordan ToR

by Jordan January 10, 2004

ipsa

ipsa is one stupid dude who cant learn one of all tactics in cs very stypid dude very..
cant play cs and he is the most sLOWLY people i ever seen !

ipsa is one stupid dude who cant learn one of all tactics in cs very stypid dude very..
cant play cs and he is the most sLOWLY people i ever seen

by jordan April 7, 2005

not at all

Meaning not in a million years.
Made popular by a certain group of students at St.Mary's College of Maryland

My friend: "You should watch Gigli, it's not as bad as everyone said"

Me:"Not at all!"

by jordan March 23, 2005